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THE WIT OF MOUNT STREET;
or,
HER HEART IN NUMBERS.
(Continued from page 100.)
CHAPTER VI.
Another Time.
At nine o’clock on the morning ofWednesday the tenth of Novem–ber, Mr. Baldock had the money on hisdesk before she was through the door:a ten-pound note, two sovereigns, andtwelve shillings in silver, set out in arow along the edge of the blotter like asum that has been done in advance andis waiting to be checked.
“Twelve guineas,” he said. “Tothe Author, on delivery. You are notearly.”
“You said the tenth.”
“I said the tenth, and you have comeon the tenth, at nine, which you havenever done in your life. You are gener–ally a day before your time or a fort–night. Exactly on time means that youhave been thinking.” He held out hishand for the number, and weighed it,and did not open it. “A sheet and a half.Sit down, Miss Lydiard, and count it. Ishould not like it said in the Row thatI paid the Author short.”
She counted it. She would have
counted it if he had not asked her, andhe knew it, and watched her do it withthe gravity of a man watching a ritehe does not belong to but respects. Itcame to twelve pounds twelve shillingsexactly, and she put the note and thesovereigns into her glove, where theydid not fit, and the silver into her retic–ule, where it did.
“Mr. Hindley,” said Mr. Baldock,“has not delivered.”
“I did not suppose he would.”
“Nor did I. He has called in Gros–venor Square three times since thefourteenth, I am told, and here notat all; and he has a cold, which hecaught, I am also told, standing aboutin the Square being shown the rail–ings.” He opened his drawer, and putthe eighth number into it, and shut it.“I agreed to pay the Author twelveguineas on delivery. I have paid theAuthor twelve guineas on delivery. Ifthe Author is Mr. Hindley, I have paidthe wrong person, and he is welcome
to come up those stairs and tell meso.”
Clemency thought of young Mr.Hindley coming up those stairs to ex–plain to Mr. Baldock that he was owedtwelve guineas for a thing he had notwritten, and found the picture so satis–factory that she was obliged to look atthe window.
“He will not come,” she said.
“He will not come. He is a plainman; he will tell you so himself. He hasgot a dinner out of it, and a lord, anda cold; and before Christmas he willhave Dalgleish at the same table, andhis lordship will have two Authors forthe price of one soup, and not one ofthe three of them will have written aline.” Mr. Baldock took off his spec–tacles, which was his way of changingthe subject. “That is not why I askedyou to sit down.
“I shall have no house at Christmas.You know that. What you do not know,because I have told nobody, is thatI may have no printer either. Tuck–ett has been brought to print the No–vember number and the December; butthey bring Carlile up for judgment onTuesday, and when they have givenhim years, as they will, every printerbetween Temple Bar and Ludgate whohas set a line for a Whig since Augustwill want his money before he sets an–other, and I shall have none to givehim before Lady Day.” He said it with–
out any emphasis at all, as he gave theprice of paper. “There may be a Lud–gate in January. There may not.”
Clemency sat with her glove shut onthe twelve guineas and did the sum,because she could not help it. Thequarter’s rent fell due at Christmas, asMr. Baldock’s lease did: twelve pounds,on the twenty-fifth, to a landlord inSalisbury Square who was not sorryfor anybody. She had it in her hand.She had, for the first time since BreadStreet, the whole of a quarter’s rent inher hand a month before it was wanted,and a little over; and after it there wasthe January number, which might beprinted and might not, and the Febru–ary, which nobody could promise, andLady Day, which would come whetherthere was a Ludgate or no. She had notbeen frightened about money since thesummer. It was not, she discovered, athing one forgot how to do.
“Read that,” said Mr. Baldock, andpushed a letter across the desk.
It was in a small commercial hand,on paper of a quality that Mr. Baldockdid not use and had looked at, she couldsee, with professional resentment; andit was from Mr. Radcliffe of Albe–marle Street, who was going to MessrsBaldwin, Cradock, and Joy at Christ–mas, and would be glad to take TheMortimers of Mount Street into theirnew magazine from its first number,at twelve guineas, on Mr. Baldock’s
own terms, which he understood to bepayment on delivery and no questionsasked.
“He does not ask for the name,” saidClemency.
“He does not ask for the name.Baldwin’s asked for the name in Oc–tober and got Mr. Hindley. Radcliffehas been in the trade five-and-twentyyears, and he does not ask for whathe does not need.” Mr. Baldock puthis spectacles on again. “He knows thetwelve guineas, you observe. He did nothave that from me.”
“He had it from Mr. Hindley.”
“He had it from the Chapter, whereMr. Hindley has been telling everybodywhat he is worth.” Mr. Baldock lookedat her over the desk, as he had lookedat her on the day he gave her the Row’sletter, with the expression of a manabout to be generous and resolved tobe brisk about it, so that nobody shouldnotice. “Miss Lydiard, I would ratheryou went to Radcliffe at twelve guineasthan stayed with me for none. That isall I wished to say, and I have said it.”
Clemency looked at the letter forsome time. It was a very good letter. Itwas the letter of a man who knew whateverybody in the trade was paid andhad made a point of finding out whatshe was paid in particular, and it didher the courtesy of not pretending oth–erwise.
“You may tell Mr. Radcliffe,” she
said, “that the Author is considering it.And that it will be twelve guineas, andno name, and the tenth of every month,and that the Author does not dine.”
“You have learnt to bargain fromMr. Hindley.”
“I have learnt my price from him,”said Clemency. “It is the only thing hisfamily has ever given mine.”
Mr. Baldock laughed, and thenstopped laughing, and wrote it down:not her words, but a note to Mr. Rad–cliffe in his own short Whig hand,which said that the Author was con–sidering it, and that it would be twelveguineas, and no name, and the tenth ofevery month, and that the Author didnot dine.
“And Christmas?” she said, when hehad sanded it.
“Christmas will come,” said Mr.Baldock, “whether my landlord is gladof it or not.”
She went down into the Row withtwelve pounds twelve shillings abouther, which was more money than shehad carried at one time since BreadStreet, and walked home by LudgateHill holding her glove shut. The eighthnumber was in Mr. Baldock’s drawer.There was a sentence near the end ofit that she had written for one reader,on the Sunday, after the candle wasdown; and she did not know whetherhe would see it, or whether, if he sawit, he would know it had been put there
for him, or whether a man who wrotethat a thing could be mended for noth–ing at all had ever in his life been sentthe bill.
Mr. Kinross took the thirteenth num–ber to Albemarle Street himself, whichhe had not done since the first, and laidit on the table nearest the door, whereMr. Radcliffe was accustomed to findonly magazines that had something inthem.
Mr. Radcliffe read the first pagestanding. He read as he always read,for the price, and Mr. Kinross, whohad watched him do it for a year, couldgenerally tell from the third paragraphwhat the price would be. This timehe could not. Mr. Radcliffe read thefirst page, and turned it, and read thesecond, and the Warden went down astair, out of the light, into a kitchen atLudlow where a fire was kept for thewhole of a castle and the people roundit knew to a penny what every manabove them cost; and Mr. Radcliffe satdown.
“It will lose you more than twentypounds a month,” he said at last.
“I dare say.”
“Lord Ashcombe will not like it.Lord Ashcombe likes his Wardens onhorseback.” He turned another leaf. “Itis the best thing you have done.”
Mr. Kinross, who had never beentold by Mr. Radcliffe that anything of
his was the best, or the worst, or any–thing at all but the length it was andthe day it had come in, found that therewas nothing whatever to say to this,and said it.
“I am going to Baldwin’s at Christ–mas,” said Mr. Radcliffe.
He said it in the voice in which hegave the sales, and without looking upfrom the thirteenth number; and Mr.Kinross, who had been in the room aquarter of an hour, understood that thequarter of an hour had been arranged,and that the number had been read be–fore the notice was given so that thenotice should not be mistaken for ajudgment on the number.
“They have offered you the conductof it.”
“They have offered me the conductof the business. They have a gentle–man to conduct the rest, who talks welland listens better, and who will want,before a year is out, to quarrel withsomebody in Edinburgh; and they wanta man underneath him who knows thetrade.”
“You know what everybody in it ispaid.”
“I know what everybody in it ispaid,” said Mr. Radcliffe, “and I havebeen paid the same for nine years, andI find that I should like, before I die,to be one of the people whose payI know.” He closed the number, andsquared it with the edge of the table.
“The deed allows it at a quarter’s no–tice. I have given it you at a quarter’snotice, less a fortnight, for which Iapologise. You will want a man.”
“I shall want you.”
“You will want a man,” said Mr.Radcliffe again, as though the otherhad not been said, “who can read theWarden in proof without telling theprinter whose it is. That is the onlyqualification. The rest can be taught toanybody who can add.”
Mr. Kinross sat down across thetable from him. He had not sat down inthat room in a twelvemonth except toread, and the chair was a hard one, andhe discovered that he had never noticedit.
“You will take the Mortimers,” hesaid.
“If I can.”
“You do not know who writesthem.”
“I know what they are paid. Ihave offered more.” Mr. Radcliffe putthe thirteenth number under his arm,which was where he carried everythinghe valued and nothing he did not. “Iknow also who does not write them.Mr. Hindley was at the Chapter on Fri–day. He talked about calico for an hourand a half, and he did not once mentionwhat a footman costs, which a manwho knew would not have been able tohelp. I do not ask for the name. Bald–win’s asked for the name and got a cot–
ton-man.”
