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THE WIT OF MOUNT STREET;
or,
HER HEART IN NUMBERS.
(Continued from page 43.)
CHAPTER IV.
The Great Unknown.
“Who writes the Warden, Kit?”
She asked it on the Sat–urday, over the breakfast things, in thevoice in which she asked him whetherit was likely to rain; and Kit, who wasreading the Chronicle against the cof–fee-pot because Mr. Pelham did notwant it until ten, said that nobodyknew, and that Pelham said AlbemarleStreet kept it for reasons, and that ifshe wanted his opinion it was one ofthe Radcliffes, since nobody else wouldprint it.
“I did not want your opinion. Iwanted Mr. Pelham’s.”
“Then you shall have it on Monday,from Hare Court.” He turned thepaper. “Here is a thing, though. Thereis to be a new magazine in the Rowafter Christmas. Baldwin’s are at theback of it, Pelham says, and the firstnumber is to be out in January, andthey are buying up everybody. Pelhamhad it at Dick’s. They have written tohalf the writing men in London, and
they have written”—he found the placehe wanted in the Chronicle, and lostinterest in his own sentence—“to theAuthor of the Mortimers, through Bal–dock, and the Row says Baldock hasnot sent it on, because he has not thedirection. Nobody has the direction.Pass the butter, Clem.”
Clemency passed the butter.
“Have they,” she said.
The Temple in the long vacation is aplace in which a rumour has nothing todo but grow.
The courts do not sit. The bench–ers are in the country; the juniors whocan afford it are on circuit, and the ju–niors who cannot are in their cham–bers with the door shut, pretending tobe. The laundresses have the staircasesto themselves. A man may walk fromthe Inner Temple gate to the river atnoon and meet nobody but a porterand a cat, and the porter will tell himanything he likes, because nothing has
happened since July and the porter isin want of conversation. It was in thishush, in the first week of October, be–tween the Michaelmas rents and theMichaelmas term, which did not beginuntil November and had nothing to dowith Michaelmas but the name, thatthe Inner Temple made up its mindwho wrote The Lord Warden.
Mr. Kinross, who had walked thereevery day for a month, was not consul–ted.
He was in his chambers, with thedoor shut, not pretending to be any–thing. He had brought with him thesix numbers of the Mortimers and theeleven numbers of the Warden, and apencil, and the intention of reading thetwo of them through together, in order,as one reads two sides of a correspond–ence when one has begun to suspectthat the other side has been readingit more carefully than oneself. He haddone this on the Monday, and again onthe Tuesday, and by the Tuesday af–ternoon he had begun to sort his ownmargins, which was a thing he hadnever done, because he had never be–fore had margins worth sorting.
They sorted into two heaps. In theone heap were the corrections: the rail–ings, the dinner-hour, a carriage thatwould not have stood where the Authorhad stood it, a quotation from thePsalms in the Bible words, which noclergyman had ever read from a desk,
since the church reads them from thePrayer-Book. They were the marks ofa man who knew the front of a house.In the other heap were the things hehad let stand, and had marked onlywith a tick, or with true, or with noth–ing; and he observed, with the detach–ment of a man cataloguing somebodyelse’s library, that every one of themwas a thing seen from the back of thehouse: what a footman cost, and whata cook would bear, and how a house–keeper kept her book, and what it wasto sit out a dinner in a gown. TheAuthor had been let into every roomin Mount Street but the drawing-room,and had described the drawing-roomfrom the stairs.
A housekeeper’s son. He wrote iton a slip, and under it Oxford, witha query, and under that, because hewas honest in a margin if nowhere else,possibly a woman; and he looked atthe three lines for a while, and thenstruck out the third. A woman couldnot have kept it up for six months, atseven guineas, to the tenth of everymonth. Women did not write to thetenth of the month. They wrote whenthey were unhappy, and stopped whenthey were married, and in either con–dition they did not know what a foot–man cost; it was a thing they were keptfrom knowing, as they were kept fromthe area steps. He had the testimonyof his aunt, who had kept house for
him for eleven years and had never inthat time named a sum under ten thou–sand pounds. The housekeeper’s sonwas a better answer. It accounted forthe stairs. He put the slip in the drawerwith the others, and was pleased withit, as a man is pleased with a wronganswer that has cost him some trouble.
She went on the Tuesday, becauseTuesday was the day on which Mrs.Lydiard went to Bread Street to seeabout the Hindleys’ account, whichhad been seen about every Tuesdayfor two years and would not be settledin Clemency’s lifetime; and becausea woman who is going to walk twomiles westward through London withno parcel had better choose a day onwhich nobody will ask her where sheis going.
She had settled, in the night, how itwas to be done. One did not walk downMount Street. One walked through it,on the way to somewhere else, withthe air of a person who had been sent;and the somewhere else was Gros–venor Square, because a woman in agrey gown turned once might be any–body’s governess going anywhere, solong as she did not stop. The wholeart, as Clemency understood it, lay innot stopping. She had been not stop–ping outside Baldock’s window on thefirst of every month for six months, andconsidered herself a proficient.
She stopped at Ackermann’s.
She had not meant to. It was onthe way, which was her excuse, and itwas a window into which half Londonlooked, which was her other excuse,and she had crossed the Strand on pur–pose to be on its side of the street,which was no excuse at all. There werethe new prints, and the drawing-books,and the little boxes of colours in theirrows, and a card with the price of acake of colour written on it in a clerk’shand; and she stood and read the cardtwice, as she had read Mr. Wray twice,and found it as clever and as much tothe point. She knew to a penny whatshe had in her reticule, and to a pennywhat the week wanted of it, and thedifference between the two sums wasexactly one cake of colour, or a littleover; it had been so for a month, andshe had not spent it, because to spend iton a colour would be to begin a picture,and she had begun enough of those.
Three doors along there was a hab–erdasher’s, with a ribbon in the win–dow of a blue that Lucy had been want–ing since the summer for a straw hatthat did not deserve it. Clemency wentin and bought a yard and a half ofit, and put the parcel in her reticule,where it took up the room of the cakeof colour precisely; and came out, anddid not look again at Ackermann’s, andwalked on toward Charing Cross, andfound, with some surprise, that she
was not sorry. She would say nothingabout it. She would leave it on Lucy’spillow and let her think it had comefrom Kit, who would take the credit, ashe took the credit for most things, andin this case would deserve it rather lessthan usual.
It was a long way. She had neverwalked it. Piccadilly she knew as faras the circulating library; beyond it thestreet went up, and the houses wentup with it, and the shops stopped, andthe pavement grew wider and emptierand cleaner, as though the dirt hadbeen told it was not wanted and hadgone away east. She turned up by thecorner that she had chosen from a mapin Dunning’s shop, and came, by twoturnings that she had made in her heada hundred times and never on her feet,into Mount Street.
It was not elegant.
She had known that it would not be;she had written that it was not; shehad taken some pains, in the secondnumber, to make Mrs. Mortimer sayso. But she had not known how it wasnot. It was not elegant as Bread Streetwas not elegant: it had a public-housein it, and a workhouse, and a smellof something being boiled, and a cart;and the houses were brown and nar–row and had the air of houses that werelet, and would be let again, to peoplewho had taken them because they werewithin a street of the Square and would
not be within a street of it long. Shewalked down it slowly, with no par–cel, and nobody asked her anything atall; and she thought, as she went, thatshe had been very nearly right abouteverything in it except its size, whichwas smaller, and its noise, which wasgreater, and its railings, which werenot at the kerb; and that she wouldnot have changed a sentence of the sixnumbers for having seen it, and thatshe would not now, for any money,write the seventh without having doneso.
Then she came out into the Square,and lost her nerve.
It was not the houses. She had ex–pected the houses. It was the quiet.Nothing in the Square was makinga noise: not the garden, which waslocked; not the carriages, which stoodwith their wheels muffled in strawwhere somebody was ill; not the ser–vants, who went along the areas underthe pavement as though the pavementwere a roof; not the pavement itself,which was wide enough for four peopleand had nobody on it. She stood at thecorner with her hand on the railings ofa house, which were, as Kit had said,along the area, to keep her from fall–ing into the kitchen; and she under–stood for the first time what Mr. Wrayhad meant, and that he had been kinderthan he knew. One could not describethis from the wrong side of the rail–
ings. One could not describe it fromthe right side either. It did not wantdescribing. It wanted leaving alone,which was what it had, and what ithad been built for, and what nobody inBread Street or Salisbury Square hadever been able to afford.
She had meant to walk once roundand go home. She had got as far as thenorth side when a window went up, asa window had gone up over her head inthe Row the week before, except thatthis one went up under her feet, and avoice said: “You’ll be the young personabout the place.”
Clemency looked down into the areaof a house in Grosvenor Square, whichwas his, though she did not know it andthere was nothing on the house to sayso; and a woman in a cap looked up ather out of it, with her sleeves rolled,and the whole of her face arranged intothe question of whether this one woulddo.
“I beg your pardon?”
“Kitchen-maid. You’ll have comefrom the office. Come down, then;you’ll not get the place from the pave–ment.”
She went down. There were elevensteps, and the railings were at hershoulder all the way, and the kitchendoor stood open at the bottom of themwith the warmth coming out of it like abreath; and she did not, at any one ofthe eleven steps, say that she was not
come about the place, because at thefirst of them it had seemed rude to in–terrupt, and at the fifth it had seemedtoo late, and by the eleventh she haddiscovered that she did not want to.She was nobody. She had been nobodyin Bread Street and nobody in Salis–bury Square and nobody, with somecare, in Paternoster Row; but she hadnever before been nobody in particular,with a character to answer for and aplace to be tried for, and a woman in acap who wished to know whether shecould scour.
She said that she could scour.
“And the fires?”
“And the fires.”
“You’re very fine-spoken, for the of–fice.” The cook, if it was the cook,looked at her gown. “Where were youlast?”
“With a family in the City,” saidClemency, who had been with one forsix-and-twenty years, “that has sincegone down in the world.”
“They mostly have, in the City.”This was said without malice, as onestates the climate. “You’ll not get aCity place here. It is a quiet house.The family’s in the north and the mas–ter dines alone, when he dines, whichis not every day, and never at six,whatever you may have been used to.It’s fourteen guineas, and your tea andsugar, and you’ll find it enough, forthere’s nothing to spend it on. The
last girl went because it was too quiet.Could you bear it quiet?”
“I have borne a great deal of noise,”said Clemency, “and I should like to trythe other.”
The woman in the cap laughed,which she had not expected to do, andwhich Clemency had not expected tomake her do.
“Can you read?”
“A little.”
“Write?”
“Enough to sign for my wages.”
“Followers?”
“None,” said Clemency.
“You’ll all say that.”
“I have said it for six-and-twentyyears, and it has been true the wholetime, which is more than most can sayof anything.”
The cook laughed again, and saidshe was a cool one, and that it wasno bad thing in a kitchen-maid, for thelast had cried; and for a quarter of anhour, in the warm, at the foot of the el–even steps, with her back to the coal-cellar and the Square going by over–head, she was asked everything thata lady could not have been asked andanswered everything that a lady couldnot have known, and was found sat–isfactory in all of it, and was told tocome again on Friday when Mr. Fen–wick would be at home, because noth–ing in that house was settled withoutMr. Fenwick, and it was as well she
should know it from the start.
She did not say that she would comeon Friday. She did not say that shewould not. She stood at the foot of thesteps and looked, because she had leaveto look, at the only part of GrosvenorSquare that she was ever likely to seefrom the inside; and what she saw wasa strip of sky with railings across it,and the underside of the pavement, anda round iron plate let into it wherethe coals went down, and, going pastabove her head at the level of her eyes,boots. Boots, and the wheels of a bar–row, and the hem of a gown, and moreboots. One did not see faces from thearea. One saw the whole of the fash–ionable world by its feet, and learned,in a quarter of an hour, more of whereit was going than it knew itself.
