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THE WIT OF MOUNT STREET;
or,
HER HEART IN NUMBERS.
(Continued from page 43.)
CHAPTER IV.
The Great Unknown.
âWho writes the Warden, Kit?â
She asked it on the Sat–urday, over the breakÂfast things, in thevoice in which she asked him whetherit was likely to rain; and Kit, who wasreadÂing the ChronÂicle against the cof–fee-pot beÂcause Mr. PelÂham did notwant it until ten, said that nobodyknew, and that PelÂham said AlbeÂmarleStreet kept it for reasÂons, and that ifshe wanted his opinÂion it was one ofthe RadÂcliffes, since nobody else wouldprint it.
âI did not want your opinÂion. Iwanted Mr. PelÂhamâs.â
âThen you shall have it on Monday,from Hare Court.â He turned thepaper. âHere is a thing, though. Thereis to be a new magaÂzine in the Rowafter ChristÂmas. BaldÂwinâs are at theback of it, PelÂham says, and the firstnumÂber is to be out in JanuÂary, andthey are buyÂing up everyÂbody. PelÂhamhad it at Dickâs. They have writÂten tohalf the writÂing men in LonÂdon, and
they have writÂtenââ âhe found the placehe wanted in the ChronÂicle, and lostinÂterest in his own senÂtenceâ ââto theAuthor of the MorÂtimers, through Bal–dock, and the Row says BalÂdock hasnot sent it on, beÂcause he has not thedirÂecÂtion. Nobody has the dirÂecÂtion.Pass the butÂter, Clem.â
ClemÂency passed the butÂter.
âHave they,â she said.
The Temple in the long vaÂcaÂtion is aplace in which a ruÂmour has nothÂing todo but grow.
The courts do not sit. The bench–ers are in the counÂtry; the juÂniÂors whocan afÂford it are on cirÂcuit, and the ju–niÂors who canÂnot are in their cham–bers with the door shut, preÂtendÂing tobe. The laundresses have the stairÂcasesto themÂselves. A man may walk fromthe Inner Temple gate to the river atnoon and meet nobody but a porterand a cat, and the porter will tell himanyÂthing he likes, beÂcause nothÂing has
happened since July and the porter isin want of conÂverÂsaÂtion. It was in thishush, in the first week of OcÂtoÂber, be–tween the MichaelÂmas rents and theMichaelÂmas term, which did not beginuntil NoÂvemÂber and had nothÂing to dowith MichaelÂmas but the name, thatthe Inner Temple made up its mindwho wrote The Lord Warden.
Mr. KinÂross, who had walked thereevery day for a month, was not conÂsul–ted.
He was in his chamÂbers, with thedoor shut, not preÂtendÂing to be any–thing. He had brought with him thesix numÂbers of the MorÂtimers and theelÂeven numÂbers of the Warden, and apenÂcil, and the inÂtenÂtion of readÂing thetwo of them through toÂgether, in order,as one reads two sides of a corÂresÂpond–ence when one has begun to susÂpectthat the other side has been readÂingit more careÂfully than oneÂself. He haddone this on the Monday, and again onthe TuesÂday, and by the TuesÂday af–terÂnoon he had begun to sort his ownmarÂgins, which was a thing he hadnever done, beÂcause he had never be–fore had marÂgins worth sortÂing.
They sorÂted into two heaps. In theone heap were the corÂrecÂtions: the rail–ings, the dinÂner-hour, a carÂriage thatwould not have stood where the Authorhad stood it, a quoÂtaÂtion from thePsalms in the Bible words, which noclerÂgyÂman had ever read from a desk,
since the church reads them from thePrayer-Book. They were the marks ofa man who knew the front of a house.In the other heap were the things hehad let stand, and had marked onlywith a tick, or with true, or with noth–ing; and he obÂserved, with the deÂtach–ment of a man cataÂloguing someÂbodyelseâs libÂrary, that every one of themwas a thing seen from the back of thehouse: what a footÂman cost, and whata cook would bear, and how a house–keeper kept her book, and what it wasto sit out a dinÂner in a gown. TheAuthor had been let into every roomin Mount Street but the drawÂing-room,and had deÂscribed the drawÂing-roomfrom the stairs.
A houseÂkeeperâs son. He wrote iton a slip, and under it Oxford, witha query, and under that, beÂcause hewas honÂest in a marÂgin if nowhere else,posÂsibly a woman; and he looked atthe three lines for a while, and thenstruck out the third. A woman couldnot have kept it up for six months, atseven guineas, to the tenth of everymonth. Women did not write to thetenth of the month. They wrote whenthey were unÂhappy, and stopped whenthey were marÂried, and in either con–diÂtion they did not know what a foot–man cost; it was a thing they were keptfrom knowÂing, as they were kept fromthe area steps. He had the testiÂmonyof his aunt, who had kept house for
him for elÂeven years and had never inthat time named a sum under ten thou–sand pounds. The houseÂkeeperâs sonwas a betÂter anÂswer. It acÂcounÂted forthe stairs. He put the slip in the drawerwith the othÂers, and was pleased withit, as a man is pleased with a wronganÂswer that has cost him some trouble.
She went on the TuesÂday, beÂcauseTuesÂday was the day on which Mrs.LydÂiard went to Bread Street to seeabout the HindÂleysâ acÂcount, whichhad been seen about every TuesÂdayfor two years and would not be settledin ClemÂencyâs lifeÂtime; and beÂcausea woman who is going to walk twomiles westÂward through LonÂdon withno parÂcel had betÂter choose a day onwhich nobody will ask her where sheis going.
She had settled, in the night, how itwas to be done. One did not walk downMount Street. One walked through it,on the way to someÂwhere else, withthe air of a perÂson who had been sent;and the someÂwhere else was Gros–venor Square, beÂcause a woman in agrey gown turned once might be any–bodyâs govÂerness going anyÂwhere, solong as she did not stop. The wholeart, as ClemÂency unÂderÂstood it, lay innot stopÂping. She had been not stop–ping outÂside BalÂdockâs winÂdow on thefirst of every month for six months, andconÂsidered herÂself a proÂfiÂcient.