“And if you knew the name?”
“I should keep it,” said Mr. Rad–cliffe, “as I have kept yours.” He wentto the door, and stopped there, as hehad stopped at the door of the cham–bers in King’s Bench Walk three weeksbefore, a moment longer than he needhave done. “I shall not tell them atBaldwin’s who writes the Warden.You need not ask it.”
“I did not suppose you would.”
“No. It is worth more to me un–told.” He considered this, as he con–sidered everything, for what it wouldfetch, and appeared satisfied. “Good af–ternoon.”
He went out, with the thirteenthnumber under his arm, to send it tothe printer; and Mr. Kinross sat onin the hard chair in the office of amagazine that he owned and had neveronce conducted, and understood that inseven weeks he would be the only manin London who knew who wrote theWarden, and that he did not know howa magazine was brought out.
On the Friday, walking home along thenorth side of the Square, he was over–taken by Lord Ashcombe, who wasshowing his Author the railings.
His lordship had been showing themto everybody. Since the first of themonth the north side of GrosvenorSquare had become, to Mr. Kinross’s
slow astonishment, a place that peoplecame to look at; for his lordship’s let–ter in the Albemarle had been read ina great many houses where the Albe–marle was not usually read, and copiedinto two newspapers, and disputed in athird; and the town, which had not no–ticed a railing in Grosvenor Square insixty years, came now in carriages tosee whether they were at the kerb. Mr.Kinross had found two clergymen onhis own pavement on the Tuesday witha tape. He had not asked them whichside they were on. They had looked, hethought, like men who had laid moneyon it.
“Kinross!” His lordship took hisarm. “The very man. You know Mr.Hindley. No, you don’t; nobody doesyet; that’s the beauty of it. Mr. Hind–ley, Mr. Kinross, my neighbour; aTemple man, and reads everything,and says nothing, which is the nextbest thing to being an Author yourself.Mr. Hindley is the Mortimers.”
Mr. Hindley was tall, and forty, andhad a fine Lancashire voice with a coldin it, and very good boots that had beensoled twice, which Mr. Kinross, whohad lately begun to look at boots, ob–served and did not know what to makeof. He said that he was a plain manand would not deny it. He said it pleas–antly, as a man says the wind has goneround to the east, and he looked at Mr.Kinross out of a pair of small shrewd
eyes that had sized up men across acounter for twenty-eight years and sawno reason to stop now.
“I’m showing him the railings,” saidLord Ashcombe. “At the kerb, yousee, Hindley, exactly as you put them.Exactly. Never mind what the puppysays.”
“I’m a plain man, my lord,” said Mr.Hindley, “and I’ll say this for them:they’re railings.”
His lordship was delighted withthis, and said it again; and Mr. Kinrossobserved that it committed Mr. Hind–ley to nothing, and that it was not, infact, a stupid answer.
“You will have been a good dealbelow stairs,” he said, “for the seventhnumber.”
“I’ve read the seventh number threetimes, sir,” said Mr. Hindley, “and thesix before it. A man should know hisown goods.” He said it with perfectgood humour; and Mr. Kinross, whohad expected a cotton-man who hadnever opened the Ludgate, was obligedto revise him on the spot, and did notlike it. “You’ll be meaning the kitchen-maid.”
“I was thinking of the coal-plate.”
“The plate in the pavement wherethe coals go down.” Mr. Hindley nod–ded. “There’s not a child in Manchesterdoesn’t know a coal-plate, sir.”
“And what does she see, from underit?”
“Boots,” said Mr. Hindley at once.“It’s in the number. Boots, and thewheels of the carriages going over, andthe hem of a gown. Very pretty, Ithought it.”
There was a pause, of about thelength of a carriage passing.
Mr. Kinross looked at the road,where the carriages went, a good eightyards off on the far side of the kerb;and then at the pavement, where noth–ing with wheels went but the coal-bar–rows and the cats”-meat man; and heremembered, as plainly as if it lay openon his knee, that the seventh numberhad said barrow. It had said barrowbecause whoever wrote it had stood atthe foot of an area and looked up, andhad seen what went over: boots, andthe wheels of a barrow, and a hem.Nobody who had stood there couldhave said carriages. A man who hadread it three times, and knew his owngoods, and had never in his life stoodanywhere but on the right side of acounter, had remembered it as it oughtto have been, and put the carriagesback.
“We burn our own coal in Lanca–shire,” said Mr. Hindley, who had seensomething go across the long face op–posite him and did not know what.“The best in England.”
“There,” said his lordship, asthough a point had been proved. “Youhear him. He’s to dine with me on the
fifteenth of next month, Kinross, withDalgleish; the two of ’em at one table,the Warden and the Mortimers, andI shall ask them each what the othermeans by it, and you shall make up thetable, and say nothing, as usual. I de–pend on you.”
Mr. Kinross said that he would makeup the table. He watched them go alongthe north side together: his lordshippointing at railings with his stick, andMr. Hindley nodding at them in his finevoice, in his twice-soled boots. Then hewent up his own steps, which he hadlately begun to notice, and let himselfin.
He did not know who wrote theMortimers. He knew now, with a cer–tainty that he would have been glad tohave about anything else, that whoeverwrote them had stood under a coal-plate and looked up and seen a barrowgo over, and that it was not a man whoremembered carriages. It was the firstfact he had possessed about the Authorthat was not a theory, and he carriedit upstairs to the library as a boy car–ries a bird’s egg found in a hedge: verycarefully, and without the least ideawhat will come out of it.
The bonnet came home on theThursday, in a bandbox, from a mil–liner’s on Ludgate Hill who had askeda guinea for it and taken eighteen shil–lings, and who had never before been
beaten down by a customer who didnot once raise her voice; and on theSaturday morning Lucy’s straw hatwent on the fire.
It went on with ceremony. Lucy putit on herself, in the front room, afterbreakfast, and stood back to watch itgo, with the blue ribbon already trans–ferred to the new one and the new onealready on her head; and the straw,which had been a poor thing in itsyouth and had not improved, caught atonce and burnt with a loud complain–ing crackle, like a thing that has al–ways known it was not wanted. Kitapplauded. Mrs. Lydiard said that itwould smoke the chimney, and it did.
Lucy had found the bandbox onher bed, with no card in it. She hadthanked Kit for it on the stairs; andKit, who had been thanked in Octoberfor the ribbon and had begun, Clem–ency suspected, to wonder privatelywhat he had done to deserve so muchgratitude from a sister who had neverbefore been grateful for anything, re–ceived it with a modesty that was be–ginning to look strained.
“You are a good brother,” saidLucy, from under the bonnet.
“I try,” said Kit, and lookedat Clemency, who was reading theChronicle.
She was reading the advertise–ments, as she generally did, for theprices; for the advertisements in the
Chronicle told a woman more aboutLondon in a quarter of an hour thanthe rest of the paper did in a week. Ahouse in Bloomsbury went for a hun–dred and ten pounds a year, with acoach-house. A lady who had been un–fortunate wished to teach the harp. Achaise was for sale, very little used, theowner going abroad, which in the ad–vertisements meant that the owner wasgoing to the Fleet. And at the foot ofthe second column, where it had beenon the Saturday before, and the Sat–urday before that, though she had notthen attended to it:
WANTED, in a quiet Family, a KIT–CHEN-MAID, who can scour and man–age the fires, and has a good characterfrom her last place. She must be ableto bear a quiet house. Apply at No. —,Grosvenor-square, north side, betweeneleven and two.
She read it twice. It was the house.She would have known it without thenumber, which she had never lookedat, by the one clause in it that had notbeen written by a man: She must beable to bear a quiet house. That was thewoman in the cap. That had been askedher across a kitchen table, at the footof eleven steps, with the warmth com–ing out of the door; and she had saidthat she had borne a great deal of noiseand would like to try the other, and hadbeen told to come again on Friday, andhad not.
The place had been empty for sixweeks. She had not thought of that.She had thought of it, when shethought of it at all, as a thing thathad happened to her, an afternoon shehad got for nothing and put into theseventh number at fourteen guineas ayear; and it had not once occurred toher that a cook in Grosvenor Squarehad been doing the work of two pairsof hands since the fifth of October, andpaying for it in her arms and her tem–per, because a young person who couldscour had been found satisfactory in allof it and had not come back. She knewto a shilling what she had got out ofthat quarter of an hour. She had neverasked what it had cost the other side.
“There’s nothing in it about therailings,” said Kit, who was lookingover her shoulder. “Lord, Clem, you’rereading the servants’ places now. Areyou thinking of going out to service?”
“I was thinking,” said Clemency,“that I owed somebody a quarter of anhour.”
She turned the page, and said nomore; and her mother, who had saidnothing all morning, looked at heracross the smoke of Lucy’s hat, andthen at the bonnet, and then at heragain, and went on with her tea.
It was half past three on the Mondaywhen she came along the north side ofthe Square, and the light was begin–
ning to go.
She had walked it from Fleet Street,by the way she had chosen from Dun–ning’s map in October and had notneeded to choose again; past Acker–mann’s, where she did not stop, be–cause she had a cake of carmine athome and nothing yet to use it on;past the circulating library, and upthe long clean pavement of the streetwhere the shops gave out, into thequiet. The Square was as quiet as sheremembered it, except that it had ac–quired, since the first of the month, asmall and steady traffic of people whowere not going anywhere. A barouchewent slowly round the garden with twoladies in it, one of whom had a glassto her eye, and both of whom werelooking, as the barouche passed eachhouse, not at the house but at its rail–ings.