She went up the eleven steps withher hand on the railings, and along thenorth side, and out of the Square bythe way she had come, and did not run,and did not laugh aloud until she was inMount Street, where nobody minded.
Mr. Kinross was at the Temple. Hehad been there since ten, with the doorshut, sorting his margins into the frontof the house and the back; and at thehour at which a young person wasbeing tried for the place in his kitchen,and found satisfactory, he was writinga housekeeper’s son on a slip of papertwo miles off, and striking out the linebelow it.
Nothing came on the Monday, be–cause Mr. Pelham, who had somethingbetter in hand, would not be hurried;and the something better came homewith Kit on the Thursday, at six, in theform of news.
“They have found the Warden,”said Kit, before he had his coat off.
Clemency, who was laying the clothbecause Lucy was doing her hair, laida fork very exactly where it went.
“Found him where?”
“In Crown Office Row.” Kit satdown to the fire with the air of aman who has carried a thing two hun–dred yards and proposes to be paidfor it. “It’s a Mr. Dalgleish, a convey–ancer, who has chambers over Grice.Pelham had it from Grice on Tues–day, and the whole Inn has it now;you can’t cross the garden withoutbeing told. He takes the Albemarle andreads it at Dick’s to save the two shil–lings, and his clerk has seen him carryit home, which he never did beforethis year, and he dined in hall twicelast term with the Radcliffe that is abencher, who is no relation to the Albe–marle Street one, which Pelham saysis neither here nor there, and he hasbeen pink in the face since the first ofthe month. It’s as plain as a pikestaff.Pelham says there was never a doubtof it.”
“There was never a doubt of it on
Tuesday,” said Clemency. “There wasno Mr. Dalgleish on Saturday.”
“There was always a Mr. Dalgleish.There was no occasion to think ofhim.”
“Who is Mr. Grice?”
“Grice? Grice is the man he haschambers over.”
“And how does Mr. Grice know?”
“Lord, Clem, how does anybodyknow anything? His laundress toldhim. She does Dalgleish’s stairs. Shehad it from the clerk.” Kit stretched hisfeet to the fire. “If you want a thingproved, you want a laundress. Theyknow who is at home. And I’ll tell youwhat else the garden knows, since youbegan it. I asked Pelham on Monday,for you, who wrote the thing, and Pel–ham asked Grice, and Grice told thegarden; and the garden has it now thatthere is a lady in Fleet Street whoreads the Warden, which the Inn findsa better joke than Dalgleish. You’refamous, Clem. You haven’t a name, butyou’re famous.”
“I asked you who wrote it. I did notsay I read it.”
“You asked who wrote it over thebreakfast things. Nobody asks thatabout a thing they don’t read.” He waspleased with this; it was the kind ofinference he admired in Pelham. “It’sgone round. You’ll not get it back.”
She knew that she would not. Shehad asked one question, in the voice
in which she asked about the weather,and it had gone two hundred yards intothe Temple and come out the other sideas a lady in Fleet Street; and she satwith the knowledge, which was new toher, of having started a thing that shecould not stop, and found that she didnot like it, and that it was, as near asmade no difference, what she had beendoing to a man in Albemarle Streetsince the first of September.
Clemency finished the cloth. Sheknew that it was not Mr. Dalgleish,as she knew the price of coals; it wasone of the things in her head thatshe did not have to look for. Theman who wrote the Warden did notread the Albemarle at Dick’s to savetwo shillings. He owned it. He carriedthe Warden in it at twenty pounds amonth, which was two hundred andforty pounds a year, which was morethan Kit and Mr. Pelham together,and more than the house in SalisburySquare had cost her in rent since BreadStreet; and he had read her fourthnumber, and taken a sentence out of itand sent it back to her in the eleventh,and a man who did that did not dinein hall with a bencher to be noticed.He had no wish to be noticed. He hadbeen not noticed for eleven months,with the whole of London looking, andhad paid twenty pounds a month forthe privilege; and the Temple had nowgiven his book to a conveyancer who
was pink in the face. She could not sayso. She could not say that she knewthe price of the Warden’s silence, orhow, or why she had been counting it;and she said instead, “Is he a marriedman, Mr. Dalgleish?” which was whather mother would have asked, and wasgiven to understand that he was not,and that he had four sisters in Perth,and that the thing was a settled fact.
Mrs. Lydiard came in with the fish,and Lucy with her hair, and they satdown; and Kit, who had the floor anddid not mean to give it up, went onfrom the Warden to the Mortimerswith the ease of a man who has twoscandals and one audience.
“And that’s not the whole of it. Pel–ham has the other one too. Pelham hasmade a study of it.” He helped himself.“He has seven reasons why the Authorof the Mortimers is a City man, andhe gave them me on the stairs, and I’llgive them you.”
“Must you?” said Clemency.
“You asked me on Saturday whowrote the Warden. You can hear whowrote the other. Firstly.” He held upa fork. “He knows what everythingcosts. A gentleman doesn’t know whatanything costs; he has a man to knowit for him. Secondly: he says the Man–chester trade, and never the cottontrade, which is what the trade calls it–self and nobody else does. Thirdly: hehas never dined in Grosvenor Square,
which Pelham says proves nothing,since neither has Pelham, not since theyear eleven. Fourthly—” He stopped.“I’ve lost the fourth. It was a good one.Something about the Psalms.”
“He quotes the Psalms out of theBible,” said Clemency, “as they areread at prayers in a counting-house,and not out of the Prayer-Book, as theyare read in church.”
Kit stared at her. “That’s it. Howdid you come at it?”
“You said it was about the Psalms.There is only one thing it could beabout.” She took some fish. “Go on.”
“Fifthly,” said Kit, who had notquite recovered, “he dines at six him–self, or it would never have come intohis head. That one’s mine. Sixthly:he gives the women all the sentencesabout money, which Pelham says nogentleman would do, because a gentle–man’s women don’t talk about money.Seventhly: he is paid by the sheet, andhe writes to the end of the sheet ex–actly, every number, like a man meas–uring calico.”
“He is not paid by the sheet. Nobodyin the Row is paid by the sheet. Mr.Baldock pays by the sheet and a half,because that is what a number is.”
“How the devil do you know whatBaldock pays?”
“You told us,” said Clemency. “InAugust. You said everybody in theRow knew it.”
Kit had said it, or something nearenough to it that he could not be surehe had not; and he had the grace tolook put out, and the sense to recoverby taking more fish. Lucy said that shedid not care who wrote the Mortimers,so long as they went on, because MissHarker had Number Six and wouldnot give it up until Sunday. Mrs. Lyd–iard said nothing. She had the cuff ofKit’s other shirt, and was mending itwith the air of a woman who does notlisten to the magazines; and Clemency,who had argued four of Mr. Pelham’sseven reasons without once stopping toconsider which side of them she wason, found that she had become, in thecourse of a plate of fish, the acknow–ledged authority at that table on theAuthor of The Mortimers of MountStreet, and that she was believed ineverything she said because nobodypresent could imagine that she had anymeans of knowing. It was a very com–fortable position. It was the most com–fortable position she had occupied in amonth. She corrected Kit twice morebefore the cheese, on the number of theMortimers’ servants and the quarter inwhich they had taken the house, andwas right both times, and was thanked.
“He writes,” said Kit, summing upfor Mr. Pelham, “like a man who hashad a bill to pay.”
“He writes like a man who has paidit,” said Clemency, and was aware, as
she said it, that she had pronouncedupon the Author’s sex for the first timein her life, aloud, at her own table; andthat it had cost her nothing, and thatshe had been glad to do it.
“It is a woman,” said Mrs. Lydiard.
She said it to the cuff. The tablelooked at her.
“Mama!”
“I have said it before. Nobodylistens.” Mrs. Lydiard drew her threadthrough. “There is no man alive knowswhat it costs to turn a gown. It is inthe fourth number. He knows to a shil–ling. It is a woman, and she has had todo it.”
Kit laughed. “A woman couldn’tkeep a thing up six months, Ma’am.Not to the tenth of the month, notfor money. They keep nothing up sixmonths but a grievance.”
Lucy laughed, because Kit had.Clemency laughed too. It was the onlylaugh of hers at that table in a monththat cost her anything, and she paid it,and went on with the cheese; and hermother, who had not laughed, bit offher thread and said that she would sayno more about it, and did not look ather elder daughter at all, which waseither nothing or was a great deal, andClemency had no means of knowingwhich, and did not ask.
“Well, whoever he is,” said Kit,“he’s going up in the world. He’s toleave Baldock. The Row has it from
Baldwin’s people that the Mortimersare bespoke for the new magazine,the first number, in January, at tenguineas; and that the Author has beenapplied to, and has dined with them.”
“Dined with them,” said Clemency.
“At the Chapter, on Tuesday. Atall man, the Row’s man says, aboutforty, with a Lancashire voice, whotalked of nothing all dinner but theprice of calico. Which bears out thesecond reason, you’ll observe.” Kit waspleased with this. “And the seventh.”
“On Tuesday.”
“On Tuesday.”
Clemency had been, on Tuesday, atthe foot of eleven steps in GrosvenorSquare, being asked whether she couldscour. She sat and considered the tallman with the Lancashire voice, whohad dined at the Chapter in her nameand talked of calico. She found that shedid not resent him. She found, whichsurprised her more, that she rather ad–mired him, as one admires a thing welldone; for he was, in every point, theAuthor that Mr. Pelham had built outof seven reasons and that her brotherhad just finished proving to her overthe fish, and he had had the wit togo and be him before anybody elsethought of it. The town had wanteda Manchester man of forty, and hadgot one. It would always get one. Shehad understood that evening some–thing that Mr. Baldock, with thirty
years in the trade, could have told herin a sentence: that the Author of any–thing is not the person who wrote it butthe person the town has agreed upon,and that the town will dine him at theChapter whether he exists or not.
Kit, over the cheese, made a coupletupon it. He made couplets when he haddrunk his share, and this one came outwhole, as his couplets did, and was bet–ter than most:
He knows what every footman costs,
And what the dinners are;
He knows the whole of Mount Street,
But the way to Grosvenor Square.
He was so pleased with it that hesaid it twice; and he took it into theTemple on Friday, and said it to Griceon the stairs, and by Saturday noonit was going round the Inn as Mr.Wray’s.
Lucy cleared. She was in and outwith the plates, and had not been at–tending, or had seemed not to; and shestopped by Clemency’s chair with thecheese-dish in her hands and said, inthe voice in which she said most things,which was the voice of a girl who hasbeen told she is pretty and has foundit a sufficient occupation: “I could havetold him where the railings go. I felldown an area in Fetter Lane when Iwas nine, and Papa said it was the rail–ings’ fault for being where they were,and the man said that was where rail–
ings went, and they had words. I havenever forgot it. I have a mark.”
“You never said so,” said Clemency.
“Nobody asked me,” said Lucy, andwent out with the cheese.
She wrote the seventh number on theFriday, in the back room, by daylight,in one sitting.
It was the kitchen-maid’s number.It had to be; there was no other way,now, that she could write the house.Mr. Mortimer had lost his footman inthe fifth and his peace in the sixth, andin the seventh the thing that happenedwas that nothing happened, and thata girl of fifteen, newly come from aregister-office with her character inher pocket, stood at the foot of the areasteps in Mount Street and looked up;and Clemency, who had never in sixnumbers been able to see the housefrom the inside, found that she couldsee the whole of it from below, downto the plate where the coals went in.She put in the plate. She put in theboots. She put in a cook who statedthe climate of the City without malice,and a quarter of an hour in the warm,and fourteen guineas and the tea andsugar; and when she came to the car–riage, which in the fourth number haddrawn up at the railings at the kerb,she drew it up where carriages drewup in that Square, at a step, with therailings behind it along the area and
the kitchen-maid under them, and wenton without remarking it, as a womanmends a cuff.