She stopped at AckerÂmannâs.
She had not meant to. It was onthe way, which was her exÂcuse, and itwas a winÂdow into which half LonÂdonlooked, which was her other exÂcuse,and she had crossed the Strand on pur–pose to be on its side of the street,which was no exÂcuse at all. There werethe new prints, and the drawÂing-books,and the little boxes of colÂours in theirrows, and a card with the price of acake of colÂour writÂten on it in a clerkâshand; and she stood and read the cardtwice, as she had read Mr. Wray twice,and found it as clever and as much tothe point. She knew to a penny whatshe had in her reticÂule, and to a pennywhat the week wanted of it, and thedifÂferÂence beÂtween the two sums wasexÂactly one cake of colÂour, or a littleover; it had been so for a month, andshe had not spent it, beÂcause to spend iton a colÂour would be to begin a picÂture,and she had begun enough of those.
Three doors along there was a hab–erÂdasherâs, with a ribÂbon in the win–dow of a blue that Lucy had been want–ing since the sumÂmer for a straw hatthat did not deÂserve it. ClemÂency wentin and bought a yard and a half ofit, and put the parÂcel in her reticÂule,where it took up the room of the cakeof colÂour preÂcisely; and came out, anddid not look again at AckerÂmannâs, andwalked on toÂward CharÂing Cross, andfound, with some surÂprise, that she
was not sorry. She would say nothÂingabout it. She would leave it on LucyâspilÂlow and let her think it had comefrom Kit, who would take the credit, ashe took the credit for most things, andin this case would deÂserve it rather lessthan usual.
It was a long way. She had neverwalked it. PicÂcaÂdilly she knew as faras the cirÂcuÂlatÂing libÂrary; beyÂond it thestreet went up, and the houses wentup with it, and the shops stopped, andthe paveÂment grew wider and empÂtierand cleaner, as though the dirt hadbeen told it was not wanted and hadgone away east. She turned up by thecorner that she had chosen from a mapin DunÂningâs shop, and came, by twoturnÂings that she had made in her heada hunÂdred times and never on her feet,into Mount Street.
It was not elÂegÂant.
She had known that it would not be;she had writÂten that it was not; shehad taken some pains, in the secondnumÂber, to make Mrs. MorÂtimer sayso. But she had not known how it wasnot. It was not elÂegÂant as Bread Streetwas not elÂegÂant: it had a pubÂlic-housein it, and a workÂhouse, and a smellof someÂthing being boiled, and a cart;and the houses were brown and nar–row and had the air of houses that werelet, and would be let again, to peoplewho had taken them beÂcause they werewithin a street of the Square and would
not be within a street of it long. Shewalked down it slowly, with no par–cel, and nobody asked her anyÂthing atall; and she thought, as she went, thatshe had been very nearly right abouteverything in it exÂcept its size, whichwas smalÂler, and its noise, which wasgreater, and its railÂings, which werenot at the kerb; and that she wouldnot have changed a senÂtence of the sixnumÂbers for havÂing seen it, and thatshe would not now, for any money,write the sevÂenth withÂout havÂing doneso.
Then she came out into the Square,and lost her nerve.
It was not the houses. She had ex–pecÂted the houses. It was the quiet.NothÂing in the Square was makÂinga noise: not the garden, which waslocked; not the carÂriages, which stoodwith their wheels muffled in strawwhere someÂbody was ill; not the ser–vants, who went along the areas underthe paveÂment as though the paveÂmentwere a roof; not the paveÂment itÂself,which was wide enough for four peopleand had nobody on it. She stood at thecorner with her hand on the railÂings ofa house, which were, as Kit had said,along the area, to keep her from fall–ing into the kitÂchen; and she unÂder–stood for the first time what Mr. Wrayhad meant, and that he had been kinderthan he knew. One could not deÂscribethis from the wrong side of the rail–
ings. One could not deÂscribe it fromthe right side either. It did not wantdeÂscribÂing. It wanted leavÂing alone,which was what it had, and what ithad been built for, and what nobody inBread Street or SalisÂbury Square hadever been able to afÂford.
She had meant to walk once roundand go home. She had got as far as thenorth side when a winÂdow went up, asa winÂdow had gone up over her head inthe Row the week beÂfore, exÂcept thatthis one went up under her feet, and avoice said: âYouâll be the young perÂsonabout the place.â
ClemÂency looked down into the areaof a house in GrosÂvenor Square, whichwas his, though she did not know it andthere was nothÂing on the house to sayso; and a woman in a cap looked up ather out of it, with her sleeves rolled,and the whole of her face arÂranged intothe quesÂtion of whether this one woulddo.
âI beg your parÂdon?â
âKitÂchen-maid. Youâll have comefrom the ofÂfice. Come down, then;youâll not get the place from the pave–ment.â
She went down. There were elÂevensteps, and the railÂings were at hershoulder all the way, and the kitÂchendoor stood open at the botÂtom of themwith the warmth comÂing out of it like abreath; and she did not, at any one ofthe elÂeven steps, say that she was not
come about the place, beÂcause at thefirst of them it had seemed rude to in–terÂrupt, and at the fifth it had seemedtoo late, and by the elÂevÂenth she haddisÂcovered that she did not want to.She was nobody. She had been nobodyin Bread Street and nobody in Salis–bury Square and nobody, with somecare, in PaterÂnoster Row; but she hadnever beÂfore been nobody in parÂticÂuÂlar,with a charÂacÂter to anÂswer for and aplace to be tried for, and a woman in acap who wished to know whether shecould scour.
She said that she could scour.