She stood where she had stood be–fore, with her hand on the iron, andlooked down into the area.
The kitchen window was shut.There was a light behind it, and a smellcoming up out of the area of some–thing being done to an onion; and shewas considering the eleven steps, andthe door at the foot of them, and theexact form of words in which a youngwoman explains to a cook that she willnot be coming back, when a gentlemancame along the pavement behind herand stopped.
“If you have come to measure them,madam,” he said, “they are along thearea. Two clergymen settled it onTuesday with a tape.”
He was a tall man, and lean, in adark coat that had been made by some–body who did not need to advertise;and he said it in a dry Scotch voice,without much expression, as a mangives the time to a stranger who hasasked for it. She had seen a coat likethat before, and could not think where.
“I have not come to measure them,”said Clemency. “I have come about theplace.”
There was a pause. He looked ather, and then down into the area, andthen at her again, with a kind of slow,exact attention, as a man looks atweather that nobody has told him wascoming.
“You are the young person who didnot come back.”
“I am the young person who hascome back to say so.”
“Mrs. Pratt thought you very suit–able.”
“Mrs. Pratt asked whether I couldscour,” said Clemency. “I can. I did notthink it the whole of the question.”
“What was the rest of it?”
“Fourteen guineas, and the tea andsugar, and a strip of sky with railingsacross it.”
He was silent for a moment; andwhen he spoke again it was in a differ–
ent voice, as though she had said some–thing in a language that he had not ex–pected to hear spoken on his own pave–ment.
“You have been reading the Mor–timers.”
“Everybody has been reading theMortimers. Your neighbour has seento that.” She looked at the barouche,which had reached the far corner andwas coming round again. “Mr. Wraysays that they are flower-painting.”
“Mr. Wray has never looked at arailing in his life.”
“Nor has anybody in this Square, Ishould think.”
“One of us has,” said the gentleman.“Lately.”
She looked at him properly then, asshe had not quite done before; and shepriced him, because she could not helpit, from the boots upward. The bootswere very good and had been walkedin, which in that Square was unusual.The coat she had done. The face wasa long, plain, guarded face, with noth–ing in it that it had not decided to letout; and it had decided, she thought, tolet out very little, and was not succeed–ing.
“And where did you find them?”
“Where the Mortimers put them. Inthe seventh number.”
“Not in the fourth.”
“Not in the fourth.” He seemed tofind this a point of some importance.
“In the fourth they were at the kerb.The Author mended them.”
“Perhaps the Author was told.”
“By Mr. Wray?”
“By somebody who knew,” saidClemency. “Mr. Wray only repeatedit.”
She had meant nothing by it but thetruth, which was that a young manwho had never looked at a railing couldnot have known where they went with–out being told by somebody who had;and she was surprised to see it gohome. He did not move. But somethingin the long face shut, as a door shuts ina house where one did not know any–body was listening. He had told LuciusWray where the railings went, overthe port, in August, without looking tosee who was listening; and he had notthought of it again until this moment,on his own pavement, from a stranger.
“You are very well informed aboutMr. Wray.”
“I read the Albemarle.”
“Most people who read the Albe–marle read it for Mr. Wray.”
“I read it for the Warden,” saidClemency.
He looked down, at that, into hisown area, as though there might besomething there that needed his atten–tion; and the barouche came round thecorner again, and the lady with theglass put it up, and looked at the rail–ings, and then, with more interest, at
the two of them.
“I have met the Author of the Mor–timers,” he said.
She went quite still.
“Have you?”
“On Friday. My neighbour wasshowing him the railings. He is a plainman from Manchester, and he says so.”
“And is he the Author?”
“No.”
“You are very certain.”
“I asked him what the kitchen-maidsees from under the coal-plate,” saidthe gentleman, “and he told me car–riages. He has never in his life stoodbelow anything except a lord. Who–ever wrote the kitchen-maid has stoodwhere you are standing, and lower.”
She had heard very nearly thatsaid before, over the salt in SalisburySquare, more crossly. She did not sayso. She said, with her hand on the rail–ings, which were cold now, and theonion coming up out of the area like areproach:
“Half London has stood where I amstanding this month, sir. There is alady in that barouche with a glass.”
“There were two clergymen onTuesday with a tape.”
“Which side were they on?”
“I did not ask them,” he said. “Theylooked like men who had laid money onit.”
She laughed. She had not meant to,and it was not the laugh she used in
shops; and he looked, for an instant, assurprised as if a window had gone upin a house he had always supposed tobe empty, and then as if he would verymuch like it to go up again.
“They tell me,” said Clemency, re–covering, “that the Albemarle has thebetter book.”
“The Albemarle has a cold book.”
“It has a cold book with one sen–tence a month in it that is worth thewhole of the Mortimers.”
She said it to be contrary, becausehe had defended the Mortimers to heron her own pavement, so to speak,with a warmth she had not looked forin Grosvenor Square, and she did notchoose to be defended; and she found,having said it, that it was true, and thatshe had never said it aloud before toanybody.
He did not answer at once. He stoodwith his hands behind him and lookedat her as he had looked at her when shespoke of the sky and the railings.
“You read it for one sentence?”
“I read everything for one sentence.The rest is what the gentleman waspaid for.”
“I am told,” said Mr. Kinross, “thatthe gentleman is not paid at all.”
“Then he is either a fool or veryrich.”
“I believe he is both.”
“He must be,” said Clemency. “Itcannot be cheap, to be read by nobody,
at twenty pounds a—” She stopped.
“At twenty pounds a—?”
“At whatever it is. I am told it is agreat deal.”
It was the only thing she had saidin a quarter of an hour that she wouldhave given money to have back; andshe saw that he had heard it, andthat he did not know what to make ofit, and was turning it over, and set–ting it down, in the end, to somethingelse. She did not know what he setit down to. She thought it might beAlbemarle Street, where, Kit said, theclerks knew everything and were paidto know nothing; and she was so re–lieved to see him put it away that shenearly said something worse.
“Which sentence?” he said.
“I beg your pardon?”
“You said there was one a month.Which?”
She opened her mouth to tell him,because he had asked, and because sheknew; and the kitchen window went upunder their feet.
“Is that the young person?”
It was the woman in the cap, withher sleeves rolled, looking up out ofthe area at a level a little below theirboots; and she looked first at Clem–ency’s, and then at her master’s, andthen, by slow degrees and with evidentastonishment, at the rest of them.
“I’d know them boots. Mended atthe toe. You’ll be come back, then.”
“I have come to tell you to fill theplace, Mrs. Pratt,” said Clemency. Shefound it a little difficult to say it to acook in a hole in the ground with agentleman standing beside her, and shesaid it to the cook, downwards, with asmuch dignity as the angle allowed. “Iam sorry to have kept it.”
“Kept it!” Mrs. Pratt put her fists onthe sill. “I’ve had four from the officesince, and sent them all off. One cried.Two couldn’t scour, though they saidthey could, which is worse than notsaying. And the fourth asked was therea follower allowed, the first thing, onthe bottom step, before she’d so muchas looked at a copper.” She looked atClemency’s boots again, with some–thing like affection. “Fourteen guineasand your tea and sugar, and I’d make itfifteen for a cool one. I’ll speak to Mr.Fenwick.”
Mr. Kinross, who had not until thatmoment known that his kitchen paidfourteen guineas, or that his cook couldmake it fifteen, or that four youngwomen had come down his area stepsin a month and been sent up themagain, stood on his own pavement andlistened to the economy of his housebeing explained to a stranger by awoman in a hole, and said nothing atall.
“I have a place, Mrs. Pratt,” saidClemency.
“Where?”
“In the City. It is not a quiet one.”
“What does it pay?” said Mr.Kinross.
She turned and looked at him. Itwas not a question that a gentlemanasked a young person on a pavement,and he appeared to know it, and to haveasked it all the same, as a man who hasbeen asking questions for a month inhis own house has got out of the wayof not asking them.
“It pays on delivery,” said Clem–ency.
“On delivery of what?”
“Of whatever is wanted, sir,” shesaid, “on the day it is wanted.” And shemade a curtsy, which was a thing shehad not done to anybody since BreadStreet, downwards, to the area, whereit was received by Mrs. Pratt with anod; and another, very slight, to thegentleman on the pavement, who re–turned it with a bow that he seemed tohave taken out for the purpose, like athing kept in a drawer.
“You have not told me which sen–tence,” he said.
“Another time.”
“When?”
“When you have read the Wardenfor it yourself.”
“I have read the Warden,” said Mr.Kinross, “a good deal.”
“Then you will know it when youcome to it,” said Clemency; and shewent away along the north side, in the
dusk, at the pace of a woman walkinga little ahead of weather, and did notlook back, because one did not; and thelady in the barouche, coming round thecorner for the third time, put up herglass and watched her go.
Below his feet Mrs. Pratt let out along breath.
“That’s a cool one, sir,” she said.“I’d have had her.”
“So should I,” said Mr. Kinross; andMrs. Pratt, who had worked in thathouse for nine years and had never be–fore heard the master express an opin–ion about anything below the level ofthe dining-room, looked up at him forsome time with her mouth a little open,and then shut the window.