Then she wrote the sentence.
She had not planned it. It arrived,as the good ones did, in the middle ofa paragraph about something else, andshe stopped and let it come:
There was one place in the house inMount Street from which the house couldbe seen, and it was the lowest, and itwas worth fourteen guineas a year: forthe family had been set down at theirown door so many times that not one ofthem could have said within a yard wherethe railings stood; but the kitchen-maidspent her days below them, with nothingelse to look at, and knew the whole of thefashionable world by its boots.
She read it over. It was true. It wasthe first thing in seven numbers thatshe had known to be true because shehad stood in the place, and not becauseshe had taken trouble; and she sat fora moment with the pen in her hand,and did a sum that she had not meantto do, and found that fourteen guineaswas two numbers of the Mortimers ex–actly, with nothing over, and that shehad therefore been paid, that summer,for every pair of months, a kitchen-maid’s year. She did not know what tomake of this. She wrote it down on theback of the sheet, as she wrote downmost things she did not know what tomake of, and went on with the number,
and finished it at four, when the lightwent, with the seventh number doneand two days in hand, which had neverhappened before either.
She took it to the Row on the Sat–urday, because the tenth was a Sundayand Mr. Baldock, who was a Whig,kept the Sabbath as he kept everythingelse, on principle and under protest.
He had two letters for her. He hadthem on the desk in front of him,squared with its edge, and he had thelook of a man who has been wait–ing since breakfast to give somebodysomething and has not yet decided inwhat order.
“This one first,” he said, “because itis the one I understand.”
It was a letter from Lord Ashcombe.It was addressed to Mr. Baldock, andit was three sides, in a large hand thatwent uphill, and it said, in the charac–ter of a man who had lived in Gros–venor Square for forty years and knewwhat he was talking about, that theAuthor of the Mortimers was the firstwriter since Richardson who had un–derstood the Square; that the railingsin the fourth number were set exactlywhere railings were set in the Square,which was at the kerb, as any resid–ent could testify; that Mr. Wray of theAlbemarle, who had said otherwise,was a puppy and had never been askedanywhere; and that his lordship had
taken the liberty of sending to the Rowfor the six numbers, and had had themread to him, and had found the footmanthe finest thing since Richardson, andwished Mr. Baldock to tell the Authorso, and to tell him also that his lord–ship was his servant and his admirer,and would be glad to be allowed to behis host.
“He is wrong about the railings,”said Clemency.
“He is a lord,” said Mr. Baldock.“He is allowed to be wrong about therailings. He is not allowed to be wrongabout them in my magazine, and I haveno intention of printing him.” He tookoff his spectacles. “The seventh is inyour hand, I think. Have you mendedthem?”
“I have mended them.”
“Then they are mended, and hislordship may find it out for himself, ina month, from the pavement.” He heldout his hand for the number, and shegave it him, and he weighed it withoutopening it, as he always did, as thoughit were sold by the pound. “Fifteenpages. You are early. You are neverearly.”
“I had two days in hand.”
“Nobody has two days in hand.” Heput it in the drawer. “Now the other.”
The other was not addressed to Mr.Baldock. It was addressed, in a clerk’sgood round hand, To the Author of“The Mortimers of Mount Street”, to
the care of Mr. Baldock, PaternosterRow; and it was sealed, and Mr. Bal–dock had not broken the seal, andsaid so, and added that he had held itup to the window on Thursday nightand read it through the paper, whichwas not the same thing, and which hewould thank her not to mention in theRow.
“It is from the new people,” he said.“The London, they are to call it, as ifthere had never been one. Baldwin’sare finding the money and a gentle–man from the newspapers is to find therest, and they are looking, I hear, for aman who knows the trade, which in theRow means a man who knows whateverybody else is paid. They want youfor the first number, in January, at tenguineas, and they want to know yourname; and they are not the only oneswho want to know it, for the Row hasbeen in here twice since Tuesday to askme whether it is true you have dinedwith them, and I have said that I couldnot undertake to say, which has beentaken, I find, as meaning yes.”
“I was not at the Chapter on Tues–day.”
“I did not suppose you were. I sup–posed you were somewhere, and that itwas no business of mine.” He looked ather over the desk. “I will not keep youfrom ten guineas, Miss Lydiard. I couldnot, if I would, and after my lease I amnot sure that I would. But I will tell you
what I told the Row, which is that I donot know the Author’s name; and I willtell you what I did not tell the Row,which is that if I did, I do not thinkit would fetch ten guineas in January,nor seven, nor five. They want a Man–chester man of forty. They have dinedone.”
She took the letter. She did not openit there. She had never had a letter ad–dressed to the Author before; nobodyhad, because the Author had not hada direction until Thursday, when theRow gave him one by acclamation; andshe carried it home unopened, with hislordship’s three sides folded inside it,down Ludgate Hill and into SalisburyCourt and up the two pair of stairs, andput the two of them into the fustianportfolio under the bed, between Mr.Mortimer without a face and Mrs. Mor–timer’s carriage at the railings at thekerb. It was where she kept the thingsshe could not finish. A dinner in Gros–venor Square, and ten guineas a num–ber, and a name: they went in with therest, and she tied the tapes.
She had let the railings stand cor–rected. She did not think about it.She had been a day writing the sev–enth number and an afternoon in Gros–venor Square, and she had put the rail–ings where they were because that waswhere they were; and if the one man inLondon who had taken her side in printwas to find out in a month, from his
own pavement, that she had not takenhis, she was sorry for it, and wouldhave done it again. It is the conditionwhich in other people is called prin–ciple, and which Mrs. Lydiard, had shebeen told of it, would have called tak–ing trouble.
The Inner Temple gave The LordWarden to Mr. Dalgleish on the Tues–day, had settled it by the Thursday,and had delivered it, with the title, bySaturday noon to everybody in the Innbut the one man it concerned.
Mr. Kinross was the last to be told,because he spoke to nobody, and helearned of it from Figgis. He hadwalked in at the gate as he did everymorning, and Figgis the porter, whohad told him nothing in eleven yearsbut the weather, told him that they hadfound out who wrote that thing in theAlbemarle, and it was Mr. Dalgleish ofCrown Office Row, and would he creditit; and Mr. Kinross said that he wouldnot, and walked on, and found that theInn had been furnished overnight, asa house is furnished for a sale, with asingle subject.
He followed it, as a man whohas eaten the dinners follows a pointof law, to its source, which was alaundress; and found that on the evid–ence of a clerk, a bencher named Rad–cliffe who was no relation to the pub–lisher named Radcliffe, which the Inn
did not hold against the reasoning,and the two shillings a month thatDalgleish saved at Dick’s, the InnerTemple had convicted a man of author–ship on the evidence of his thrift. Therewas no breaking it. It was not a goodargument. It was a Temple argument,and he had heard worse of them win.
Grice himself, met in the garden,improved on it. “And then there isthe Row,” said Grice, who was a witwhen the courts were up and could nothelp it. “Crown Office Row, sir. Calledafter an office which nobody in it couldnow have pointed to, and the onlychambers in the Inn with the Crownin their direction. The Lord Warden,you observe. A Crown appointment.The thing proves itself.” He was de–lighted. “The beauty of it is that Dal–gleish is a conveyancer. He has con–veyed nothing in his life but titles, andnow the Inn has conveyed one to himwithout a deed. I call it adverse pos–session. He has sat on the Wardentwelve months without objection fromthe true owner, and by Blackstone it ishis.”
Mr. Kinross, who had the deed, in adrawer in Albemarle Street, in a handthat Mr. Radcliffe had last seen at thefoot of a partnership, said that it wasvery good, and that he must tell it tosomebody; and went up to his cham–bers and shut the door, and sat down,and discovered that what he felt was
not what he had expected to feel.
He had expected to be affronted.He had been affronted, for about thelength of the garden. A man does notspend eleven months and two hundredand twenty pounds on a book, andwrite the best sentence of his life for itin the spring, and watch it carried offin October by a conveyancer with foursisters in Perth, without some sensa–tion; and the sensation was there, andwas sharp, and lasted as far as thestaircase. What succeeded it was re–lief. It was so complete, and so un–looked for, and so very far from cred–itable, that he sat and examined it forsome time, as he would have examineda clause he suspected of being toogood. The town had read his book atlast, and talked of it, and given it away;and the man it had given it to was aman he had never spoken to, and neverneed; and the Warden was now, as faras the Inner Temple was concerned, athing that had been settled, and settledwrong, and could be left alone. Nobodywould look further. Nobody ever did,once a thing was settled; it was thewhole principle of the law, and he hadeaten the dinners. He was free of it. Hewas as free as a man is who has beenrobbed of a thing he could not have car–ried, and he did not like it in himself,and he found, on the Saturday, thatthere was nothing in the Temple thathe could do about it but go home.
There was a note on the hall table. Itwas from Lord Ashcombe, and it wentuphill, and it said that Ashcombe hadbeen kept in town by the builders, whowere in at Ashcombe and would be inat Ashcombe until the Greek Kalends,which he laid to the account of the Gov–ernment; that he was a neighbour, andsolitary, and dined on Wednesday; thathe had secured, by a stroke of greatgood fortune, the company of a gen–tleman from the Temple whom Kin–ross would be glad to meet, since Kin–ross was a Temple man and a reader;and that he would not say more, be–cause it was not his secret, but Kinrossmight take it that the Warden would beat the table. Fenwick had put it underthe toast-rack, which was where Mr.Kinross put letters he did not meanto answer; and Mr. Kinross took itout, and read it twice, and answeredit.
Lord Ashcombe’s house was fourdoors along the north side, and he hadlived in it for forty years without oncehaving occasion to notice the pave–ment, which was handed to him fromhis carriage in the form of a step andtaken away again when he had donewith it. He was a large, kind, floridman of seventy, with a fine library inthe country that had been read for himby three generations of chaplains, andan opinion on everything in it; and he
had never in his life been corrected, be–cause there had never been anybody athis table whose business it was.
There were four at it on the Wed–nesday: his lordship, Mr. Tillotson,who was the present chaplain and readto him in the evenings and had beentold what to think of the Warden andthought it; Mr. Dalgleish of CrownOffice Row; and Mr. Kinross, who wasplaced opposite Mr. Dalgleish, and wasintroduced to him before the soup asa neighbour and a Temple man and agreat reader of the Albemarle, and wasasked by his host, with a look, whetherhe had the least notion whom he wassitting across from.
Mr. Dalgleish was a small, neat,anxious man of five-and-forty, with astoop from the deeds and a Perth voicethat he had spent twenty years in Lon–don failing to lose; and he had beenpink, as the Inn said, since the firstof the month, and he was pink now.He said, before anyone could answerfor him, that there had been a veryfoolish report in the Temple which hewas sorry had reached his lordship’sears, and that he was a conveyancerand nothing else, and had never writ–ten a line in his life that was not onparchment.
“There!” said Lord Ashcombe.“There, Kinross. You see how it is. Hedenies it.”
“He does,” said Mr. Kinross.