âAnd the fires?â
âAnd the fires.â
âYouâre very fine-spoken, for the of–fice.â The cook, if it was the cook,looked at her gown. âWhere were youlast?â
âWith a famÂily in the City,â saidClemÂency, who had been with one forsix-and-twenty years, âthat has sincegone down in the world.â
âThey mostly have, in the City.âThis was said withÂout malice, as onestates the cliÂmate. âYouâll not get aCity place here. It is a quiet house.The famÂilyâs in the north and the mas–ter dines alone, when he dines, whichis not every day, and never at six,whatever you may have been used to.Itâs fourÂteen guineas, and your tea andsugar, and youâll find it enough, forthereâs nothÂing to spend it on. The
last girl went beÂcause it was too quiet.Could you bear it quiet?â
âI have borne a great deal of noise,âsaid ClemÂency, âand I should like to trythe other.â
The woman in the cap laughed,which she had not exÂpecÂted to do, andwhich ClemÂency had not exÂpecÂted tomake her do.
âCan you read?â
âA little.â
âWrite?â
âEnough to sign for my wages.â
âFolÂlowÂers?â
âNone,â said ClemÂency.
âYouâll all say that.â
âI have said it for six-and-twentyyears, and it has been true the wholetime, which is more than most can sayof anyÂthing.â
The cook laughed again, and saidshe was a cool one, and that it wasno bad thing in a kitÂchen-maid, for thelast had cried; and for a quarter of anhour, in the warm, at the foot of the el–even steps, with her back to the coal-celÂlar and the Square going by over–head, she was asked everything thata lady could not have been asked andanswered everything that a lady couldnot have known, and was found sat–isÂfactÂory in all of it, and was told tocome again on FriÂday when Mr. Fen–wick would be at home, beÂcause noth–ing in that house was settled withÂoutMr. FenÂwick, and it was as well she
should know it from the start.
She did not say that she would comeon FriÂday. She did not say that shewould not. She stood at the foot of thesteps and looked, beÂcause she had leaveto look, at the only part of GrosÂvenorSquare that she was ever likely to seefrom the inÂside; and what she saw wasa strip of sky with railÂings across it,and the unÂderÂside of the paveÂment, anda round iron plate let into it wherethe coals went down, and, going pastabove her head at the level of her eyes,boots. Boots, and the wheels of a bar–row, and the hem of a gown, and moreboots. One did not see faces from thearea. One saw the whole of the fash–ionÂable world by its feet, and learned,in a quarter of an hour, more of whereit was going than it knew itÂself.
She went up the elÂeven steps withher hand on the railÂings, and along thenorth side, and out of the Square bythe way she had come, and did not run,and did not laugh aloud until she was inMount Street, where nobody minded.
Mr. KinÂross was at the Temple. Hehad been there since ten, with the doorshut, sortÂing his marÂgins into the frontof the house and the back; and at thehour at which a young perÂson wasbeing tried for the place in his kitÂchen,and found satÂisÂfactÂory, he was writÂinga houseÂkeeperâs son on a slip of papertwo miles off, and strikÂing out the linebelow it.
NothÂing came on the Monday, be–cause Mr. PelÂham, who had someÂthingbetÂter in hand, would not be hurÂried;and the someÂthing betÂter came homewith Kit on the Thursday, at six, in theform of news.
âThey have found the Warden,âsaid Kit, beÂfore he had his coat off.
ClemÂency, who was layÂing the clothbeÂcause Lucy was doing her hair, laida fork very exÂactly where it went.
âFound him where?â
âIn Crown Office Row.â Kit satdown to the fire with the air of aman who has carÂried a thing two hun–dred yards and proÂposes to be paidfor it. âItâs a Mr. DalÂgleish, a conÂvey–anÂcer, who has chamÂbers over Grice.PelÂham had it from Grice on Tues–day, and the whole Inn has it now;you canât cross the garden withÂoutbeing told. He takes the AlbeÂmarle andreads it at Dickâs to save the two shil–lings, and his clerk has seen him carryit home, which he never did beÂforethis year, and he dined in hall twicelast term with the RadÂcliffe that is abencher, who is no reÂlaÂtion to the Albe–marle Street one, which PelÂham saysis neither here nor there, and he hasbeen pink in the face since the first ofthe month. Itâs as plain as a pikestaff.PelÂham says there was never a doubtof it.â
âThere was never a doubt of it on
TuesÂday,â said ClemÂency. âThere wasno Mr. DalÂgleish on SatÂurday.â
âThere was alÂways a Mr. DalÂgleish.There was no ocÂcaÂsion to think ofhim.â
âWho is Mr. Grice?â
âGrice? Grice is the man he haschamÂbers over.â
âAnd how does Mr. Grice know?â
âLord, Clem, how does anyÂbodyknow anyÂthing? His laundress toldhim. She does DalÂgleishâs stairs. Shehad it from the clerk.â Kit stretched hisfeet to the fire. âIf you want a thingproved, you want a laundress. Theyknow who is at home. And Iâll tell youwhat else the garden knows, since youbegan it. I asked PelÂham on Monday,for you, who wrote the thing, and Pel–ham asked Grice, and Grice told thegarden; and the garden has it now thatthere is a lady in Fleet Street whoreads the Warden, which the Inn findsa betÂter joke than DalÂgleish. YouârefamÂous, Clem. You havenât a name, butyouâre famÂous.â
âI asked you who wrote it. I did notsay I read it.â
âYou asked who wrote it over thebreakÂfast things. Nobody asks thatabout a thing they donât read.â He waspleased with this; it was the kind ofinÂferÂence he adÂmired in PelÂham. âItâsgone round. Youâll not get it back.â
She knew that she would not. Shehad asked one quesÂtion, in the voice
in which she asked about the weather,and it had gone two hunÂdred yards intothe Temple and come out the other sideas a lady in Fleet Street; and she satwith the knowÂledge, which was new toher, of havÂing starÂted a thing that shecould not stop, and found that she didnot like it, and that it was, as near asmade no difÂferÂence, what she had beendoing to a man in AlbeÂmarle Streetsince the first of SepÂtemÂber.