She did not take the long way home.She took the shortest, which was stilllong, and she went along it fast, asthough the Square might send afterher; and it was not until she was pastCharing Cross, and in the noise again,and could hear herself think, that sheslowed down and began to do whatshe always did with a thing that hadhappened to her, which was to count it.
She had told a stranger that theWarden was worth the whole of theMortimers. That was the first thing.She had said it to be contrary, andit had been true, and she had said iton a pavement in Grosvenor Square toa man who had just finished defend–
ing the Mortimers to her with morewarmth than she had ever heard any–body spend on them, Kit included; andshe did not know which of these sheminded more, and suspected that sheminded neither, which was worse.
He had defended them. He had saidthat whoever wrote the kitchen-maidhad stood under a coal-plate and lookedup, and he had said it as a gardenersays there will be frost tonight; andhe had caught Mr. Hindley out on abarrow, and disposed of him in a sen–tence. Nobody had noticed the barrow.Kit had not, nor Mr. Baldock, nor Mr.Gedge, who read everything he set;and a Scotch gentleman in GrosvenorSquare had noticed it, and known whatit meant. She had wanted to laugh, andhad wanted, at the same time, verymuch, to say Yes; and she had said in–stead that half London had stood therethat month, which was true, and wasthe first time that day she had told thetruth in order not to tell it.
The twenty pounds was worse. Thathad not been said to hide anything; itwas the truth, said to the wrong per–son, by accident. She had worked it outin October over the fish, from the priceof the Albemarle and the size of its saleand the length of the Warden, as shewould have worked out what a housein Bloomsbury cost to keep, and shehad never said it aloud to a soul; andshe had said it, or three-quarters of
it, to a Scotch gentleman in GrosvenorSquare who read the Albemarle andknew where Mr. Wray had his railingsfrom. He had heard it. He had put itaway. She did not know where.
And she had not told him which sen–tence. She went over that, going upLudgate Hill in the lamps, and washonest with herself about it, as she wasabout money. She had not told him be–cause Mrs. Pratt had put up the win–dow; but she would not have told himif Mrs. Pratt had not. For the sen–tence she would have named was theone about a man who had no notionwhat anything cost: the best thing inthe Warden, and the best thing in theMortimers, because she had read it inthe one in August and put it into theother the same week; and she couldnot say that sentence aloud to anybodywho had read both without saying, inthe same breath, where she had lastput it.
So it had to be another time. Shehad said so, and he had asked when,and she had told him, which was im–pertinent, and which she did not re–gret. When you have read the Wardenfor it yourself. He had said that he hadread it a good deal. She did not doubtit. He had the look of a man who reada thing until there was nothing left init, and then read it again to make sure.
She climbed the two pair of stairsover Dunning’s, and Kit was home be–
fore her, with news.
He had it in the front room, stand–ing, with his coat still on, which washow Kit always had news; for he heldthat a thing told sitting down lost athird of its value, and he did not like togive anything away.
“Two Authors,” he said, “at onetable. On the fifteenth of December.Lord Ashcombe is to have Dalgleishand Hindley to dinner together, theWarden and the Mortimers, and askthem each what the other means by it.Tillotson told his sister, and his sis–ter told Pelham at a rout in BedfordSquare, and Pelham says he would givea quarter’s fees to be under the table.”
“A Hindley at a lord’s table,” saidMrs. Lydiard. “His father dined withthe Boroughreeve of Manchester in theyear five, and sent your father the billfor the coach.”
“What will they have?” said Lucy,who was still wearing the bonnet, in–doors, because it had not yet occurredto her to take it off.
“Turtle, Pelham says. And who doyou suppose makes up the table?” Kitdid not wait to be supposed at. “AScotch neighbour of his lordship’s onthe north side. A Temple man: a Mr.Kinross, who has chambers in King’sBench Walk and sits in the garden ofan afternoon marking his books witha pencil, and has never been known tosay three words together. Pelham says
Ashcombe asks him to everything be–cause he is the only man in Londonwho will hear his lordship on Froissartwithout interrupting.”
Clemency, who was taking off hergloves, stopped taking them off.
She knew where she had seen thecoat. It had been on a bench in theTemple garden, in August, with a pen–cil going in the margin of somethingfolded back so that she could not seewhat it was; and it had not looked up,and she had decided, passing behind it,that it was a thing she did not want.It had looked up this afternoon. It hadtalked to her for a quarter of an houron its own pavement, about railingsand coal-plates and the price of a coldbook, and it had never in its life, it ap–peared, been known to say three wordstogether.
“And Radcliffe’s leaving the Albe–marle,” said Kit. “Going to Baldwin’sat Christmas. Pelham says he’ll takethe Warden with him, and the Mor–timers too if he can get them, and thenwe shall have the pair of them in onemagazine in January, under one cover,like two cats in a bag.”
The Warden would not go to Bald–win’s. Clemency knew that as sheknew the price of coals; it could not goanywhere, because it belonged to theman who paid for it. But she did notsay so. She sat down, and finished tak–ing off her gloves; and Lucy was look–
ing at her boots.
“You’ve been somewhere clean,”said Lucy.
“I have been walking.”
“Not in the City. Your boots are onlydusty.” Lucy, who had fallen down anarea at nine and had looked at pave–ments with particular attention eversince, said it without the least idea thatit was remarkable. “Nobody’s bootsare only dusty in the City.”
Her mother looked up from the cuffshe was mending.
“I went to look at the railings,” saidClemency, “like everybody else.”
It was true, and it was the secondtime that day she had told the truth inorder not to tell it; and Kit, who hadnot been to see the railings and hadmeant to, was so much delighted thathe forgot to be jealous.
“Clem’s been to Grosvenor Square!Well? Where are they?”
“Along the area,” said Clemency.“Two clergymen measured them onTuesday, with a tape.”
“Pelham said so,” said Kit, withdeep satisfaction. He had wanted sincehe was twelve to be the one in the fam–ily who knew things first, and he hadlately begun to suspect, without beingable to say why, that he was not; andthe clergymen consoled him. Mrs. Lyd–iard went back to the cuff, and saidnothing, as she had said nothing aboutthe bonnet, and about the carmine, and
about a great many things that au–tumn; and they went to bed at eleven.
Then Clemency sat down in the backroom to the ninth number, which wasdue on the tenth of December andhad been begun on the Friday andwas going well; and she wrote for anhour, by the candle, without stopping.It was not until she read it over, atmidnight, that she found that Mr. Mor–timer, standing in the fourth chapteron the pavement outside his own housein Mount Street while his wife went in,had looked down, for the first time innine numbers, into his own area, andsaid to nobody in particular, in a voicethat was not quite his own:
“One of us has. Lately.”
She looked at it for a long time.Then she let it stand, because it wasright, and because it was the best linein the number, and because the onlyperson in London who would knowwhere it came from did not know whoshe was.
Mr. Kinross went down to his own kit–chen that evening, which he had doneonce in eleven years, when the chimneycaught.
He went down the back stairs thatthe footmen used, past the bells, andfound them narrower than he had sup–posed and the light worse; and he cameout at the foot of them into a stone pas–sage that smelt of onions and soap, and
into a kitchen where a fire was kept forthe whole of a house, and where hiscook, his two footmen, a scullery-maidhe had not known he possessed, and acat, were sitting at their supper, androse, all but the cat, as though the ceil–ing had come in.
“Sit down,” said Mr. Kinross. “Mrs.Pratt, I should like a word with you.”
He had it in the housekeeper’s room,which was small, and very clean, andhad a slate hanging by the door withthe next day’s dinner chalked on it.Mrs. Pratt stood. He did not ask her tosit, because he did not know whetherone did; and then he did ask her,because he found that he could notconduct a conversation with a womanstanding in her own room, and she saton the very edge of a chair and waitedto be told what she had done.
“The young person,” said Mr.Kinross. “The first time. In October.What did she ask you?”
Mrs. Pratt considered him. She hadbeen nine years in that house, and themaster had come down to the kitchenonce in all that time, when the chimneycaught; and she appeared to be weigh–ing whether this was a chimney.
“The wages, sir,” she said. “Four–teen guineas. And was it tea and sugar,or tea and sugar found; and could shebear it quiet. She asked that back,which they don’t. Mostly they say theycan bear anything, and then they cry.”
“What else?”
“Nothing else, sir. She answered.I asked, and she answered, and verycool. Read a little, she said, and writeenough to sign for her wages.” Mrs.Pratt’s face took on, slowly, the ex–pression of a woman who has beenwaiting six weeks to say a thing tosomebody. “She was lying, sir.”
“How do you know?”
“She read my slate.” Mrs. Prattnodded at it, by the door. “Upsidedown, from where she stood, while Iwas asking about her fires. I had a fri–cassee on it, for the Tuesday. She readit across the table, upside down, andshe said, very civil, as though it wasnothing, that there was two esses infricassee.” She paused. “There is, too.I looked.”
Mr. Kinross looked at the slate, onwhich there was tomorrow a saddle ofmutton, spelt correctly.
“And then?”
“And then she went and stood inthe area, sir, at the foot of the steps,when I’d done with her, and looked up.A long time. At the plate where thecoals go down, and the railings, andthe boots going over. As if she’d neverseen it from under before.” Mrs. Prattshook her head. “They don’t, mostly,from the office. They’ve been under itall their lives. They don’t look.”