“He has denied it to me three timessince Monday. My dear sir, they alldeny it. Scott has never owned Waver–ley to a living soul; they call himthe Great Unknown for it; when theRegent gave his health at CarltonHouse as the Author of it, he drank thetoast and said nothing, which wouldhang a man at the Old Bailey. Andyou’ll remember the Triermain busi–ness, when half Edinburgh had it thatErskine wrote the thing, and Scott letthem think so, and wrote a preface tohelp them to it. They do it for sport. Itis the first mark of the thing. A manwho will own to a book has generallywritten a poor one.” His lordship wasdelighted with this, and said it againto Mr. Tillotson, who had heard it onMonday. “You’ll not get him to own it,Kinross. I have given it up. But youmay take my word for it, and I haveread every number from the first.”
Mr. Kinross said: “So have I.”
It was the one true thing he couldsay, and he said it with some care,and found that it passed, as true thingsgenerally do at dinner, without any–body attending to it. Mr. Dalgleishlooked at him across the table with akind of appeal, as one honest man toanother, and Mr. Kinross, who couldnot help him and had never before inhis life been unable to help a manby telling him the truth, looked athis soup. He remembered the Trier–
main business. He remembered, whichhis lordship did not, that Erskine hadbeen asked first, and had agreed, andhad written the preface himself; andit came to him that he had becomethe Author of Waverley without thetrouble of arranging it, with a convey–ancer for his Erskine, and that the onlydifference between Scott’s case and hisown was consent.
“Do you know his work?” said LordAshcombe.
“Every word of it.”
“Hah!” said his lordship, and thething was done, and Mr. Dalgleishsank a shade pinker and gave him–self up. “And you, Kinross? You neverwrote anything yourself, I think?”
“Nothing with my name on it.”
“Quite right. Quite right. A gentle–man reads.” His lordship turned to thechaplain. “Tillotson, the builders. TellMr. Dalgleish about the builders.” AndMr. Tillotson told Mr. Dalgleish aboutthe builders, who were in at Ashcombe,and would be in at Ashcombe until thespring, and had been got in by the Gov–ernment as surely as if Lord Liverpoolhad sent them down himself; and hislordship, who had heard it before, en–joyed it very much.
They had the siege. Mr. Kinross hadknown that they would; a man doesnot go to dine with Lord Ashcombeand escape Froissart. They had it withthe fish, and through the fish, and his
lordship did the Welsh, and Mr. Tillot–son, who had read the number aloudon Tuesday and knew it better than itsauthor, supplied the Lady Gwenllian;and Mr. Dalgleish, who had begun byprotesting and had been overruled andhad now the air of a man who has de–cided that if he is to be hanged for abook he may as well read it, was ap–pealed to upon Shrewsbury.
“For he passed it over,” saidhis lordship. “Shrewsbury, Dalgleish.Passed it clean over, in the tenth, theonly battle in the reign that one hasseen; and I say he was wrong, and Til–lotson says he was wrong, and I’ll notbelieve you had not a reason.”
Mr. Dalgleish said unhappily that hesupposed the Author had thought it toowell known.
“Well known! It is not well known.Nobody knows it. Tillotson, when wasit?”
“The summer of the year three, mylord.”
“The two-and-twentieth of July,”said Mr. Dalgleish, who had been atthe play, “as I have always understood.And the Prince killed Percy with hisown hand, which the Author mighthave made a great deal of.”
“He might,” said Lord Ashcombe.“He might indeed. It is all in Frois–sart.”
Mr. Kinross, who knew that it wasnot in Froissart, since Froissart had
laid down his pen three years beforethe battle; and who knew that the daywas the one-and-twentieth, since hehad spent a week of the spring withit; and who knew, as everybody whohad been at the play knew and every–body who had read a chronicle did not,that nobody had ever found out whokilled Percy, who had put up his visorin the press and been struck in the faceby an arrow from nobody in particu–lar, and that the Prince’s hand was apoet’s: Mr. Kinross, who had never intwo-and-thirty years let a false thingstand that he could have set right, andhad not let one stand in Septemberwhen it cost a young man the rail–ings, sat at Lord Ashcombe’s tablewith the wrong date and the wronghand and the wrong chronicler goinground it with the fish, and looked atMr. Dalgleish, who could not be cor–rected without being confessed, andsaid nothing at all.
He nodded. It was worse than say–ing it.
“You see,” said his lordship, to thetable. “Kinross agrees.”
They had the Mortimers with themutton. His lordship had discoveredthem, it appeared, in the last fortnight,by way of Mr. Wray, whom he did notread but whose victims he collected, onthe principle that a thing worth a paperin the Albemarle must be worth hav–ing; and he had sent to the Row for
the six numbers, and had had Tillot–son read them, and had become theirchampion with the whole of the en–ergy that he had formerly given to theWarden, and gave to it still. He hadwritten to Baldock. He had the copy ofthe letter in his pocket, and Tillotsonread it, uphill, railings and Richardsonand all; and Mr. Kinross heard his ownrailings, which he had given to LuciusWray over the port in August becausethey were true, declared by a peer offorty years’ standing in the Square tobe exactly wrong, and could not say so,because to say so was to say how heknew.
“The man has eyes,” said his lord–ship. “That is the whole of it. Wrayhas never been asked anywhere, andthe Author has been asked every–where, and knows where things are.And he is to leave Baldock, I hear, forthe new thing in the Row, in January,at ten guineas; and I have written toBaldock to say that if he lets him go Ishall not take the Ludgate in, which Inever have, and that he had better lookto it. And I have asked the Author todine.”
“Has he answered?” said Mr. Kin–ross.
“He has not. He is a modest man.They are all modest men.” His lordshiplooked at Mr. Dalgleish with great af–fection. “Baldock cannot undertake tosay who he is; it is a close thing, the
Row, closer than the Temple. I have itfrom Tillotson, who has it from some–where, that he is a Manchester manand has dined at the Chapter. Well,he shall dine here. And Dalgleish shalldine here, and it shall be before Christ–mas, and I will have the two of them atone table, the only two writers in Lon–don worth the trouble, and Wray mayput that in his magazine. What do yousay, Kinross? You’ll make a fourth?”
Mr. Kinross said that he would makea fourth.
He was sitting across from thewrong author of the one book, and hehad just been asked to meet the wrongauthor of the other, whom he had him–self, on a slip of paper in a drawer,made a housekeeper’s son; and it cameto him, as the mutton went round, thatthe whole of literary London was atthat moment composed of people whohad not written anything being dinedby a man who had not read it, and thatit was, on the whole, the best dinner hehad eaten in a year.
“It is a cold book, you know,” saidLord Ashcombe, into a pause. “TheWarden. I have thought so from thefirst. It is a cold book written by awarm man who has nobody to be warmto; one can always tell. Now Dalgleishhas four sisters.” He looked at Mr. Dal–gleish, and seemed for a moment to beon the edge of a discovery. “It cannotbe Dalgleish,” he said; and passed the
port, and in passing it forgot what hehad said, and never found it again.
Mr. Kinross, who had nobody to bewarm to and had been given to under–stand as much by his aunt in a letterunder the toast-rack, drank his wine.
“And I will tell you another thing,”said his lordship, who had been savingit. “It is admired where you would notlook for it. I have it—never mind how Ihave it; Tillotson has it from his sister,who has it from Russell Square, whichis as good as the City—that there isa lady in the City who has read thewhole of it, every number, and thinksthe siege the finest thing since Frois–sart. Her own words, Tillotson?”
“Those were the words reported tome, my lord.”
“Since Froissart! A lady in the City!There, Dalgleish; there is fame. Youare read in Russell Square.” He wasmoved by it. “The finest thing sinceFroissart.”
Mr. Kinross had been in the room inSeptember when Lord Ashcombe hadsaid those words of the siege to Mr.Radcliffe, without having read it; andhe heard them now come back roundthe whole of London, by way of Mr.Tillotson’s sister, and be laid beforehim as the judgment of a lady in theCity. For the length of a swallow hethought of the one reader he was sureof, who had taken a sentence out ofthe tenth number as he had taken one
out of the fourth; and then he put thethought by, since that reader was ahousekeeper’s son in a coffee-house,and housekeepers’ sons are not ladiesin the City. But it was a reader. It hadread every number, and it had praisedthe siege, the one thing in the bookthat he had put in because Radcliffewanted incident, in Lord Ashcombe’sown words; and the praise had beencarried, with the rest, to Dalgleish’sdoor.
“Did she,” said Mr. Kinross.
It was two words, and he heardthem as he said them, and it was thenearest he had come in two-and-thirtyyears to a joke against himself; andnobody at the table took it for one,which was as he wished.
“Albemarle Street,” said his lord–ship, summing up, with the air of aman of the world, “has a way of notputting names on things, this year. Onehears it of a poem. One hears it of theWarden. I dare say they know theirbusiness. But a man cannot be modestfor ever, Dalgleish, and I give you tillChristmas.”
Mr. Dalgleish said, for the fourthtime, that he was a conveyancer.
“There,” said Lord Ashcombe. “Youhear him.”
He walked home. It was four doors,and he could have been carried; but hewalked, in the dark, along the north
side of the Square, and when he cameto his own house he did a thing that hehad not done in eleven years of livingin it, and that Lord Ashcombe had notdone in forty: he stopped on the pave–ment, and looked at it.
The door was where he had left it.The step was where the step had al–ways been, and the lamp over the fan–light, which Fenwick kept lit until hewas in; and to the left of the step, andto the right of it, at the pavement’sedge, with the area falling away be–hind them into the dark where the kit–chen was, were the railings. They werealong the area. They had been alongthe area since the house was built.They were not at the kerb, and neverhad been, and no carriage had everdrawn up at them, because a carriagedrew up at the step; and he had knownthis. He had known it well enough towrite it in a margin in August with thebrevity of a man who had never had toexplain himself, and to tell it to LuciusWray over the port, and to let it standin print in September because it wastrue. He had not known it because hehad looked. He had known it as LordAshcombe knew Froissart.
He stood for some time. A youngperson had stood at those railings onthe Tuesday of the week before for aquarter of an hour, with her hand onthem, and gone down; but he did notknow that, and nobody had told him,
and the railings had nothing to say.
In the morning he asked Fenwick.
He asked it at breakfast, across theChronicle, in the tone in which heasked whether it was likely to rain, andFenwick, who had been eleven yearsin the house and had never once beenasked anything by its master that hehad not already provided, received itwith the perfect stillness of a man whohas waited a long while for somethingand does not propose to spoil it by look–ing surprised.
“In the area, sir,” said Fenwick.“Along the whole front, at the pave–ment’s edge. They have been theresince the house was built, under theold lord. I understood it was generallyknown.”
“It is,” said Mr. Kinross. “Thankyou, Fenwick.”
“There was a young person at themon the Tuesday of last week, sir, asit happens, for some little time, aboutthe kitchen-maid’s place. Mrs. Prattthought her very suitable. She did notcome back.”
Mr. Kinross said that he was sorryto hear it, and meant the kitchen-maid,and turned the Chronicle; and Fenwickremoved the toast-rack, under whichthere was nothing, and went out.
They tried Carlile at Guildhall for fourdays, from the Tuesday, before theChief Justice and two special juries,
for Paine first and for Palmer afterhim; and on the Friday the second juryfound him guilty, as the first had donethe day before, and the news was inFleet Street before the court had risen,because the Row had a man at thedoor.
It came down the street as suchnews did, not called but carried, fromone shop to the next, at the pace ofa man who has something to tell andhas not been paid to hurry: Carlilewas guilty, twice over; the Attorney-General had his verdicts; and everyprinter between Temple Bar and Lud–gate who had put anything into typesince August that he would not havecared to read aloud to a special jurywent in and shut his door, and read hislease. Mr. Baldock heard it at two, andsat for a while, and then went downinto his shop and sold a treatise uponthe dry rot to a clergyman, because thetrade must be kept up.