ClemÂency finÂished the cloth. Sheknew that it was not Mr. DalÂgleish,as she knew the price of coals; it wasone of the things in her head thatshe did not have to look for. Theman who wrote the Warden did notread the AlbeÂmarle at Dickâs to savetwo shilÂlings. He owned it. He carÂriedthe Warden in it at twenty pounds amonth, which was two hunÂdred andforty pounds a year, which was morethan Kit and Mr. PelÂham toÂgether,and more than the house in SalisÂburySquare had cost her in rent since BreadStreet; and he had read her fourthnumÂber, and taken a senÂtence out of itand sent it back to her in the elÂevÂenth,and a man who did that did not dinein hall with a bencher to be noÂticed.He had no wish to be noÂticed. He hadbeen not noÂticed for elÂeven months,with the whole of LonÂdon lookÂing, andhad paid twenty pounds a month forthe privÂilege; and the Temple had nowgiven his book to a conÂveyÂanÂcer who
was pink in the face. She could not sayso. She could not say that she knewthe price of the Wardenâs siÂlence, orhow, or why she had been countÂing it;and she said inÂstead, âIs he a marÂriedman, Mr. DalÂgleish?â which was whather mother would have asked, and wasgiven to unÂderÂstand that he was not,and that he had four sisÂters in Perth,and that the thing was a settled fact.
Mrs. LydÂiard came in with the fish,and Lucy with her hair, and they satdown; and Kit, who had the floor anddid not mean to give it up, went onfrom the Warden to the MorÂtimerswith the ease of a man who has twoscanÂdals and one audiÂence.
âAnd thatâs not the whole of it. Pel–ham has the other one too. PelÂham hasmade a study of it.â He helped himÂself.âHe has seven reasÂons why the Authorof the MorÂtimers is a City man, andhe gave them me on the stairs, and Iâllgive them you.â
âMust you?â said ClemÂency.
âYou asked me on SatÂurday whowrote the Warden. You can hear whowrote the other. Firstly.â He held upa fork. âHe knows what everythingcosts. A genÂtleÂman doesnât know whatanyÂthing costs; he has a man to knowit for him. Secondly: he says the Man–chester trade, and never the cotÂtontrade, which is what the trade calls it–self and nobody else does. Thirdly: hehas never dined in GrosÂvenor Square,
which PelÂham says proves nothÂing,since neither has PelÂham, not since theyear elÂeven. Fourthlyâ ââ He stopped.âIâve lost the fourth. It was a good one.SomeÂthing about the Psalms.â
âHe quotes the Psalms out of theBible,â said ClemÂency, âas they areread at prayÂers in a countÂing-house,and not out of the Prayer-Book, as theyare read in church.â
Kit stared at her. âThatâs it. Howdid you come at it?â
âYou said it was about the Psalms.There is only one thing it could beabout.â She took some fish. âGo on.â
âFifthly,â said Kit, who had notquite reÂcovered, âhe dines at six him–self, or it would never have come intohis head. That oneâs mine. Sixthly:he gives the women all the senÂtencesabout money, which PelÂham says nogenÂtleÂman would do, beÂcause a genÂtle–manâs women donât talk about money.SevÂenthly: he is paid by the sheet, andhe writes to the end of the sheet ex–actly, every numÂber, like a man meas–urÂing calico.â
âHe is not paid by the sheet. Nobodyin the Row is paid by the sheet. Mr.BalÂdock pays by the sheet and a half,beÂcause that is what a numÂber is.â
âHow the devil do you know whatBalÂdock pays?â
âYou told us,â said ClemÂency. âInAugust. You said everyÂbody in theRow knew it.â
Kit had said it, or someÂthing nearenough to it that he could not be surehe had not; and he had the grace tolook put out, and the sense to reÂcoverby takÂing more fish. Lucy said that shedid not care who wrote the MorÂtimers,so long as they went on, beÂcause MissHarker had NumÂber Six and wouldnot give it up until Sunday. Mrs. Lyd–iard said nothÂing. She had the cuff ofKitâs other shirt, and was mendÂing itwith the air of a woman who does notlisten to the magaÂzines; and ClemÂency,who had arÂgued four of Mr. PelÂhamâsseven reasÂons withÂout once stopÂping toconÂsider which side of them she wason, found that she had beÂcome, in thecourse of a plate of fish, the acÂknow–ledged auÂthorÂity at that table on theAuthor of The MorÂtimers of MountStreet, and that she was beÂlieved ineverything she said beÂcause nobodypresent could imaÂgine that she had anymeans of knowÂing. It was a very com–fortÂable poÂsÂiÂtion. It was the most com–fortÂable poÂsÂiÂtion she had ocÂcuÂpied in amonth. She corÂrecÂted Kit twice morebeÂfore the cheese, on the numÂber of theMorÂtimersâ serÂvants and the quarter inwhich they had taken the house, andwas right both times, and was thanked.
âHe writes,â said Kit, sumÂming upfor Mr. PelÂham, âlike a man who hashad a bill to pay.â
âHe writes like a man who has paidit,â said ClemÂency, and was aware, as
she said it, that she had proÂnouncedupon the Authorâs sex for the first timein her life, aloud, at her own table; andthat it had cost her nothÂing, and thatshe had been glad to do it.
âIt is a woman,â said Mrs. LydÂiard.
She said it to the cuff. The tablelooked at her.