Mr. Kinross thanked her. He wentback up the narrow stairs, past the
bells, and the footmen, who werestanding in the passage to see him goas men stand to see a comet, stood backagainst the wall to let him by; and hewent into the library and shut the door.
The slip was in his drawer at theTemple. He did not need it. He knewwhat was on it: a housekeeper’s son,underlined twice, and Oxford, with aquery, and under that the third line,which he had written in October be–cause he was honest in a margin, andhad struck out because a woman couldnot have kept it up for six months, atseven guineas, which was all the Lud–gate paid then, to the tenth of everymonth.
He went to the Temple in the morn–ing, and sat all day with the slip inthe drawer; and at four Figgis put hishead in, as he now did, to say thatthey had given that fellow Carlile threeyears in Dorchester and fifteen hun–dred pounds, and would he credit it.Mr. Kinross said that he would. WhenFiggis had gone he took out the slip.
He looked at the third line forsome time. Then he took up his penand wrote it again, underneath, with–out the stroke through it: possibly awoman. And then, because he was anhonest man and could not bear it, hewrote under that, very small, or hissister.
(To be continued.)
THE WIT OF MOUNT STREET;
or,
HER HEART IN NUMBERS.
(Continued from page 100.)
CHAPTER VI.
Another Time.
At nine o’clock on the morning of Wednesday the tenth of November, Mr. Baldock had the money on his desk before she was through the door: a ten-pound note, two sovereigns, and twelve shillings in silver, set out in a row along the edge of the blotter like a sum that has been done in advance and is waiting to be checked.
“Twelve guineas,” he said. “To the Author, on delivery. You are not early.”
“You said the tenth.”
“I said the tenth, and you have come on the tenth, at nine, which you have never done in your life. You are generally a day before your time or a fortnight. Exactly on time means that you have been thinking.” He held out his hand for the number, and weighed it, and did not open it. “A sheet and a half. Sit down, Miss Lydiard, and count it. I should not like it said in the Row that I paid the Author short.”
She counted it. She would have counted it if he had not asked her, and he knew it, and watched her do it with the gravity of a man watching a rite he does not belong to but respects. It came to twelve pounds twelve shillings exactly, and she put the note and the sovereigns into her glove, where they did not fit, and the silver into her reticule, where it did.
“Mr. Hindley,” said Mr. Baldock, “has not delivered.”
“I did not suppose he would.”
“Nor did I. He has called in Grosvenor Square three times since the fourteenth, I am told, and here not at all; and he has a cold, which he caught, I am also told, standing about in the Square being shown the railings.” He opened his drawer, and put the eighth number into it, and shut it. “I agreed to pay the Author twelve guineas on delivery. I have paid the Author twelve guineas on delivery. If the Author is Mr. Hindley, I have paid the wrong person, and he is welcome
to come up those stairs and tell me so.”
Clemency thought of young Mr. Hindley coming up those stairs to explain to Mr. Baldock that he was owed twelve guineas for a thing he had not written, and found the picture so satisfactory that she was obliged to look at the window.
“He will not come,” she said.
“He will not come. He is a plain man; he will tell you so himself. He has got a dinner out of it, and a lord, and a cold; and before Christmas he will have Dalgleish at the same table, and his lordship will have two Authors for the price of one soup, and not one of the three of them will have written a line.” Mr. Baldock took off his spectacles, which was his way of changing the subject. “That is not why I asked you to sit down.
“I shall have no house at Christmas. You know that. What you do not know, because I have told nobody, is that I may have no printer either. Tuckett has been brought to print the November number and the December; but they bring Carlile up for judgment on Tuesday, and when they have given him years, as they will, every printer between Temple Bar and Ludgate who has set a line for a Whig since August will want his money before he sets another, and I shall have none to give him before Lady Day.” He said it without any emphasis at all, as he gave the price of paper. “There may be a Ludgate in January. There may not.”
Clemency sat with her glove shut on the twelve guineas and did the sum, because she could not help it. The quarter’s rent fell due at Christmas, as Mr. Baldock’s lease did: twelve pounds, on the twenty-fifth, to a landlord in Salisbury Square who was not sorry for anybody. She had it in her hand. She had, for the first time since Bread Street, the whole of a quarter’s rent in her hand a month before it was wanted, and a little over; and after it there was the January number, which might be printed and might not, and the February, which nobody could promise, and Lady Day, which would come whether there was a Ludgate or no. She had not been frightened about money since the summer. It was not, she discovered, a thing one forgot how to do.
“Read that,” said Mr. Baldock, and pushed a letter across the desk.
It was in a small commercial hand, on paper of a quality that Mr. Baldock did not use and had looked at, she could see, with professional resentment; and it was from Mr. Radcliffe of Albemarle Street, who was going to Messrs Baldwin, Cradock, and Joy at Christmas, and would be glad to take The Mortimers of Mount Street into their new magazine from its first number, at twelve guineas, on Mr. Baldock’s
own terms, which he understood to be payment on delivery and no questions asked.
“He does not ask for the name,” said Clemency.
“He does not ask for the name. Baldwin’s asked for the name in October and got Mr. Hindley. Radcliffe has been in the trade five-and-twenty years, and he does not ask for what he does not need.” Mr. Baldock put his spectacles on again. “He knows the twelve guineas, you observe. He did not have that from me.”
“He had it from Mr. Hindley.”
“He had it from the Chapter, where Mr. Hindley has been telling everybody what he is worth.” Mr. Baldock looked at her over the desk, as he had looked at her on the day he gave her the Row’s letter, with the expression of a man about to be generous and resolved to be brisk about it, so that nobody should notice. “Miss Lydiard, I would rather you went to Radcliffe at twelve guineas than stayed with me for none. That is all I wished to say, and I have said it.”
Clemency looked at the letter for some time. It was a very good letter. It was the letter of a man who knew what everybody in the trade was paid and had made a point of finding out what she was paid in particular, and it did her the courtesy of not pretending otherwise.
“You may tell Mr. Radcliffe,” she said, “that the Author is considering it. And that it will be twelve guineas, and no name, and the tenth of every month, and that the Author does not dine.”
“You have learnt to bargain from Mr. Hindley.”
“I have learnt my price from him,” said Clemency. “It is the only thing his family has ever given mine.”
Mr. Baldock laughed, and then stopped laughing, and wrote it down: not her words, but a note to Mr. Radcliffe in his own short Whig hand, which said that the Author was considering it, and that it would be twelve guineas, and no name, and the tenth of every month, and that the Author did not dine.
“And Christmas?” she said, when he had sanded it.
“Christmas will come,” said Mr. Baldock, “whether my landlord is glad of it or not.”
She went down into the Row with twelve pounds twelve shillings about her, which was more money than she had carried at one time since Bread Street, and walked home by Ludgate Hill holding her glove shut. The eighth number was in Mr. Baldock’s drawer. There was a sentence near the end of it that she had written for one reader, on the Sunday, after the candle was down; and she did not know whether he would see it, or whether, if he saw it, he would know it had been put there
for him, or whether a man who wrote that a thing could be mended for nothing at all had ever in his life been sent the bill.
Mr. Kinross took the thirteenth number to Albemarle Street himself, which he had not done since the first, and laid it on the table nearest the door, where Mr. Radcliffe was accustomed to find only magazines that had something in them.
Mr. Radcliffe read the first page standing. He read as he always read, for the price, and Mr. Kinross, who had watched him do it for a year, could generally tell from the third paragraph what the price would be. This time he could not. Mr. Radcliffe read the first page, and turned it, and read the second, and the Warden went down a stair, out of the light, into a kitchen at Ludlow where a fire was kept for the whole of a castle and the people round it knew to a penny what every man above them cost; and Mr. Radcliffe sat down.
“It will lose you more than twenty pounds a month,” he said at last.
“I dare say.”
“Lord Ashcombe will not like it. Lord Ashcombe likes his Wardens on horseback.” He turned another leaf. “It is the best thing you have done.”
Mr. Kinross, who had never been told by Mr. Radcliffe that anything of his was the best, or the worst, or anything at all but the length it was and the day it had come in, found that there was nothing whatever to say to this, and said it.
“I am going to Baldwin’s at Christmas,” said Mr. Radcliffe.
He said it in the voice in which he gave the sales, and without looking up from the thirteenth number; and Mr. Kinross, who had been in the room a quarter of an hour, understood that the quarter of an hour had been arranged, and that the number had been read before the notice was given so that the notice should not be mistaken for a judgment on the number.
“They have offered you the conduct of it.”
“They have offered me the conduct of the business. They have a gentleman to conduct the rest, who talks well and listens better, and who will want, before a year is out, to quarrel with somebody in Edinburgh; and they want a man underneath him who knows the trade.”
“You know what everybody in it is paid.”
“I know what everybody in it is paid,” said Mr. Radcliffe, “and I have been paid the same for nine years, and I find that I should like, before I die, to be one of the people whose pay I know.” He closed the number, and squared it with the edge of the table.
“The deed allows it at a quarter’s notice. I have given it you at a quarter’s notice, less a fortnight, for which I apologise. You will want a man.”
“I shall want you.”
“You will want a man,” said Mr. Radcliffe again, as though the other had not been said, “who can read the Warden in proof without telling the printer whose it is. That is the only qualification. The rest can be taught to anybody who can add.”