Clemency heard it at six, from Kit,who had it from the Inn, where it hadarrived before dinner and been foundless interesting than the Warden. Shewas mending the tapes of the fustianportfolio, which had worn, and shewent on mending them.
Mr. Kinross heard it in the Temple,at his desk, with the door shut; and heheard it, as he had heard the rest of Oc–tober, from Figgis, who put his head inwithout knocking, which he had never
done, and said that they had found thatfellow Carlile guilty, sir, and would hecredit it, and went away.
He had the thirteenth number be–fore him. It was due in AlbemarleStreet on the tenth of November, andhe had begun it that morning, whichwas early, for him; and he had begunit, he found, differently. He had takenthe Warden out of Ludlow and put himon the road, in the wet, with a letterhe had not answered; and he had takenhim, for the first time in twelve num–bers, in at the back of a house insteadof the front, and down a stair, andhad let him stand in a kitchen and belooked at by the people in it, who knewto a penny what he cost. He did notask himself why. He knew why, anddid not propose to consult the part ofhis mind that knew it. He wrote, thatafternoon, with the news of Guildhallgoing down Fleet Street under his win–dow and the Michaelmas term a monthoff and the Inn settled in its opinion,as a man writes who has been givenaway and means to be worth the tak–ing back: so that whoever read the thir–teenth number on the first of Decem–ber, in Russell Square or the City ortwo pair of stairs up over a law-sta–tioner’s, should know at the first para–graph that it had not been written byanybody in Crown Office Row.
He did not know where it would beread. He knew that it would be read,
THE WIT OF MOUNT STREET;
or,
HER HEART IN NUMBERS.
(Continued from page 43.)
CHAPTER IV.
The Great Unknown.
“Who writes the Warden, Kit?”
She asked it on the Saturday, over the breakfast things, in the voice in which she asked him whether it was likely to rain; and Kit, who was reading the Chronicle against the coffee-pot because Mr. Pelham did not want it until ten, said that nobody knew, and that Pelham said Albemarle Street kept it for reasons, and that if she wanted his opinion it was one of the Radcliffes, since nobody else would print it.
“I did not want your opinion. I wanted Mr. Pelham’s.”
“Then you shall have it on Monday, from Hare Court.” He turned the paper. “Here is a thing, though. There is to be a new magazine in the Row after Christmas. Baldwin’s are at the back of it, Pelham says, and the first number is to be out in January, and they are buying up everybody. Pelham had it at Dick’s. They have written to half the writing men in London, and they have written”—he found the place he wanted in the Chronicle, and lost interest in his own sentence—“to the Author of the Mortimers, through Baldock, and the Row says Baldock has not sent it on, because he has not the direction. Nobody has the direction. Pass the butter, Clem.”
Clemency passed the butter.
“Have they,” she said.
The Temple in the long vacation is a place in which a rumour has nothing to do but grow.
The courts do not sit. The benchers are in the country; the juniors who can afford it are on circuit, and the juniors who cannot are in their chambers with the door shut, pretending to be. The laundresses have the staircases to themselves. A man may walk from the Inner Temple gate to the river at noon and meet nobody but a porter and a cat, and the porter will tell him anything he likes, because nothing has
happened since July and the porter is in want of conversation. It was in this hush, in the first week of October, between the Michaelmas rents and the Michaelmas term, which did not begin until November and had nothing to do with Michaelmas but the name, that the Inner Temple made up its mind who wrote The Lord Warden.
Mr. Kinross, who had walked there every day for a month, was not consulted.
He was in his chambers, with the door shut, not pretending to be anything. He had brought with him the six numbers of the Mortimers and the eleven numbers of the Warden, and a pencil, and the intention of reading the two of them through together, in order, as one reads two sides of a correspondence when one has begun to suspect that the other side has been reading it more carefully than oneself. He had done this on the Monday, and again on the Tuesday, and by the Tuesday afternoon he had begun to sort his own margins, which was a thing he had never done, because he had never before had margins worth sorting.
They sorted into two heaps. In the one heap were the corrections: the railings, the dinner-hour, a carriage that would not have stood where the Author had stood it, a quotation from the Psalms in the Bible words, which no clergyman had ever read from a desk, since the church reads them from the Prayer-Book. They were the marks of a man who knew the front of a house. In the other heap were the things he had let stand, and had marked only with a tick, or with true, or with nothing; and he observed, with the detachment of a man cataloguing somebody else’s library, that every one of them was a thing seen from the back of the house: what a footman cost, and what a cook would bear, and how a housekeeper kept her book, and what it was to sit out a dinner in a gown. The Author had been let into every room in Mount Street but the drawing-room, and had described the drawing-room from the stairs.
A housekeeper’s son. He wrote it on a slip, and under it Oxford, with a query, and under that, because he was honest in a margin if nowhere else, possibly a woman; and he looked at the three lines for a while, and then struck out the third. A woman could not have kept it up for six months, at seven guineas, to the tenth of every month. Women did not write to the tenth of the month. They wrote when they were unhappy, and stopped when they were married, and in either condition they did not know what a footman cost; it was a thing they were kept from knowing, as they were kept from the area steps. He had the testimony of his aunt, who had kept house for
him for eleven years and had never in that time named a sum under ten thousand pounds. The housekeeper’s son was a better answer. It accounted for the stairs. He put the slip in the drawer with the others, and was pleased with it, as a man is pleased with a wrong answer that has cost him some trouble.
She went on the Tuesday, because Tuesday was the day on which Mrs. Lydiard went to Bread Street to see about the Hindleys’ account, which had been seen about every Tuesday for two years and would not be settled in Clemency’s lifetime; and because a woman who is going to walk two miles westward through London with no parcel had better choose a day on which nobody will ask her where she is going.
She had settled, in the night, how it was to be done. One did not walk down Mount Street. One walked through it, on the way to somewhere else, with the air of a person who had been sent; and the somewhere else was Grosvenor Square, because a woman in a grey gown turned once might be anybody’s governess going anywhere, so long as she did not stop. The whole art, as Clemency understood it, lay in not stopping. She had been not stopping outside Baldock’s window on the first of every month for six months, and considered herself a proficient.
She stopped at Ackermann’s.
She had not meant to. It was on the way, which was her excuse, and it was a window into which half London looked, which was her other excuse, and she had crossed the Strand on purpose to be on its side of the street, which was no excuse at all. There were the new prints, and the drawing-books, and the little boxes of colours in their rows, and a card with the price of a cake of colour written on it in a clerk’s hand; and she stood and read the card twice, as she had read Mr. Wray twice, and found it as clever and as much to the point. She knew to a penny what she had in her reticule, and to a penny what the week wanted of it, and the difference between the two sums was exactly one cake of colour, or a little over; it had been so for a month, and she had not spent it, because to spend it on a colour would be to begin a picture, and she had begun enough of those.
Three doors along there was a haberdasher’s, with a ribbon in the window of a blue that Lucy had been wanting since the summer for a straw hat that did not deserve it. Clemency went in and bought a yard and a half of it, and put the parcel in her reticule, where it took up the room of the cake of colour precisely; and came out, and did not look again at Ackermann’s, and walked on toward Charing Cross, and found, with some surprise, that she
was not sorry. She would say nothing about it. She would leave it on Lucy’s pillow and let her think it had come from Kit, who would take the credit, as he took the credit for most things, and in this case would deserve it rather less than usual.
It was a long way. She had never walked it. Piccadilly she knew as far as the circulating library; beyond it the street went up, and the houses went up with it, and the shops stopped, and the pavement grew wider and emptier and cleaner, as though the dirt had been told it was not wanted and had gone away east. She turned up by the corner that she had chosen from a map in Dunning’s shop, and came, by two turnings that she had made in her head a hundred times and never on her feet, into Mount Street.
It was not elegant.
She had known that it would not be; she had written that it was not; she had taken some pains, in the second number, to make Mrs. Mortimer say so. But she had not known how it was not. It was not elegant as Bread Street was not elegant: it had a public-house in it, and a workhouse, and a smell of something being boiled, and a cart; and the houses were brown and narrow and had the air of houses that were let, and would be let again, to people who had taken them because they were within a street of the Square and would not be within a street of it long. She walked down it slowly, with no parcel, and nobody asked her anything at all; and she thought, as she went, that she had been very nearly right about everything in it except its size, which was smaller, and its noise, which was greater, and its railings, which were not at the kerb; and that she would not have changed a sentence of the six numbers for having seen it, and that she would not now, for any money, write the seventh without having done so.
Then she came out into the Square, and lost her nerve.
It was not the houses. She had expected the houses. It was the quiet. Nothing in the Square was making a noise: not the garden, which was locked; not the carriages, which stood with their wheels muffled in straw where somebody was ill; not the servants, who went along the areas under the pavement as though the pavement were a roof; not the pavement itself, which was wide enough for four people and had nobody on it. She stood at the corner with her hand on the railings of a house, which were, as Kit had said, along the area, to keep her from falling into the kitchen; and she understood for the first time what Mr. Wray had meant, and that he had been kinder than he knew. One could not describe this from the wrong side of the rail
ings. One could not describe it from the right side either. It did not want describing. It wanted leaving alone, which was what it had, and what it had been built for, and what nobody in Bread Street or Salisbury Square had ever been able to afford.
She had meant to walk once round and go home. She had got as far as the north side when a window went up, as a window had gone up over her head in the Row the week before, except that this one went up under her feet, and a voice said: “You’ll be the young person about the place.”
Clemency looked down into the area of a house in Grosvenor Square, which was his, though she did not know it and there was nothing on the house to say so; and a woman in a cap looked up at her out of it, with her sleeves rolled, and the whole of her face arranged into the question of whether this one would do.
“I beg your pardon?”
“Kitchen-maid. You’ll have come from the office. Come down, then; you’ll not get the place from the pavement.”
She went down. There were eleven steps, and the railings were at her shoulder all the way, and the kitchen door stood open at the bottom of them with the warmth coming out of it like a breath; and she did not, at any one of the eleven steps, say that she was not come about the place, because at the first of them it had seemed rude to interrupt, and at the fifth it had seemed too late, and by the eleventh she had discovered that she did not want to. She was nobody. She had been nobody in Bread Street and nobody in Salisbury Square and nobody, with some care, in Paternoster Row; but she had never before been nobody in particular, with a character to answer for and a place to be tried for, and a woman in a cap who wished to know whether she could scour.
She said that she could scour.
“And the fires?”
“And the fires.”
“You’re very fine-spoken, for the office.” The cook, if it was the cook, looked at her gown. “Where were you last?”
“With a family in the City,” said Clemency, who had been with one for six-and-twenty years, “that has since gone down in the world.”
“They mostly have, in the City.” This was said without malice, as one states the climate. “You’ll not get a City place here. It is a quiet house. The family’s in the north and the master dines alone, when he dines, which is not every day, and never at six, whatever you may have been used to. It’s fourteen guineas, and your tea and sugar, and you’ll find it enough, for there’s nothing to spend it on. The
last girl went because it was too quiet. Could you bear it quiet?”
“I have borne a great deal of noise,” said Clemency, “and I should like to try the other.”
The woman in the cap laughed, which she had not expected to do, and which Clemency had not expected to make her do.
“Can you read?”
“A little.”
“Write?”
“Enough to sign for my wages.”
“Followers?”
“None,” said Clemency.
“You’ll all say that.”
“I have said it for six-and-twenty years, and it has been true the whole time, which is more than most can say of anything.”