âMama!â
âI have said it beÂfore. Nobodylistens.â Mrs. LydÂiard drew her threadthrough. âThere is no man alive knowswhat it costs to turn a gown. It is inthe fourth numÂber. He knows to a shil–ling. It is a woman, and she has had todo it.â
Kit laughed. âA woman couldnâtkeep a thing up six months, Maâam.Not to the tenth of the month, notfor money. They keep nothÂing up sixmonths but a grievÂance.â
Lucy laughed, beÂcause Kit had.ClemÂency laughed too. It was the onlylaugh of hers at that table in a monththat cost her anyÂthing, and she paid it,and went on with the cheese; and hermother, who had not laughed, bit offher thread and said that she would sayno more about it, and did not look ather elder daughÂter at all, which waseither nothÂing or was a great deal, andClemÂency had no means of knowÂingwhich, and did not ask.
âWell, whoÂever he is,â said Kit,âheâs going up in the world. Heâs toleave BalÂdock. The Row has it from
BaldÂwinâs people that the MorÂtimersare beÂspoke for the new magaÂzine,the first numÂber, in JanuÂary, at tenguineas; and that the Author has beenapÂplied to, and has dined with them.â
âDined with them,â said ClemÂency.
âAt the Chapter, on TuesÂday. Atall man, the Rowâs man says, aboutforty, with a LanÂcaÂshire voice, whotalked of nothÂing all dinÂner but theprice of calico. Which bears out thesecond reason, youâll obÂserve.â Kit waspleased with this. âAnd the sevÂenth.â
âOn TuesÂday.â
âOn TuesÂday.â
ClemÂency had been, on TuesÂday, atthe foot of elÂeven steps in GrosÂvenorSquare, being asked whether she couldscour. She sat and conÂsidered the tallman with the LanÂcaÂshire voice, whohad dined at the Chapter in her nameand talked of calico. She found that shedid not reÂsent him. She found, whichsurÂprised her more, that she rather ad–mired him, as one adÂmires a thing welldone; for he was, in every point, theAuthor that Mr. PelÂham had built outof seven reasÂons and that her brotherhad just finÂished provÂing to her overthe fish, and he had had the wit togo and be him beÂfore anyÂbody elsethought of it. The town had wanteda ManÂchester man of forty, and hadgot one. It would alÂways get one. Shehad unÂderÂstood that evenÂing some–thing that Mr. BalÂdock, with thirty
years in the trade, could have told herin a senÂtence: that the Author of any–thing is not the perÂson who wrote it butthe perÂson the town has agreed upon,and that the town will dine him at theChapter whether he exÂists or not.
Kit, over the cheese, made a coupletupon it. He made couplets when he haddrunk his share, and this one came outwhole, as his couplets did, and was bet–ter than most:
He knows what every footÂman costs,
And what the dinÂners are;
He knows the whole of Mount Street,
But the way to GrosÂvenor Square.
He was so pleased with it that hesaid it twice; and he took it into theTemple on FriÂday, and said it to Griceon the stairs, and by SatÂurday noonit was going round the Inn as Mr.Wrayâs.
Lucy cleared. She was in and outwith the plates, and had not been at–tendÂing, or had seemed not to; and shestopped by ClemÂencyâs chair with thecheese-dish in her hands and said, inthe voice in which she said most things,which was the voice of a girl who hasbeen told she is pretty and has foundit a sufÂfiÂcient ocÂcuÂpaÂtion: âI could havetold him where the railÂings go. I felldown an area in FetÂter Lane when Iwas nine, and Papa said it was the rail–ingsâ fault for being where they were,and the man said that was where rail–
ings went, and they had words. I havenever forÂgot it. I have a mark.â
âYou never said so,â said ClemÂency.
âNobody asked me,â said Lucy, andwent out with the cheese.
She wrote the sevÂenth numÂber on theFriÂday, in the back room, by dayÂlight,in one sitÂting.
It was the kitÂchen-maidâs numÂber.It had to be; there was no other way,now, that she could write the house.Mr. MorÂtimer had lost his footÂman inthe fifth and his peace in the sixth, andin the sevÂenth the thing that happenedwas that nothÂing happened, and thata girl of fifÂteen, newly come from aregisÂter-ofÂfice with her charÂacÂter inher pocket, stood at the foot of the areasteps in Mount Street and looked up;and ClemÂency, who had never in sixnumÂbers been able to see the housefrom the inÂside, found that she couldsee the whole of it from below, downto the plate where the coals went in.She put in the plate. She put in theboots. She put in a cook who statedthe cliÂmate of the City withÂout malice,and a quarter of an hour in the warm,and fourÂteen guineas and the tea andsugar; and when she came to the car–riage, which in the fourth numÂber haddrawn up at the railÂings at the kerb,she drew it up where carÂriages drewup in that Square, at a step, with therailÂings beÂhind it along the area and
the kitÂchen-maid under them, and wenton withÂout reÂmarkÂing it, as a womanmends a cuff.
Then she wrote the senÂtence.
She had not planned it. It arÂrived,as the good ones did, in the middle ofa paraÂgraph about someÂthing else, andshe stopped and let it come:
There was one place in the house inMount Street from which the house couldbe seen, and it was the lowÂest, and itwas worth fourÂteen guineas a year: forthe famÂily had been set down at theirown door so many times that not one ofthem could have said within a yard wherethe railÂings stood; but the kitÂchen-maidspent her days below them, with nothÂingelse to look at, and knew the whole of thefashÂionÂable world by its boots.
She read it over. It was true. It wasthe first thing in seven numÂbers thatshe had known to be true beÂcause shehad stood in the place, and not beÂcauseshe had taken trouble; and she sat fora moÂment with the pen in her hand,and did a sum that she had not meantto do, and found that fourÂteen guineaswas two numÂbers of the MorÂtimers ex–actly, with nothÂing over, and that shehad thereÂfore been paid, that sumÂmer,for every pair of months, a kitÂchen-maidâs year. She did not know what tomake of this. She wrote it down on theback of the sheet, as she wrote downmost things she did not know what tomake of, and went on with the numÂber,
and finÂished it at four, when the lightwent, with the sevÂenth numÂber doneand two days in hand, which had neverhappened beÂfore either.