Mr. Kinross sat down across the table from him. He had not sat down in that room in a twelvemonth except to read, and the chair was a hard one, and he discovered that he had never noticed it.
“You will take the Mortimers,” he said.
“If I can.”
“You do not know who writes them.”
“I know what they are paid. I have offered more.” Mr. Radcliffe put the thirteenth number under his arm, which was where he carried everything he valued and nothing he did not. “I know also who does not write them. Mr. Hindley was at the Chapter on Friday. He talked about calico for an hour and a half, and he did not once mention what a footman costs, which a man who knew would not have been able to help. I do not ask for the name. Baldwin’s asked for the name and got a cotton-man.”
“And if you knew the name?”
“I should keep it,” said Mr. Radcliffe, “as I have kept yours.” He went to the door, and stopped there, as he had stopped at the door of the chambers in King’s Bench Walk three weeks before, a moment longer than he need have done. “I shall not tell them at Baldwin’s who writes the Warden. You need not ask it.”
“I did not suppose you would.”
“No. It is worth more to me untold.” He considered this, as he considered everything, for what it would fetch, and appeared satisfied. “Good afternoon.”
He went out, with the thirteenth number under his arm, to send it to the printer; and Mr. Kinross sat on in the hard chair in the office of a magazine that he owned and had never once conducted, and understood that in seven weeks he would be the only man in London who knew who wrote the Warden, and that he did not know how a magazine was brought out.
On the Friday, walking home along the north side of the Square, he was overtaken by Lord Ashcombe, who was showing his Author the railings.
His lordship had been showing them to everybody. Since the first of the month the north side of Grosvenor Square had become, to Mr. Kinross’s
slow astonishment, a place that people came to look at; for his lordship’s letter in the Albemarle had been read in a great many houses where the Albemarle was not usually read, and copied into two newspapers, and disputed in a third; and the town, which had not noticed a railing in Grosvenor Square in sixty years, came now in carriages to see whether they were at the kerb. Mr. Kinross had found two clergymen on his own pavement on the Tuesday with a tape. He had not asked them which side they were on. They had looked, he thought, like men who had laid money on it.
“Kinross!” His lordship took his arm. “The very man. You know Mr. Hindley. No, you don’t; nobody does yet; that’s the beauty of it. Mr. Hindley, Mr. Kinross, my neighbour; a Temple man, and reads everything, and says nothing, which is the next best thing to being an Author yourself. Mr. Hindley is the Mortimers.”
Mr. Hindley was tall, and forty, and had a fine Lancashire voice with a cold in it, and very good boots that had been soled twice, which Mr. Kinross, who had lately begun to look at boots, observed and did not know what to make of. He said that he was a plain man and would not deny it. He said it pleasantly, as a man says the wind has gone round to the east, and he looked at Mr. Kinross out of a pair of small shrewd eyes that had sized up men across a counter for twenty-eight years and saw no reason to stop now.
“I’m showing him the railings,” said Lord Ashcombe. “At the kerb, you see, Hindley, exactly as you put them. Exactly. Never mind what the puppy says.”
“I’m a plain man, my lord,” said Mr. Hindley, “and I’ll say this for them: they’re railings.”
His lordship was delighted with this, and said it again; and Mr. Kinross observed that it committed Mr. Hindley to nothing, and that it was not, in fact, a stupid answer.
“You will have been a good deal below stairs,” he said, “for the seventh number.”
“I’ve read the seventh number three times, sir,” said Mr. Hindley, “and the six before it. A man should know his own goods.” He said it with perfect good humour; and Mr. Kinross, who had expected a cotton-man who had never opened the Ludgate, was obliged to revise him on the spot, and did not like it. “You’ll be meaning the kitchen-maid.”
“I was thinking of the coal-plate.”
“The plate in the pavement where the coals go down.” Mr. Hindley nodded. “There’s not a child in Manchester doesn’t know a coal-plate, sir.”
“And what does she see, from under it?”
“Boots,” said Mr. Hindley at once. “It’s in the number. Boots, and the wheels of the carriages going over, and the hem of a gown. Very pretty, I thought it.”
There was a pause, of about the length of a carriage passing.
Mr. Kinross looked at the road, where the carriages went, a good eight yards off on the far side of the kerb; and then at the pavement, where nothing with wheels went but the coal-barrows and the cats”-meat man; and he remembered, as plainly as if it lay open on his knee, that the seventh number had said barrow. It had said barrow because whoever wrote it had stood at the foot of an area and looked up, and had seen what went over: boots, and the wheels of a barrow, and a hem. Nobody who had stood there could have said carriages. A man who had read it three times, and knew his own goods, and had never in his life stood anywhere but on the right side of a counter, had remembered it as it ought to have been, and put the carriages back.
“We burn our own coal in Lancashire,” said Mr. Hindley, who had seen something go across the long face opposite him and did not know what. “The best in England.”
“There,” said his lordship, as though a point had been proved. “You hear him. He’s to dine with me on the fifteenth of next month, Kinross, with Dalgleish; the two of ’em at one table, the Warden and the Mortimers, and I shall ask them each what the other means by it, and you shall make up the table, and say nothing, as usual. I depend on you.”
Mr. Kinross said that he would make up the table. He watched them go along the north side together: his lordship pointing at railings with his stick, and Mr. Hindley nodding at them in his fine voice, in his twice-soled boots. Then he went up his own steps, which he had lately begun to notice, and let himself in.
He did not know who wrote the Mortimers. He knew now, with a certainty that he would have been glad to have about anything else, that whoever wrote them had stood under a coal-plate and looked up and seen a barrow go over, and that it was not a man who remembered carriages. It was the first fact he had possessed about the Author that was not a theory, and he carried it upstairs to the library as a boy carries a bird’s egg found in a hedge: very carefully, and without the least idea what will come out of it.
The bonnet came home on the Thursday, in a bandbox, from a milliner’s on Ludgate Hill who had asked a guinea for it and taken eighteen shillings, and who had never before been
beaten down by a customer who did not once raise her voice; and on the Saturday morning Lucy’s straw hat went on the fire.
It went on with ceremony. Lucy put it on herself, in the front room, after breakfast, and stood back to watch it go, with the blue ribbon already transferred to the new one and the new one already on her head; and the straw, which had been a poor thing in its youth and had not improved, caught at once and burnt with a loud complaining crackle, like a thing that has always known it was not wanted. Kit applauded. Mrs. Lydiard said that it would smoke the chimney, and it did.
Lucy had found the bandbox on her bed, with no card in it. She had thanked Kit for it on the stairs; and Kit, who had been thanked in October for the ribbon and had begun, Clemency suspected, to wonder privately what he had done to deserve so much gratitude from a sister who had never before been grateful for anything, received it with a modesty that was beginning to look strained.
“You are a good brother,” said Lucy, from under the bonnet.
“I try,” said Kit, and looked at Clemency, who was reading the Chronicle.
She was reading the advertisements, as she generally did, for the prices; for the advertisements in the Chronicle told a woman more about London in a quarter of an hour than the rest of the paper did in a week. A house in Bloomsbury went for a hundred and ten pounds a year, with a coach-house. A lady who had been unfortunate wished to teach the harp. A chaise was for sale, very little used, the owner going abroad, which in the advertisements meant that the owner was going to the Fleet. And at the foot of the second column, where it had been on the Saturday before, and the Saturday before that, though she had not then attended to it:
WANTED, in a quiet Family, a KITCHEN-MAID, who can scour and manage the fires, and has a good character from her last place. She must be able to bear a quiet house. Apply at No. —, Grosvenor-square, north side, between eleven and two.
She read it twice. It was the house. She would have known it without the number, which she had never looked at, by the one clause in it that had not been written by a man: She must be able to bear a quiet house. That was the woman in the cap. That had been asked her across a kitchen table, at the foot of eleven steps, with the warmth coming out of the door; and she had said that she had borne a great deal of noise and would like to try the other, and had been told to come again on Friday, and had not.
The place had been empty for six weeks. She had not thought of that. She had thought of it, when she thought of it at all, as a thing that had happened to her, an afternoon she had got for nothing and put into the seventh number at fourteen guineas a year; and it had not once occurred to her that a cook in Grosvenor Square had been doing the work of two pairs of hands since the fifth of October, and paying for it in her arms and her temper, because a young person who could scour had been found satisfactory in all of it and had not come back. She knew to a shilling what she had got out of that quarter of an hour. She had never asked what it had cost the other side.
“There’s nothing in it about the railings,” said Kit, who was looking over her shoulder. “Lord, Clem, you’re reading the servants’ places now. Are you thinking of going out to service?”
“I was thinking,” said Clemency, “that I owed somebody a quarter of an hour.”
She turned the page, and said no more; and her mother, who had said nothing all morning, looked at her across the smoke of Lucy’s hat, and then at the bonnet, and then at her again, and went on with her tea.
It was half past three on the Monday when she came along the north side of the Square, and the light was beginning to go.
She had walked it from Fleet Street, by the way she had chosen from Dunning’s map in October and had not needed to choose again; past Ackermann’s, where she did not stop, because she had a cake of carmine at home and nothing yet to use it on; past the circulating library, and up the long clean pavement of the street where the shops gave out, into the quiet. The Square was as quiet as she remembered it, except that it had acquired, since the first of the month, a small and steady traffic of people who were not going anywhere. A barouche went slowly round the garden with two ladies in it, one of whom had a glass to her eye, and both of whom were looking, as the barouche passed each house, not at the house but at its railings.