The cook laughed again, and said she was a cool one, and that it was no bad thing in a kitchen-maid, for the last had cried; and for a quarter of an hour, in the warm, at the foot of the eleven steps, with her back to the coal-cellar and the Square going by overhead, she was asked everything that a lady could not have been asked and answered everything that a lady could not have known, and was found satisfactory in all of it, and was told to come again on Friday when Mr. Fenwick would be at home, because nothing in that house was settled without Mr. Fenwick, and it was as well she should know it from the start.
She did not say that she would come on Friday. She did not say that she would not. She stood at the foot of the steps and looked, because she had leave to look, at the only part of Grosvenor Square that she was ever likely to see from the inside; and what she saw was a strip of sky with railings across it, and the underside of the pavement, and a round iron plate let into it where the coals went down, and, going past above her head at the level of her eyes, boots. Boots, and the wheels of a barrow, and the hem of a gown, and more boots. One did not see faces from the area. One saw the whole of the fashionable world by its feet, and learned, in a quarter of an hour, more of where it was going than it knew itself.
She went up the eleven steps with her hand on the railings, and along the north side, and out of the Square by the way she had come, and did not run, and did not laugh aloud until she was in Mount Street, where nobody minded.
Mr. Kinross was at the Temple. He had been there since ten, with the door shut, sorting his margins into the front of the house and the back; and at the hour at which a young person was being tried for the place in his kitchen, and found satisfactory, he was writing a housekeeper’s son on a slip of paper two miles off, and striking out the line below it.
Nothing came on the Monday, because Mr. Pelham, who had something better in hand, would not be hurried; and the something better came home with Kit on the Thursday, at six, in the form of news.
“They have found the Warden,” said Kit, before he had his coat off.
Clemency, who was laying the cloth because Lucy was doing her hair, laid a fork very exactly where it went.
“Found him where?”
“In Crown Office Row.” Kit sat down to the fire with the air of a man who has carried a thing two hundred yards and proposes to be paid for it. “It’s a Mr. Dalgleish, a conveyancer, who has chambers over Grice. Pelham had it from Grice on Tuesday, and the whole Inn has it now; you can’t cross the garden without being told. He takes the Albemarle and reads it at Dick’s to save the two shillings, and his clerk has seen him carry it home, which he never did before this year, and he dined in hall twice last term with the Radcliffe that is a bencher, who is no relation to the Albemarle Street one, which Pelham says is neither here nor there, and he has been pink in the face since the first of the month. It’s as plain as a pikestaff. Pelham says there was never a doubt of it.”
“There was never a doubt of it on Tuesday,” said Clemency. “There was no Mr. Dalgleish on Saturday.”
“There was always a Mr. Dalgleish. There was no occasion to think of him.”
“Who is Mr. Grice?”
“Grice? Grice is the man he has chambers over.”
“And how does Mr. Grice know?”
“Lord, Clem, how does anybody know anything? His laundress told him. She does Dalgleish’s stairs. She had it from the clerk.” Kit stretched his feet to the fire. “If you want a thing proved, you want a laundress. They know who is at home. And I’ll tell you what else the garden knows, since you began it. I asked Pelham on Monday, for you, who wrote the thing, and Pelham asked Grice, and Grice told the garden; and the garden has it now that there is a lady in Fleet Street who reads the Warden, which the Inn finds a better joke than Dalgleish. You’re famous, Clem. You haven’t a name, but you’re famous.”
“I asked you who wrote it. I did not say I read it.”
“You asked who wrote it over the breakfast things. Nobody asks that about a thing they don’t read.” He was pleased with this; it was the kind of inference he admired in Pelham. “It’s gone round. You’ll not get it back.”
She knew that she would not. She had asked one question, in the voice
in which she asked about the weather, and it had gone two hundred yards into the Temple and come out the other side as a lady in Fleet Street; and she sat with the knowledge, which was new to her, of having started a thing that she could not stop, and found that she did not like it, and that it was, as near as made no difference, what she had been doing to a man in Albemarle Street since the first of September.
Clemency finished the cloth. She knew that it was not Mr. Dalgleish, as she knew the price of coals; it was one of the things in her head that she did not have to look for. The man who wrote the Warden did not read the Albemarle at Dick’s to save two shillings. He owned it. He carried the Warden in it at twenty pounds a month, which was two hundred and forty pounds a year, which was more than Kit and Mr. Pelham together, and more than the house in Salisbury Square had cost her in rent since Bread Street; and he had read her fourth number, and taken a sentence out of it and sent it back to her in the eleventh, and a man who did that did not dine in hall with a bencher to be noticed. He had no wish to be noticed. He had been not noticed for eleven months, with the whole of London looking, and had paid twenty pounds a month for the privilege; and the Temple had now given his book to a conveyancer who was pink in the face. She could not say so. She could not say that she knew the price of the Warden’s silence, or how, or why she had been counting it; and she said instead, “Is he a married man, Mr. Dalgleish?” which was what her mother would have asked, and was given to understand that he was not, and that he had four sisters in Perth, and that the thing was a settled fact.
Mrs. Lydiard came in with the fish, and Lucy with her hair, and they sat down; and Kit, who had the floor and did not mean to give it up, went on from the Warden to the Mortimers with the ease of a man who has two scandals and one audience.
“And that’s not the whole of it. Pelham has the other one too. Pelham has made a study of it.” He helped himself. “He has seven reasons why the Author of the Mortimers is a City man, and he gave them me on the stairs, and I’ll give them you.”
“Must you?” said Clemency.
“You asked me on Saturday who wrote the Warden. You can hear who wrote the other. Firstly.” He held up a fork. “He knows what everything costs. A gentleman doesn’t know what anything costs; he has a man to know it for him. Secondly: he says the Manchester trade, and never the cotton trade, which is what the trade calls itself and nobody else does. Thirdly: he has never dined in Grosvenor Square,
which Pelham says proves nothing, since neither has Pelham, not since the year eleven. Fourthly—” He stopped. “I’ve lost the fourth. It was a good one. Something about the Psalms.”
“He quotes the Psalms out of the Bible,” said Clemency, “as they are read at prayers in a counting-house, and not out of the Prayer-Book, as they are read in church.”
Kit stared at her. “That’s it. How did you come at it?”
“You said it was about the Psalms. There is only one thing it could be about.” She took some fish. “Go on.”
“Fifthly,” said Kit, who had not quite recovered, “he dines at six himself, or it would never have come into his head. That one’s mine. Sixthly: he gives the women all the sentences about money, which Pelham says no gentleman would do, because a gentleman’s women don’t talk about money. Seventhly: he is paid by the sheet, and he writes to the end of the sheet exactly, every number, like a man measuring calico.”
“He is not paid by the sheet. Nobody in the Row is paid by the sheet. Mr. Baldock pays by the sheet and a half, because that is what a number is.”
“How the devil do you know what Baldock pays?”
“You told us,” said Clemency. “In August. You said everybody in the Row knew it.”
Kit had said it, or something near enough to it that he could not be sure he had not; and he had the grace to look put out, and the sense to recover by taking more fish. Lucy said that she did not care who wrote the Mortimers, so long as they went on, because Miss Harker had Number Six and would not give it up until Sunday. Mrs. Lydiard said nothing. She had the cuff of Kit’s other shirt, and was mending it with the air of a woman who does not listen to the magazines; and Clemency, who had argued four of Mr. Pelham’s seven reasons without once stopping to consider which side of them she was on, found that she had become, in the course of a plate of fish, the acknowledged authority at that table on the Author of The Mortimers of Mount Street, and that she was believed in everything she said because nobody present could imagine that she had any means of knowing. It was a very comfortable position. It was the most comfortable position she had occupied in a month. She corrected Kit twice more before the cheese, on the number of the Mortimers’ servants and the quarter in which they had taken the house, and was right both times, and was thanked.
“He writes,” said Kit, summing up for Mr. Pelham, “like a man who has had a bill to pay.”
“He writes like a man who has paid it,” said Clemency, and was aware, as
she said it, that she had pronounced upon the Author’s sex for the first time in her life, aloud, at her own table; and that it had cost her nothing, and that she had been glad to do it.
“It is a woman,” said Mrs. Lydiard.
She said it to the cuff. The table looked at her.
“Mama!”
“I have said it before. Nobody listens.” Mrs. Lydiard drew her thread through. “There is no man alive knows what it costs to turn a gown. It is in the fourth number. He knows to a shilling. It is a woman, and she has had to do it.”
Kit laughed. “A woman couldn’t keep a thing up six months, Ma’am. Not to the tenth of the month, not for money. They keep nothing up six months but a grievance.”
Lucy laughed, because Kit had. Clemency laughed too. It was the only laugh of hers at that table in a month that cost her anything, and she paid it, and went on with the cheese; and her mother, who had not laughed, bit off her thread and said that she would say no more about it, and did not look at her elder daughter at all, which was either nothing or was a great deal, and Clemency had no means of knowing which, and did not ask.
“Well, whoever he is,” said Kit, “he’s going up in the world. He’s to leave Baldock. The Row has it from Baldwin’s people that the Mortimers are bespoke for the new magazine, the first number, in January, at ten guineas; and that the Author has been applied to, and has dined with them.”
“Dined with them,” said Clemency.
“At the Chapter, on Tuesday. A tall man, the Row’s man says, about forty, with a Lancashire voice, who talked of nothing all dinner but the price of calico. Which bears out the second reason, you’ll observe.” Kit was pleased with this. “And the seventh.”
“On Tuesday.”
“On Tuesday.”
Clemency had been, on Tuesday, at the foot of eleven steps in Grosvenor Square, being asked whether she could scour. She sat and considered the tall man with the Lancashire voice, who had dined at the Chapter in her name and talked of calico. She found that she did not resent him. She found, which surprised her more, that she rather admired him, as one admires a thing well done; for he was, in every point, the Author that Mr. Pelham had built out of seven reasons and that her brother had just finished proving to her over the fish, and he had had the wit to go and be him before anybody else thought of it. The town had wanted a Manchester man of forty, and had got one. It would always get one. She had understood that evening something that Mr. Baldock, with thirty
years in the trade, could have told her in a sentence: that the Author of anything is not the person who wrote it but the person the town has agreed upon, and that the town will dine him at the Chapter whether he exists or not.
Kit, over the cheese, made a couplet upon it. He made couplets when he had drunk his share, and this one came out whole, as his couplets did, and was better than most:
He knows what every footman costs,
And what the dinners are;
He knows the whole of Mount Street,
But the way to Grosvenor Square.
He was so pleased with it that he said it twice; and he took it into the Temple on Friday, and said it to Grice on the stairs, and by Saturday noon it was going round the Inn as Mr. Wray’s.
Lucy cleared. She was in and out with the plates, and had not been attending, or had seemed not to; and she stopped by Clemency’s chair with the cheese-dish in her hands and said, in the voice in which she said most things, which was the voice of a girl who has been told she is pretty and has found it a sufficient occupation: “I could have told him where the railings go. I fell down an area in Fetter Lane when I was nine, and Papa said it was the railings’ fault for being where they were, and the man said that was where railings went, and they had words. I have never forgot it. I have a mark.”
“You never said so,” said Clemency.
“Nobody asked me,” said Lucy, and went out with the cheese.
She wrote the seventh number on the Friday, in the back room, by daylight, in one sitting.
It was the kitchen-maid’s number. It had to be; there was no other way, now, that she could write the house. Mr. Mortimer had lost his footman in the fifth and his peace in the sixth, and in the seventh the thing that happened was that nothing happened, and that a girl of fifteen, newly come from a register-office with her character in her pocket, stood at the foot of the area steps in Mount Street and looked up; and Clemency, who had never in six numbers been able to see the house from the inside, found that she could see the whole of it from below, down to the plate where the coals went in. She put in the plate. She put in the boots. She put in a cook who stated the climate of the City without malice, and a quarter of an hour in the warm, and fourteen guineas and the tea and sugar; and when she came to the carriage, which in the fourth number had drawn up at the railings at the kerb, she drew it up where carriages drew up in that Square, at a step, with the railings behind it along the area and
the kitchen-maid under them, and went on without remarking it, as a woman mends a cuff.