She took it to the Row on the Sat–urday, beÂcause the tenth was a Sundayand Mr. BalÂdock, who was a Whig,kept the SabÂbath as he kept everythingelse, on prinÂciple and under protest.
He had two letÂters for her. He hadthem on the desk in front of him,squared with its edge, and he had thelook of a man who has been wait–ing since breakÂfast to give someÂbodysomeÂthing and has not yet deÂcided inwhat order.
âThis one first,â he said, âbeÂcause itis the one I unÂderÂstand.â
It was a letÂter from Lord AshÂcombe.It was adÂdressed to Mr. BalÂdock, andit was three sides, in a large hand thatwent upÂhill, and it said, in the charÂac–ter of a man who had lived in Gros–venor Square for forty years and knewwhat he was talkÂing about, that theAuthor of the MorÂtimers was the firstwriter since RichardÂson who had un–derÂstood the Square; that the railÂingsin the fourth numÂber were set exÂactlywhere railÂings were set in the Square,which was at the kerb, as any resÂid–ent could testify; that Mr. Wray of theAlbeÂmarle, who had said othÂerÂwise,was a puppy and had never been askedanyÂwhere; and that his lordÂship had
taken the liberty of sendÂing to the Rowfor the six numÂbers, and had had themread to him, and had found the footÂmanthe finest thing since RichardÂson, andwished Mr. BalÂdock to tell the Authorso, and to tell him also that his lord–ship was his serÂvant and his adÂmirer,and would be glad to be alÂlowed to behis host.
âHe is wrong about the railÂings,âsaid ClemÂency.
âHe is a lord,â said Mr. BalÂdock.âHe is alÂlowed to be wrong about therailÂings. He is not alÂlowed to be wrongabout them in my magaÂzine, and I haveno inÂtenÂtion of printÂing him.â He tookoff his specÂtacles. âThe sevÂenth is inyour hand, I think. Have you menÂdedthem?â
âI have menÂded them.â
âThen they are menÂded, and hislordÂship may find it out for himÂself, ina month, from the paveÂment.â He heldout his hand for the numÂber, and shegave it him, and he weighed it withÂoutopenÂing it, as he alÂways did, as thoughit were sold by the pound. âFifÂteenpages. You are early. You are neverearly.â
âI had two days in hand.â
âNobody has two days in hand.â Heput it in the drawer. âNow the other.â
The other was not adÂdressed to Mr.BalÂdock. It was adÂdressed, in a clerkâsgood round hand, To the Author ofâThe MorÂtimers of Mount Streetâ, to
the care of Mr. BalÂdock, PaterÂnosterRow; and it was sealed, and Mr. Bal–dock had not broken the seal, andsaid so, and added that he had held itup to the winÂdow on Thursday nightand read it through the paper, whichwas not the same thing, and which hewould thank her not to menÂtion in theRow.
âIt is from the new people,â he said.âThe LonÂdon, they are to call it, as ifthere had never been one. BaldÂwinâsare findÂing the money and a genÂtle–man from the newsÂpaÂpers is to find therest, and they are lookÂing, I hear, for aman who knows the trade, which in theRow means a man who knows whateveryÂbody else is paid. They want youfor the first numÂber, in JanuÂary, at tenguineas, and they want to know yourname; and they are not the only oneswho want to know it, for the Row hasbeen in here twice since TuesÂday to askme whether it is true you have dinedwith them, and I have said that I couldnot unÂderÂtake to say, which has beentaken, I find, as meanÂing yes.â
âI was not at the Chapter on Tues–day.â
âI did not supÂpose you were. I sup–posed you were someÂwhere, and that itwas no busiÂness of mine.â He looked ather over the desk. âI will not keep youfrom ten guineas, Miss LydÂiard. I couldnot, if I would, and after my lease I amnot sure that I would. But I will tell you
what I told the Row, which is that I donot know the Authorâs name; and I willtell you what I did not tell the Row,which is that if I did, I do not thinkit would fetch ten guineas in JanuÂary,nor seven, nor five. They want a Man–chester man of forty. They have dinedone.â
She took the letÂter. She did not openit there. She had never had a letÂter ad–dressed to the Author beÂfore; nobodyhad, beÂcause the Author had not hada dirÂecÂtion until Thursday, when theRow gave him one by acÂclamÂaÂtion; andshe carÂried it home unÂopened, with hislordÂshipâs three sides folÂded inÂside it,down LudÂgate Hill and into SalisÂburyCourt and up the two pair of stairs, andput the two of them into the fusÂtianportÂfoÂlio under the bed, beÂtween Mr.MorÂtimer withÂout a face and Mrs. Mor–timerâs carÂriage at the railÂings at thekerb. It was where she kept the thingsshe could not finÂish. A dinÂner in Gros–venor Square, and ten guineas a num–ber, and a name: they went in with therest, and she tied the tapes.
She had let the railÂings stand cor–recÂted. She did not think about it.She had been a day writÂing the sev–enth numÂber and an afÂterÂnoon in Gros–venor Square, and she had put the rail–ings where they were beÂcause that waswhere they were; and if the one man inLonÂdon who had taken her side in printwas to find out in a month, from his
own paveÂment, that she had not takenhis, she was sorry for it, and wouldhave done it again. It is the conÂdiÂtionwhich in other people is called prin–ciple, and which Mrs. LydÂiard, had shebeen told of it, would have called tak–ing trouble.
The Inner Temple gave The LordWarden to Mr. DalÂgleish on the Tues–day, had settled it by the Thursday,and had deÂlivered it, with the title, bySatÂurday noon to everyÂbody in the Innbut the one man it conÂcerned.