She stood where she had stood before, with her hand on the iron, and looked down into the area.
The kitchen window was shut. There was a light behind it, and a smell coming up out of the area of something being done to an onion; and she was considering the eleven steps, and the door at the foot of them, and the exact form of words in which a young woman explains to a cook that she will not be coming back, when a gentleman came along the pavement behind her and stopped.
“If you have come to measure them, madam,” he said, “they are along the area. Two clergymen settled it on Tuesday with a tape.”
He was a tall man, and lean, in a dark coat that had been made by somebody who did not need to advertise; and he said it in a dry Scotch voice, without much expression, as a man gives the time to a stranger who has asked for it. She had seen a coat like that before, and could not think where.
“I have not come to measure them,” said Clemency. “I have come about the place.”
There was a pause. He looked at her, and then down into the area, and then at her again, with a kind of slow, exact attention, as a man looks at weather that nobody has told him was coming.
“You are the young person who did not come back.”
“I am the young person who has come back to say so.”
“Mrs. Pratt thought you very suitable.”
“Mrs. Pratt asked whether I could scour,” said Clemency. “I can. I did not think it the whole of the question.”
“What was the rest of it?”
“Fourteen guineas, and the tea and sugar, and a strip of sky with railings across it.”
He was silent for a moment; and when he spoke again it was in a different voice, as though she had said something in a language that he had not expected to hear spoken on his own pavement.
“You have been reading the Mortimers.”
“Everybody has been reading the Mortimers. Your neighbour has seen to that.” She looked at the barouche, which had reached the far corner and was coming round again. “Mr. Wray says that they are flower-painting.”
“Mr. Wray has never looked at a railing in his life.”
“Nor has anybody in this Square, I should think.”
“One of us has,” said the gentleman. “Lately.”
She looked at him properly then, as she had not quite done before; and she priced him, because she could not help it, from the boots upward. The boots were very good and had been walked in, which in that Square was unusual. The coat she had done. The face was a long, plain, guarded face, with nothing in it that it had not decided to let out; and it had decided, she thought, to let out very little, and was not succeeding.
“And where did you find them?”
“Where the Mortimers put them. In the seventh number.”
“Not in the fourth.”
“Not in the fourth.” He seemed to find this a point of some importance.
“In the fourth they were at the kerb. The Author mended them.”
“Perhaps the Author was told.”
“By Mr. Wray?”
“By somebody who knew,” said Clemency. “Mr. Wray only repeated it.”
She had meant nothing by it but the truth, which was that a young man who had never looked at a railing could not have known where they went without being told by somebody who had; and she was surprised to see it go home. He did not move. But something in the long face shut, as a door shuts in a house where one did not know anybody was listening. He had told Lucius Wray where the railings went, over the port, in August, without looking to see who was listening; and he had not thought of it again until this moment, on his own pavement, from a stranger.
“You are very well informed about Mr. Wray.”
“I read the Albemarle.”
“Most people who read the Albemarle read it for Mr. Wray.”
“I read it for the Warden,” said Clemency.
He looked down, at that, into his own area, as though there might be something there that needed his attention; and the barouche came round the corner again, and the lady with the glass put it up, and looked at the railings, and then, with more interest, at the two of them.
“I have met the Author of the Mortimers,” he said.
She went quite still.
“Have you?”
“On Friday. My neighbour was showing him the railings. He is a plain man from Manchester, and he says so.”
“And is he the Author?”
“No.”
“You are very certain.”
“I asked him what the kitchen-maid sees from under the coal-plate,” said the gentleman, “and he told me carriages. He has never in his life stood below anything except a lord. Whoever wrote the kitchen-maid has stood where you are standing, and lower.”
She had heard very nearly that said before, over the salt in Salisbury Square, more crossly. She did not say so. She said, with her hand on the railings, which were cold now, and the onion coming up out of the area like a reproach:
“Half London has stood where I am standing this month, sir. There is a lady in that barouche with a glass.”
“There were two clergymen on Tuesday with a tape.”
“Which side were they on?”
“I did not ask them,” he said. “They looked like men who had laid money on it.”
She laughed. She had not meant to, and it was not the laugh she used in
shops; and he looked, for an instant, as surprised as if a window had gone up in a house he had always supposed to be empty, and then as if he would very much like it to go up again.
“They tell me,” said Clemency, recovering, “that the Albemarle has the better book.”
“The Albemarle has a cold book.”
“It has a cold book with one sentence a month in it that is worth the whole of the Mortimers.”
She said it to be contrary, because he had defended the Mortimers to her on her own pavement, so to speak, with a warmth she had not looked for in Grosvenor Square, and she did not choose to be defended; and she found, having said it, that it was true, and that she had never said it aloud before to anybody.
He did not answer at once. He stood with his hands behind him and looked at her as he had looked at her when she spoke of the sky and the railings.
“You read it for one sentence?”
“I read everything for one sentence. The rest is what the gentleman was paid for.”
“I am told,” said Mr. Kinross, “that the gentleman is not paid at all.”
“Then he is either a fool or very rich.”
“I believe he is both.”
“He must be,” said Clemency. “It cannot be cheap, to be read by nobody, at twenty pounds a—” She stopped.
“At twenty pounds a—?”
“At whatever it is. I am told it is a great deal.”
It was the only thing she had said in a quarter of an hour that she would have given money to have back; and she saw that he had heard it, and that he did not know what to make of it, and was turning it over, and setting it down, in the end, to something else. She did not know what he set it down to. She thought it might be Albemarle Street, where, Kit said, the clerks knew everything and were paid to know nothing; and she was so relieved to see him put it away that she nearly said something worse.
“Which sentence?” he said.
“I beg your pardon?”
“You said there was one a month. Which?”
She opened her mouth to tell him, because he had asked, and because she knew; and the kitchen window went up under their feet.
“Is that the young person?”
It was the woman in the cap, with her sleeves rolled, looking up out of the area at a level a little below their boots; and she looked first at Clemency’s, and then at her master’s, and then, by slow degrees and with evident astonishment, at the rest of them.
“I’d know them boots. Mended at the toe. You’ll be come back, then.”
“I have come to tell you to fill the place, Mrs. Pratt,” said Clemency. She found it a little difficult to say it to a cook in a hole in the ground with a gentleman standing beside her, and she said it to the cook, downwards, with as much dignity as the angle allowed. “I am sorry to have kept it.”
“Kept it!” Mrs. Pratt put her fists on the sill. “I’ve had four from the office since, and sent them all off. One cried. Two couldn’t scour, though they said they could, which is worse than not saying. And the fourth asked was there a follower allowed, the first thing, on the bottom step, before she’d so much as looked at a copper.” She looked at Clemency’s boots again, with something like affection. “Fourteen guineas and your tea and sugar, and I’d make it fifteen for a cool one. I’ll speak to Mr. Fenwick.”
Mr. Kinross, who had not until that moment known that his kitchen paid fourteen guineas, or that his cook could make it fifteen, or that four young women had come down his area steps in a month and been sent up them again, stood on his own pavement and listened to the economy of his house being explained to a stranger by a woman in a hole, and said nothing at all.
“I have a place, Mrs. Pratt,” said Clemency.
“Where?”
“In the City. It is not a quiet one.”
“What does it pay?” said Mr. Kinross.
She turned and looked at him. It was not a question that a gentleman asked a young person on a pavement, and he appeared to know it, and to have asked it all the same, as a man who has been asking questions for a month in his own house has got out of the way of not asking them.
“It pays on delivery,” said Clemency.
“On delivery of what?”
“Of whatever is wanted, sir,” she said, “on the day it is wanted.” And she made a curtsy, which was a thing she had not done to anybody since Bread Street, downwards, to the area, where it was received by Mrs. Pratt with a nod; and another, very slight, to the gentleman on the pavement, who returned it with a bow that he seemed to have taken out for the purpose, like a thing kept in a drawer.
“You have not told me which sentence,” he said.
“Another time.”
“When?”
“When you have read the Warden for it yourself.”
“I have read the Warden,” said Mr. Kinross, “a good deal.”
“Then you will know it when you come to it,” said Clemency; and she went away along the north side, in the
dusk, at the pace of a woman walking a little ahead of weather, and did not look back, because one did not; and the lady in the barouche, coming round the corner for the third time, put up her glass and watched her go.
Below his feet Mrs. Pratt let out a long breath.
“That’s a cool one, sir,” she said. “I’d have had her.”
“So should I,” said Mr. Kinross; and Mrs. Pratt, who had worked in that house for nine years and had never before heard the master express an opinion about anything below the level of the dining-room, looked up at him for some time with her mouth a little open, and then shut the window.
She did not take the long way home. She took the shortest, which was still long, and she went along it fast, as though the Square might send after her; and it was not until she was past Charing Cross, and in the noise again, and could hear herself think, that she slowed down and began to do what she always did with a thing that had happened to her, which was to count it.
She had told a stranger that the Warden was worth the whole of the Mortimers. That was the first thing. She had said it to be contrary, and it had been true, and she had said it on a pavement in Grosvenor Square to a man who had just finished defending the Mortimers to her with more warmth than she had ever heard anybody spend on them, Kit included; and she did not know which of these she minded more, and suspected that she minded neither, which was worse.