Then she wrote the sentence.
She had not planned it. It arrived, as the good ones did, in the middle of a paragraph about something else, and she stopped and let it come:
There was one place in the house in Mount Street from which the house could be seen, and it was the lowest, and it was worth fourteen guineas a year: for the family had been set down at their own door so many times that not one of them could have said within a yard where the railings stood; but the kitchen-maid spent her days below them, with nothing else to look at, and knew the whole of the fashionable world by its boots.
She read it over. It was true. It was the first thing in seven numbers that she had known to be true because she had stood in the place, and not because she had taken trouble; and she sat for a moment with the pen in her hand, and did a sum that she had not meant to do, and found that fourteen guineas was two numbers of the Mortimers exactly, with nothing over, and that she had therefore been paid, that summer, for every pair of months, a kitchen-maid’s year. She did not know what to make of this. She wrote it down on the back of the sheet, as she wrote down most things she did not know what to make of, and went on with the number, and finished it at four, when the light went, with the seventh number done and two days in hand, which had never happened before either.
She took it to the Row on the Saturday, because the tenth was a Sunday and Mr. Baldock, who was a Whig, kept the Sabbath as he kept everything else, on principle and under protest.
He had two letters for her. He had them on the desk in front of him, squared with its edge, and he had the look of a man who has been waiting since breakfast to give somebody something and has not yet decided in what order.
“This one first,” he said, “because it is the one I understand.”
It was a letter from Lord Ashcombe. It was addressed to Mr. Baldock, and it was three sides, in a large hand that went uphill, and it said, in the character of a man who had lived in Grosvenor Square for forty years and knew what he was talking about, that the Author of the Mortimers was the first writer since Richardson who had understood the Square; that the railings in the fourth number were set exactly where railings were set in the Square, which was at the kerb, as any resident could testify; that Mr. Wray of the Albemarle, who had said otherwise, was a puppy and had never been asked anywhere; and that his lordship had
taken the liberty of sending to the Row for the six numbers, and had had them read to him, and had found the footman the finest thing since Richardson, and wished Mr. Baldock to tell the Author so, and to tell him also that his lordship was his servant and his admirer, and would be glad to be allowed to be his host.
“He is wrong about the railings,” said Clemency.
“He is a lord,” said Mr. Baldock. “He is allowed to be wrong about the railings. He is not allowed to be wrong about them in my magazine, and I have no intention of printing him.” He took off his spectacles. “The seventh is in your hand, I think. Have you mended them?”
“I have mended them.”
“Then they are mended, and his lordship may find it out for himself, in a month, from the pavement.” He held out his hand for the number, and she gave it him, and he weighed it without opening it, as he always did, as though it were sold by the pound. “Fifteen pages. You are early. You are never early.”
“I had two days in hand.”
“Nobody has two days in hand.” He put it in the drawer. “Now the other.”
The other was not addressed to Mr. Baldock. It was addressed, in a clerk’s good round hand, To the Author of “The Mortimers of Mount Street”, to the care of Mr. Baldock, Paternoster Row; and it was sealed, and Mr. Baldock had not broken the seal, and said so, and added that he had held it up to the window on Thursday night and read it through the paper, which was not the same thing, and which he would thank her not to mention in the Row.
“It is from the new people,” he said. “The London, they are to call it, as if there had never been one. Baldwin’s are finding the money and a gentleman from the newspapers is to find the rest, and they are looking, I hear, for a man who knows the trade, which in the Row means a man who knows what everybody else is paid. They want you for the first number, in January, at ten guineas, and they want to know your name; and they are not the only ones who want to know it, for the Row has been in here twice since Tuesday to ask me whether it is true you have dined with them, and I have said that I could not undertake to say, which has been taken, I find, as meaning yes.”
“I was not at the Chapter on Tuesday.”
“I did not suppose you were. I supposed you were somewhere, and that it was no business of mine.” He looked at her over the desk. “I will not keep you from ten guineas, Miss Lydiard. I could not, if I would, and after my lease I am not sure that I would. But I will tell you
what I told the Row, which is that I do not know the Author’s name; and I will tell you what I did not tell the Row, which is that if I did, I do not think it would fetch ten guineas in January, nor seven, nor five. They want a Manchester man of forty. They have dined one.”
She took the letter. She did not open it there. She had never had a letter addressed to the Author before; nobody had, because the Author had not had a direction until Thursday, when the Row gave him one by acclamation; and she carried it home unopened, with his lordship’s three sides folded inside it, down Ludgate Hill and into Salisbury Court and up the two pair of stairs, and put the two of them into the fustian portfolio under the bed, between Mr. Mortimer without a face and Mrs. Mortimer’s carriage at the railings at the kerb. It was where she kept the things she could not finish. A dinner in Grosvenor Square, and ten guineas a number, and a name: they went in with the rest, and she tied the tapes.
She had let the railings stand corrected. She did not think about it. She had been a day writing the seventh number and an afternoon in Grosvenor Square, and she had put the railings where they were because that was where they were; and if the one man in London who had taken her side in print was to find out in a month, from his own pavement, that she had not taken his, she was sorry for it, and would have done it again. It is the condition which in other people is called principle, and which Mrs. Lydiard, had she been told of it, would have called taking trouble.
The Inner Temple gave The Lord Warden to Mr. Dalgleish on the Tuesday, had settled it by the Thursday, and had delivered it, with the title, by Saturday noon to everybody in the Inn but the one man it concerned.
Mr. Kinross was the last to be told, because he spoke to nobody, and he learned of it from Figgis. He had walked in at the gate as he did every morning, and Figgis the porter, who had told him nothing in eleven years but the weather, told him that they had found out who wrote that thing in the Albemarle, and it was Mr. Dalgleish of Crown Office Row, and would he credit it; and Mr. Kinross said that he would not, and walked on, and found that the Inn had been furnished overnight, as a house is furnished for a sale, with a single subject.
He followed it, as a man who has eaten the dinners follows a point of law, to its source, which was a laundress; and found that on the evidence of a clerk, a bencher named Radcliffe who was no relation to the publisher named Radcliffe, which the Inn
did not hold against the reasoning, and the two shillings a month that Dalgleish saved at Dick’s, the Inner Temple had convicted a man of authorship on the evidence of his thrift. There was no breaking it. It was not a good argument. It was a Temple argument, and he had heard worse of them win.
Grice himself, met in the garden, improved on it. “And then there is the Row,” said Grice, who was a wit when the courts were up and could not help it. “Crown Office Row, sir. Called after an office which nobody in it could now have pointed to, and the only chambers in the Inn with the Crown in their direction. The Lord Warden, you observe. A Crown appointment. The thing proves itself.” He was delighted. “The beauty of it is that Dalgleish is a conveyancer. He has conveyed nothing in his life but titles, and now the Inn has conveyed one to him without a deed. I call it adverse possession. He has sat on the Warden twelve months without objection from the true owner, and by Blackstone it is his.”
Mr. Kinross, who had the deed, in a drawer in Albemarle Street, in a hand that Mr. Radcliffe had last seen at the foot of a partnership, said that it was very good, and that he must tell it to somebody; and went up to his chambers and shut the door, and sat down, and discovered that what he felt was not what he had expected to feel.
He had expected to be affronted. He had been affronted, for about the length of the garden. A man does not spend eleven months and two hundred and twenty pounds on a book, and write the best sentence of his life for it in the spring, and watch it carried off in October by a conveyancer with four sisters in Perth, without some sensation; and the sensation was there, and was sharp, and lasted as far as the staircase. What succeeded it was relief. It was so complete, and so unlooked for, and so very far from creditable, that he sat and examined it for some time, as he would have examined a clause he suspected of being too good. The town had read his book at last, and talked of it, and given it away; and the man it had given it to was a man he had never spoken to, and never need; and the Warden was now, as far as the Inner Temple was concerned, a thing that had been settled, and settled wrong, and could be left alone. Nobody would look further. Nobody ever did, once a thing was settled; it was the whole principle of the law, and he had eaten the dinners. He was free of it. He was as free as a man is who has been robbed of a thing he could not have carried, and he did not like it in himself, and he found, on the Saturday, that there was nothing in the Temple that he could do about it but go home.
There was a note on the hall table. It was from Lord Ashcombe, and it went uphill, and it said that Ashcombe had been kept in town by the builders, who were in at Ashcombe and would be in at Ashcombe until the Greek Kalends, which he laid to the account of the Government; that he was a neighbour, and solitary, and dined on Wednesday; that he had secured, by a stroke of great good fortune, the company of a gentleman from the Temple whom Kinross would be glad to meet, since Kinross was a Temple man and a reader; and that he would not say more, because it was not his secret, but Kinross might take it that the Warden would be at the table. Fenwick had put it under the toast-rack, which was where Mr. Kinross put letters he did not mean to answer; and Mr. Kinross took it out, and read it twice, and answered it.
Lord Ashcombe’s house was four doors along the north side, and he had lived in it for forty years without once having occasion to notice the pavement, which was handed to him from his carriage in the form of a step and taken away again when he had done with it. He was a large, kind, florid man of seventy, with a fine library in the country that had been read for him by three generations of chaplains, and an opinion on everything in it; and he had never in his life been corrected, because there had never been anybody at his table whose business it was.
There were four at it on the Wednesday: his lordship, Mr. Tillotson, who was the present chaplain and read to him in the evenings and had been told what to think of the Warden and thought it; Mr. Dalgleish of Crown Office Row; and Mr. Kinross, who was placed opposite Mr. Dalgleish, and was introduced to him before the soup as a neighbour and a Temple man and a great reader of the Albemarle, and was asked by his host, with a look, whether he had the least notion whom he was sitting across from.
Mr. Dalgleish was a small, neat, anxious man of five-and-forty, with a stoop from the deeds and a Perth voice that he had spent twenty years in London failing to lose; and he had been pink, as the Inn said, since the first of the month, and he was pink now. He said, before anyone could answer for him, that there had been a very foolish report in the Temple which he was sorry had reached his lordship’s ears, and that he was a conveyancer and nothing else, and had never written a line in his life that was not on parchment.
“There!” said Lord Ashcombe. “There, Kinross. You see how it is. He denies it.”
“He does,” said Mr. Kinross.
“He has denied it to me three times since Monday. My dear sir, they all deny it. Scott has never owned Waverley to a living soul; they call him the Great Unknown for it; when the Regent gave his health at Carlton House as the Author of it, he drank the toast and said nothing, which would hang a man at the Old Bailey. And you’ll remember the Triermain business, when half Edinburgh had it that Erskine wrote the thing, and Scott let them think so, and wrote a preface to help them to it. They do it for sport. It is the first mark of the thing. A man who will own to a book has generally written a poor one.” His lordship was delighted with this, and said it again to Mr. Tillotson, who had heard it on Monday. “You’ll not get him to own it, Kinross. I have given it up. But you may take my word for it, and I have read every number from the first.”
Mr. Kinross said: “So have I.”
It was the one true thing he could say, and he said it with some care, and found that it passed, as true things generally do at dinner, without anybody attending to it. Mr. Dalgleish looked at him across the table with a kind of appeal, as one honest man to another, and Mr. Kinross, who could not help him and had never before in his life been unable to help a man by telling him the truth, looked at his soup. He remembered the Triermain business. He remembered, which his lordship did not, that Erskine had been asked first, and had agreed, and had written the preface himself; and it came to him that he had become the Author of Waverley without the trouble of arranging it, with a conveyancer for his Erskine, and that the only difference between Scott’s case and his own was consent.