Mr. KinÂross was the last to be told,beÂcause he spoke to nobody, and helearned of it from FigÂgis. He hadwalked in at the gate as he did everymornÂing, and FigÂgis the porter, whohad told him nothÂing in elÂeven yearsbut the weather, told him that they hadfound out who wrote that thing in theAlbeÂmarle, and it was Mr. DalÂgleish ofCrown Office Row, and would he creditit; and Mr. KinÂross said that he wouldnot, and walked on, and found that theInn had been furÂnished overnight, asa house is furÂnished for a sale, with asingle subÂject.
He folÂlowed it, as a man whohas eaten the dinÂners folÂlows a pointof law, to its source, which was alaundress; and found that on the evid–ence of a clerk, a bencher named Rad–cliffe who was no reÂlaÂtion to the pub–lisher named RadÂcliffe, which the Inn
did not hold against the reasÂonÂing,and the two shilÂlings a month thatDalÂgleish saved at Dickâs, the InnerTemple had conÂvicted a man of auÂthor–ship on the evidÂence of his thrift. Therewas no breakÂing it. It was not a goodarÂguÂment. It was a Temple arÂguÂment,and he had heard worse of them win.
Grice himÂself, met in the garden,imÂproved on it. âAnd then there isthe Row,â said Grice, who was a witwhen the courts were up and could nothelp it. âCrown Office Row, sir. Calledafter an ofÂfice which nobody in it couldnow have poinÂted to, and the onlychamÂbers in the Inn with the Crownin their dirÂecÂtion. The Lord Warden,you obÂserve. A Crown apÂpointÂment.The thing proves itÂself.â He was de–lighted. âThe beauty of it is that Dal–gleish is a conÂveyÂanÂcer. He has con–veyed nothÂing in his life but titles, andnow the Inn has conÂveyed one to himwithÂout a deed. I call it adÂverse pos–sesÂsion. He has sat on the Wardentwelve months withÂout obÂjecÂtion fromthe true owner, and by BlackÂstone it ishis.â
Mr. KinÂross, who had the deed, in adrawer in AlbeÂmarle Street, in a handthat Mr. RadÂcliffe had last seen at thefoot of a partÂnerÂship, said that it wasvery good, and that he must tell it tosomeÂbody; and went up to his cham–bers and shut the door, and sat down,and disÂcovered that what he felt was
not what he had exÂpecÂted to feel.
He had exÂpecÂted to be afÂfronÂted.He had been afÂfronÂted, for about thelength of the garden. A man does notspend elÂeven months and two hunÂdredand twenty pounds on a book, andwrite the best senÂtence of his life for itin the spring, and watch it carÂried offin OcÂtoÂber by a conÂveyÂanÂcer with foursisÂters in Perth, withÂout some senÂsa–tion; and the senÂsaÂtion was there, andwas sharp, and lasÂted as far as thestairÂcase. What sucÂceeded it was re–lief. It was so comÂplete, and so un–looked for, and so very far from cred–itÂable, that he sat and exÂamined it forsome time, as he would have exÂamineda clause he susÂpecÂted of being toogood. The town had read his book atlast, and talked of it, and given it away;and the man it had given it to was aman he had never spoken to, and neverneed; and the Warden was now, as faras the Inner Temple was conÂcerned, athing that had been settled, and settledwrong, and could be left alone. Nobodywould look furÂther. Nobody ever did,once a thing was settled; it was thewhole prinÂciple of the law, and he hadeaten the dinÂners. He was free of it. Hewas as free as a man is who has beenrobbed of a thing he could not have car–ried, and he did not like it in himÂself,and he found, on the SatÂurday, thatthere was nothÂing in the Temple thathe could do about it but go home.
There was a note on the hall table. Itwas from Lord AshÂcombe, and it wentupÂhill, and it said that AshÂcombe hadbeen kept in town by the buildÂers, whowere in at AshÂcombe and would be inat AshÂcombe until the Greek KalÂends,which he laid to the acÂcount of the Gov–ernÂment; that he was a neighÂbour, andsolÂitÂary, and dined on WedÂnesÂday; thathe had seÂcured, by a stroke of greatgood forÂtune, the comÂpany of a gen–tleÂman from the Temple whom Kin–ross would be glad to meet, since Kin–ross was a Temple man and a reader;and that he would not say more, be–cause it was not his secret, but KinÂrossmight take it that the Warden would beat the table. FenÂwick had put it underthe toast-rack, which was where Mr.KinÂross put letÂters he did not meanto anÂswer; and Mr. KinÂross took itout, and read it twice, and answeredit.
Lord AshÂcombeâs house was fourdoors along the north side, and he hadlived in it for forty years withÂout oncehavÂing ocÂcaÂsion to noÂtice the pave–ment, which was handed to him fromhis carÂriage in the form of a step andtaken away again when he had donewith it. He was a large, kind, floridman of sevÂenty, with a fine libÂrary inthe counÂtry that had been read for himby three genÂerÂaÂtions of chapÂlains, andan opinÂion on everything in it; and he
had never in his life been corÂrecÂted, be–cause there had never been anyÂbody athis table whose busiÂness it was.
There were four at it on the Wed–nesÂday: his lordÂship, Mr. TilÂlotÂson,who was the present chapÂlain and readto him in the evenÂings and had beentold what to think of the Warden andthought it; Mr. DalÂgleish of CrownOffice Row; and Mr. KinÂross, who wasplaced opÂposÂite Mr. DalÂgleish, and wasinÂtroÂduced to him beÂfore the soup asa neighÂbour and a Temple man and agreat reader of the AlbeÂmarle, and wasasked by his host, with a look, whetherhe had the least noÂtion whom he wassitÂting across from.
Mr. DalÂgleish was a small, neat,anxious man of five-and-forty, with astoop from the deeds and a Perth voicethat he had spent twenty years in Lon–don failÂing to lose; and he had beenpink, as the Inn said, since the firstof the month, and he was pink now.He said, beÂfore anyÂone could anÂswerfor him, that there had been a veryfoolÂish reÂport in the Temple which hewas sorry had reached his lordÂshipâsears, and that he was a conÂveyÂanÂcerand nothÂing else, and had never writ–ten a line in his life that was not onparchÂment.