He had defended them. He had said that whoever wrote the kitchen-maid had stood under a coal-plate and looked up, and he had said it as a gardener says there will be frost tonight; and he had caught Mr. Hindley out on a barrow, and disposed of him in a sentence. Nobody had noticed the barrow. Kit had not, nor Mr. Baldock, nor Mr. Gedge, who read everything he set; and a Scotch gentleman in Grosvenor Square had noticed it, and known what it meant. She had wanted to laugh, and had wanted, at the same time, very much, to say Yes; and she had said instead that half London had stood there that month, which was true, and was the first time that day she had told the truth in order not to tell it.
The twenty pounds was worse. That had not been said to hide anything; it was the truth, said to the wrong person, by accident. She had worked it out in October over the fish, from the price of the Albemarle and the size of its sale and the length of the Warden, as she would have worked out what a house in Bloomsbury cost to keep, and she had never said it aloud to a soul; and she had said it, or three-quarters of
it, to a Scotch gentleman in Grosvenor Square who read the Albemarle and knew where Mr. Wray had his railings from. He had heard it. He had put it away. She did not know where.
And she had not told him which sentence. She went over that, going up Ludgate Hill in the lamps, and was honest with herself about it, as she was about money. She had not told him because Mrs. Pratt had put up the window; but she would not have told him if Mrs. Pratt had not. For the sentence she would have named was the one about a man who had no notion what anything cost: the best thing in the Warden, and the best thing in the Mortimers, because she had read it in the one in August and put it into the other the same week; and she could not say that sentence aloud to anybody who had read both without saying, in the same breath, where she had last put it.
So it had to be another time. She had said so, and he had asked when, and she had told him, which was impertinent, and which she did not regret. When you have read the Warden for it yourself. He had said that he had read it a good deal. She did not doubt it. He had the look of a man who read a thing until there was nothing left in it, and then read it again to make sure.
She climbed the two pair of stairs over Dunning’s, and Kit was home before her, with news.
He had it in the front room, standing, with his coat still on, which was how Kit always had news; for he held that a thing told sitting down lost a third of its value, and he did not like to give anything away.
“Two Authors,” he said, “at one table. On the fifteenth of December. Lord Ashcombe is to have Dalgleish and Hindley to dinner together, the Warden and the Mortimers, and ask them each what the other means by it. Tillotson told his sister, and his sister told Pelham at a rout in Bedford Square, and Pelham says he would give a quarter’s fees to be under the table.”
“A Hindley at a lord’s table,” said Mrs. Lydiard. “His father dined with the Boroughreeve of Manchester in the year five, and sent your father the bill for the coach.”
“What will they have?” said Lucy, who was still wearing the bonnet, indoors, because it had not yet occurred to her to take it off.
“Turtle, Pelham says. And who do you suppose makes up the table?” Kit did not wait to be supposed at. “A Scotch neighbour of his lordship’s on the north side. A Temple man: a Mr. Kinross, who has chambers in King’s Bench Walk and sits in the garden of an afternoon marking his books with a pencil, and has never been known to say three words together. Pelham says
Ashcombe asks him to everything because he is the only man in London who will hear his lordship on Froissart without interrupting.”
Clemency, who was taking off her gloves, stopped taking them off.
She knew where she had seen the coat. It had been on a bench in the Temple garden, in August, with a pencil going in the margin of something folded back so that she could not see what it was; and it had not looked up, and she had decided, passing behind it, that it was a thing she did not want. It had looked up this afternoon. It had talked to her for a quarter of an hour on its own pavement, about railings and coal-plates and the price of a cold book, and it had never in its life, it appeared, been known to say three words together.
“And Radcliffe’s leaving the Albemarle,” said Kit. “Going to Baldwin’s at Christmas. Pelham says he’ll take the Warden with him, and the Mortimers too if he can get them, and then we shall have the pair of them in one magazine in January, under one cover, like two cats in a bag.”
The Warden would not go to Baldwin’s. Clemency knew that as she knew the price of coals; it could not go anywhere, because it belonged to the man who paid for it. But she did not say so. She sat down, and finished taking off her gloves; and Lucy was looking at her boots.
“You’ve been somewhere clean,” said Lucy.
“I have been walking.”
“Not in the City. Your boots are only dusty.” Lucy, who had fallen down an area at nine and had looked at pavements with particular attention ever since, said it without the least idea that it was remarkable. “Nobody’s boots are only dusty in the City.”
Her mother looked up from the cuff she was mending.
“I went to look at the railings,” said Clemency, “like everybody else.”
It was true, and it was the second time that day she had told the truth in order not to tell it; and Kit, who had not been to see the railings and had meant to, was so much delighted that he forgot to be jealous.
“Clem’s been to Grosvenor Square! Well? Where are they?”
“Along the area,” said Clemency. “Two clergymen measured them on Tuesday, with a tape.”
“Pelham said so,” said Kit, with deep satisfaction. He had wanted since he was twelve to be the one in the family who knew things first, and he had lately begun to suspect, without being able to say why, that he was not; and the clergymen consoled him. Mrs. Lydiard went back to the cuff, and said nothing, as she had said nothing about the bonnet, and about the carmine, and
about a great many things that autumn; and they went to bed at eleven.
Then Clemency sat down in the back room to the ninth number, which was due on the tenth of December and had been begun on the Friday and was going well; and she wrote for an hour, by the candle, without stopping. It was not until she read it over, at midnight, that she found that Mr. Mortimer, standing in the fourth chapter on the pavement outside his own house in Mount Street while his wife went in, had looked down, for the first time in nine numbers, into his own area, and said to nobody in particular, in a voice that was not quite his own:
“One of us has. Lately.”
She looked at it for a long time. Then she let it stand, because it was right, and because it was the best line in the number, and because the only person in London who would know where it came from did not know who she was.
Mr. Kinross went down to his own kitchen that evening, which he had done once in eleven years, when the chimney caught.
He went down the back stairs that the footmen used, past the bells, and found them narrower than he had supposed and the light worse; and he came out at the foot of them into a stone passage that smelt of onions and soap, and into a kitchen where a fire was kept for the whole of a house, and where his cook, his two footmen, a scullery-maid he had not known he possessed, and a cat, were sitting at their supper, and rose, all but the cat, as though the ceiling had come in.
“Sit down,” said Mr. Kinross. “Mrs. Pratt, I should like a word with you.”
He had it in the housekeeper’s room, which was small, and very clean, and had a slate hanging by the door with the next day’s dinner chalked on it. Mrs. Pratt stood. He did not ask her to sit, because he did not know whether one did; and then he did ask her, because he found that he could not conduct a conversation with a woman standing in her own room, and she sat on the very edge of a chair and waited to be told what she had done.
“The young person,” said Mr. Kinross. “The first time. In October. What did she ask you?”
Mrs. Pratt considered him. She had been nine years in that house, and the master had come down to the kitchen once in all that time, when the chimney caught; and she appeared to be weighing whether this was a chimney.
“The wages, sir,” she said. “Fourteen guineas. And was it tea and sugar, or tea and sugar found; and could she bear it quiet. She asked that back, which they don’t. Mostly they say they can bear anything, and then they cry.”
“What else?”
“Nothing else, sir. She answered. I asked, and she answered, and very cool. Read a little, she said, and write enough to sign for her wages.” Mrs. Pratt’s face took on, slowly, the expression of a woman who has been waiting six weeks to say a thing to somebody. “She was lying, sir.”
“How do you know?”
“She read my slate.” Mrs. Pratt nodded at it, by the door. “Upside down, from where she stood, while I was asking about her fires. I had a fricassee on it, for the Tuesday. She read it across the table, upside down, and she said, very civil, as though it was nothing, that there was two esses in fricassee.” She paused. “There is, too. I looked.”
Mr. Kinross looked at the slate, on which there was tomorrow a saddle of mutton, spelt correctly.
“And then?”
“And then she went and stood in the area, sir, at the foot of the steps, when I’d done with her, and looked up. A long time. At the plate where the coals go down, and the railings, and the boots going over. As if she’d never seen it from under before.” Mrs. Pratt shook her head. “They don’t, mostly, from the office. They’ve been under it all their lives. They don’t look.”
Mr. Kinross thanked her. He went back up the narrow stairs, past the bells, and the footmen, who were standing in the passage to see him go as men stand to see a comet, stood back against the wall to let him by; and he went into the library and shut the door.
The slip was in his drawer at the Temple. He did not need it. He knew what was on it: a housekeeper’s son, underlined twice, and Oxford, with a query, and under that the third line, which he had written in October because he was honest in a margin, and had struck out because a woman could not have kept it up for six months, at seven guineas, which was all the Ludgate paid then, to the tenth of every month.
He went to the Temple in the morning, and sat all day with the slip in the drawer; and at four Figgis put his head in, as he now did, to say that they had given that fellow Carlile three years in Dorchester and fifteen hundred pounds, and would he credit it. Mr. Kinross said that he would. When Figgis had gone he took out the slip.
He looked at the third line for some time. Then he took up his pen and wrote it again, underneath, without the stroke through it: possibly a woman. And then, because he was an honest man and could not bear it, he wrote under that, very small, or his sister.
(To be continued.)
Edited by Michael Cummins. Written in full collaboration with Anthropic’s Claude models, and set here as it might have appeared in a London magazine of 1820, with its rules turned in mourning for the King. Read the announcement, with the plan of London.