“Do you know his work?” said Lord Ashcombe.
“Every word of it.”
“Hah!” said his lordship, and the thing was done, and Mr. Dalgleish sank a shade pinker and gave himself up. “And you, Kinross? You never wrote anything yourself, I think?”
“Nothing with my name on it.”
“Quite right. Quite right. A gentleman reads.” His lordship turned to the chaplain. “Tillotson, the builders. Tell Mr. Dalgleish about the builders.” And Mr. Tillotson told Mr. Dalgleish about the builders, who were in at Ashcombe, and would be in at Ashcombe until the spring, and had been got in by the Government as surely as if Lord Liverpool had sent them down himself; and his lordship, who had heard it before, enjoyed it very much.
They had the siege. Mr. Kinross had known that they would; a man does not go to dine with Lord Ashcombe and escape Froissart. They had it with the fish, and through the fish, and his
lordship did the Welsh, and Mr. Tillotson, who had read the number aloud on Tuesday and knew it better than its author, supplied the Lady Gwenllian; and Mr. Dalgleish, who had begun by protesting and had been overruled and had now the air of a man who has decided that if he is to be hanged for a book he may as well read it, was appealed to upon Shrewsbury.
“For he passed it over,” said his lordship. “Shrewsbury, Dalgleish. Passed it clean over, in the tenth, the only battle in the reign that one has seen; and I say he was wrong, and Tillotson says he was wrong, and I’ll not believe you had not a reason.”
Mr. Dalgleish said unhappily that he supposed the Author had thought it too well known.
“Well known! It is not well known. Nobody knows it. Tillotson, when was it?”
“The summer of the year three, my lord.”
“The two-and-twentieth of July,” said Mr. Dalgleish, who had been at the play, “as I have always understood. And the Prince killed Percy with his own hand, which the Author might have made a great deal of.”
“He might,” said Lord Ashcombe. “He might indeed. It is all in Froissart.”
Mr. Kinross, who knew that it was not in Froissart, since Froissart had laid down his pen three years before the battle; and who knew that the day was the one-and-twentieth, since he had spent a week of the spring with it; and who knew, as everybody who had been at the play knew and everybody who had read a chronicle did not, that nobody had ever found out who killed Percy, who had put up his visor in the press and been struck in the face by an arrow from nobody in particular, and that the Prince’s hand was a poet’s: Mr. Kinross, who had never in two-and-thirty years let a false thing stand that he could have set right, and had not let one stand in September when it cost a young man the railings, sat at Lord Ashcombe’s table with the wrong date and the wrong hand and the wrong chronicler going round it with the fish, and looked at Mr. Dalgleish, who could not be corrected without being confessed, and said nothing at all.
He nodded. It was worse than saying it.
“You see,” said his lordship, to the table. “Kinross agrees.”
They had the Mortimers with the mutton. His lordship had discovered them, it appeared, in the last fortnight, by way of Mr. Wray, whom he did not read but whose victims he collected, on the principle that a thing worth a paper in the Albemarle must be worth having; and he had sent to the Row for
the six numbers, and had had Tillotson read them, and had become their champion with the whole of the energy that he had formerly given to the Warden, and gave to it still. He had written to Baldock. He had the copy of the letter in his pocket, and Tillotson read it, uphill, railings and Richardson and all; and Mr. Kinross heard his own railings, which he had given to Lucius Wray over the port in August because they were true, declared by a peer of forty years’ standing in the Square to be exactly wrong, and could not say so, because to say so was to say how he knew.
“The man has eyes,” said his lordship. “That is the whole of it. Wray has never been asked anywhere, and the Author has been asked everywhere, and knows where things are. And he is to leave Baldock, I hear, for the new thing in the Row, in January, at ten guineas; and I have written to Baldock to say that if he lets him go I shall not take the Ludgate in, which I never have, and that he had better look to it. And I have asked the Author to dine.”
“Has he answered?” said Mr. Kinross.
“He has not. He is a modest man. They are all modest men.” His lordship looked at Mr. Dalgleish with great affection. “Baldock cannot undertake to say who he is; it is a close thing, the Row, closer than the Temple. I have it from Tillotson, who has it from somewhere, that he is a Manchester man and has dined at the Chapter. Well, he shall dine here. And Dalgleish shall dine here, and it shall be before Christmas, and I will have the two of them at one table, the only two writers in London worth the trouble, and Wray may put that in his magazine. What do you say, Kinross? You’ll make a fourth?”
Mr. Kinross said that he would make a fourth.
He was sitting across from the wrong author of the one book, and he had just been asked to meet the wrong author of the other, whom he had himself, on a slip of paper in a drawer, made a housekeeper’s son; and it came to him, as the mutton went round, that the whole of literary London was at that moment composed of people who had not written anything being dined by a man who had not read it, and that it was, on the whole, the best dinner he had eaten in a year.
“It is a cold book, you know,” said Lord Ashcombe, into a pause. “The Warden. I have thought so from the first. It is a cold book written by a warm man who has nobody to be warm to; one can always tell. Now Dalgleish has four sisters.” He looked at Mr. Dalgleish, and seemed for a moment to be on the edge of a discovery. “It cannot be Dalgleish,” he said; and passed the
port, and in passing it forgot what he had said, and never found it again.
Mr. Kinross, who had nobody to be warm to and had been given to understand as much by his aunt in a letter under the toast-rack, drank his wine.
“And I will tell you another thing,” said his lordship, who had been saving it. “It is admired where you would not look for it. I have it—never mind how I have it; Tillotson has it from his sister, who has it from Russell Square, which is as good as the City—that there is a lady in the City who has read the whole of it, every number, and thinks the siege the finest thing since Froissart. Her own words, Tillotson?”
“Those were the words reported to me, my lord.”
“Since Froissart! A lady in the City! There, Dalgleish; there is fame. You are read in Russell Square.” He was moved by it. “The finest thing since Froissart.”
Mr. Kinross had been in the room in September when Lord Ashcombe had said those words of the siege to Mr. Radcliffe, without having read it; and he heard them now come back round the whole of London, by way of Mr. Tillotson’s sister, and be laid before him as the judgment of a lady in the City. For the length of a swallow he thought of the one reader he was sure of, who had taken a sentence out of the tenth number as he had taken one out of the fourth; and then he put the thought by, since that reader was a housekeeper’s son in a coffee-house, and housekeepers’ sons are not ladies in the City. But it was a reader. It had read every number, and it had praised the siege, the one thing in the book that he had put in because Radcliffe wanted incident, in Lord Ashcombe’s own words; and the praise had been carried, with the rest, to Dalgleish’s door.
“Did she,” said Mr. Kinross.
It was two words, and he heard them as he said them, and it was the nearest he had come in two-and-thirty years to a joke against himself; and nobody at the table took it for one, which was as he wished.
“Albemarle Street,” said his lordship, summing up, with the air of a man of the world, “has a way of not putting names on things, this year. One hears it of a poem. One hears it of the Warden. I dare say they know their business. But a man cannot be modest for ever, Dalgleish, and I give you till Christmas.”
Mr. Dalgleish said, for the fourth time, that he was a conveyancer.
“There,” said Lord Ashcombe. “You hear him.”
He walked home. It was four doors, and he could have been carried; but he walked, in the dark, along the north
side of the Square, and when he came to his own house he did a thing that he had not done in eleven years of living in it, and that Lord Ashcombe had not done in forty: he stopped on the pavement, and looked at it.
The door was where he had left it. The step was where the step had always been, and the lamp over the fanlight, which Fenwick kept lit until he was in; and to the left of the step, and to the right of it, at the pavement’s edge, with the area falling away behind them into the dark where the kitchen was, were the railings. They were along the area. They had been along the area since the house was built. They were not at the kerb, and never had been, and no carriage had ever drawn up at them, because a carriage drew up at the step; and he had known this. He had known it well enough to write it in a margin in August with the brevity of a man who had never had to explain himself, and to tell it to Lucius Wray over the port, and to let it stand in print in September because it was true. He had not known it because he had looked. He had known it as Lord Ashcombe knew Froissart.
He stood for some time. A young person had stood at those railings on the Tuesday of the week before for a quarter of an hour, with her hand on them, and gone down; but he did not know that, and nobody had told him, and the railings had nothing to say.
In the morning he asked Fenwick.
He asked it at breakfast, across the Chronicle, in the tone in which he asked whether it was likely to rain, and Fenwick, who had been eleven years in the house and had never once been asked anything by its master that he had not already provided, received it with the perfect stillness of a man who has waited a long while for something and does not propose to spoil it by looking surprised.
“In the area, sir,” said Fenwick. “Along the whole front, at the pavement’s edge. They have been there since the house was built, under the old lord. I understood it was generally known.”
“It is,” said Mr. Kinross. “Thank you, Fenwick.”
“There was a young person at them on the Tuesday of last week, sir, as it happens, for some little time, about the kitchen-maid’s place. Mrs. Pratt thought her very suitable. She did not come back.”
Mr. Kinross said that he was sorry to hear it, and meant the kitchen-maid, and turned the Chronicle; and Fenwick removed the toast-rack, under which there was nothing, and went out.
They tried Carlile at Guildhall for four days, from the Tuesday, before the Chief Justice and two special juries,
for Paine first and for Palmer after him; and on the Friday the second jury found him guilty, as the first had done the day before, and the news was in Fleet Street before the court had risen, because the Row had a man at the door.
It came down the street as such news did, not called but carried, from one shop to the next, at the pace of a man who has something to tell and has not been paid to hurry: Carlile was guilty, twice over; the Attorney-General had his verdicts; and every printer between Temple Bar and Ludgate who had put anything into type since August that he would not have cared to read aloud to a special jury went in and shut his door, and read his lease. Mr. Baldock heard it at two, and sat for a while, and then went down into his shop and sold a treatise upon the dry rot to a clergyman, because the trade must be kept up.
Clemency heard it at six, from Kit, who had it from the Inn, where it had arrived before dinner and been found less interesting than the Warden. She was mending the tapes of the fustian portfolio, which had worn, and she went on mending them.
Mr. Kinross heard it in the Temple, at his desk, with the door shut; and he heard it, as he had heard the rest of October, from Figgis, who put his head in without knocking, which he had never done, and said that they had found that fellow Carlile guilty, sir, and would he credit it, and went away.
He had the thirteenth number before him. It was due in Albemarle Street on the tenth of November, and he had begun it that morning, which was early, for him; and he had begun it, he found, differently. He had taken the Warden out of Ludlow and put him on the road, in the wet, with a letter he had not answered; and he had taken him, for the first time in twelve numbers, in at the back of a house instead of the front, and down a stair, and had let him stand in a kitchen and be looked at by the people in it, who knew to a penny what he cost. He did not ask himself why. He knew why, and did not propose to consult the part of his mind that knew it. He wrote, that afternoon, with the news of Guildhall going down Fleet Street under his window and the Michaelmas term a month off and the Inn settled in its opinion, as a man writes who has been given away and means to be worth the taking back: so that whoever read the thirteenth number on the first of December, in Russell Square or the City or two pair of stairs up over a law-stationer’s, should know at the first paragraph that it had not been written by anybody in Crown Office Row.
He did not know where it would be read. He knew that it would be read,
which was more than he had known in August; and he found that it was enough to write to, and that he had never before in eleven months had anything to write to at all.
(To be continued.)
Edited by Michael Cummins. Written in full collaboration with Anthropic’s Claude models, and set here as it might have appeared in a London magazine of 1820. Read the announcement, with the plan of London.