âThere!â said Lord AshÂcombe.âThere, KinÂross. You see how it is. Hedenies it.â
âHe does,â said Mr. KinÂross.
âHe has denied it to me three timessince Monday. My dear sir, they alldeny it. Scott has never owned Waver–ley to a livÂing soul; they call himthe Great Unknown for it; when theRegent gave his health at CarltonHouse as the Author of it, he drank thetoast and said nothÂing, which wouldhang a man at the Old Bailey. Andyouâll reÂmemÂber the TrierÂmain busi–ness, when half EdinÂburgh had it thatErsÂkine wrote the thing, and Scott letthem think so, and wrote a preÂface tohelp them to it. They do it for sport. Itis the first mark of the thing. A manwho will own to a book has genÂerÂallywritÂten a poor one.â His lordÂship wasdeÂlighted with this, and said it againto Mr. TilÂlotÂson, who had heard it onMonday. âYouâll not get him to own it,KinÂross. I have given it up. But youmay take my word for it, and I haveread every numÂber from the first.â
Mr. KinÂross said: âSo have I.â
It was the one true thing he couldsay, and he said it with some care,and found that it passed, as true thingsgenÂerÂally do at dinÂner, withÂout any–body atÂtendÂing to it. Mr. DalÂgleishlooked at him across the table with akind of apÂpeal, as one honÂest man toanÂother, and Mr. KinÂross, who couldnot help him and had never beÂfore inhis life been unÂable to help a manby telling him the truth, looked athis soup. He reÂmembered the Trier–
main busiÂness. He reÂmembered, whichhis lordÂship did not, that ErsÂkine hadbeen asked first, and had agreed, andhad writÂten the preÂface himÂself; andit came to him that he had beÂcomethe Author of WaverÂley withÂout thetrouble of arÂranÂging it, with a conÂvey–anÂcer for his ErsÂkine, and that the onlydifÂferÂence beÂtween Scottâs case and hisown was conÂsent.
âDo you know his work?â said LordAshÂcombe.
âEvery word of it.â
âHah!â said his lordÂship, and thething was done, and Mr. DalÂgleishsank a shade pinker and gave him–self up. âAnd you, KinÂross? You neverwrote anyÂthing yourÂself, I think?â
âNothÂing with my name on it.â
âQuite right. Quite right. A genÂtle–man reads.â His lordÂship turned to thechapÂlain. âTilÂlotÂson, the buildÂers. TellMr. DalÂgleish about the buildÂers.â AndMr. TilÂlotÂson told Mr. DalÂgleish aboutthe buildÂers, who were in at AshÂcombe,and would be in at AshÂcombe until thespring, and had been got in by the Gov–ernÂment as surely as if Lord LiverÂpoolhad sent them down himÂself; and hislordÂship, who had heard it beÂfore, en–joyed it very much.
They had the siege. Mr. KinÂross hadknown that they would; a man doesnot go to dine with Lord AshÂcombeand esÂcape FroisÂsart. They had it withthe fish, and through the fish, and his
lordÂship did the Welsh, and Mr. TilÂlot–son, who had read the numÂber aloudon TuesÂday and knew it betÂter than itsauÂthor, supÂplied the Lady GwenÂllian;and Mr. DalÂgleish, who had begun byprotestÂing and had been overÂruled andhad now the air of a man who has de–cided that if he is to be hanged for abook he may as well read it, was ap–pealed to upon ShrewsÂbury.
âFor he passed it over,â saidhis lordÂship. âShrewsÂbury, DalÂgleish.Passed it clean over, in the tenth, theonly battle in the reign that one hasseen; and I say he was wrong, and Til–lotÂson says he was wrong, and Iâll notbeÂlieve you had not a reason.â
Mr. DalÂgleish said unÂhapÂpily that hesupÂposed the Author had thought it toowell known.
âWell known! It is not well known.Nobody knows it. TilÂlotÂson, when wasit?â
âThe sumÂmer of the year three, mylord.â
âThe two-and-twenÂtiÂeth of July,âsaid Mr. DalÂgleish, who had been atthe play, âas I have alÂways unÂderÂstood.And the Prince killed Percy with hisown hand, which the Author mighthave made a great deal of.â
âHe might,â said Lord AshÂcombe.âHe might inÂdeed. It is all in Frois–sart.â
Mr. KinÂross, who knew that it wasnot in FroisÂsart, since FroisÂsart had
laid down his pen three years beÂforethe battle; and who knew that the daywas the one-and-twenÂtiÂeth, since hehad spent a week of the spring withit; and who knew, as everyÂbody whohad been at the play knew and every–body who had read a chronÂicle did not,that nobody had ever found out whokilled Percy, who had put up his visorin the press and been struck in the faceby an arrow from nobody in parÂticÂu–lar, and that the Princeâs hand was apoetâs: Mr. KinÂross, who had never intwo-and-thirty years let a false thingstand that he could have set right, andhad not let one stand in SepÂtemÂberwhen it cost a young man the rail–ings, sat at Lord AshÂcombeâs tablewith the wrong date and the wronghand and the wrong chronÂicler goinground it with the fish, and looked atMr. DalÂgleish, who could not be cor–recÂted withÂout being conÂfessed, andsaid nothÂing at all.
He nodÂded. It was worse than say–ing it.
âYou see,â said his lordÂship, to thetable. âKinÂross agrees.â
They had the MorÂtimers with themutÂton. His lordÂship had disÂcoveredthem, it apÂpeared, in the last fortÂnight,by way of Mr. Wray, whom he did notread but whose vicÂtims he colÂlecÂted, onthe prinÂciple that a thing worth a paperin the AlbeÂmarle must be worth hav–ing; and he had sent to the Row for
the six numÂbers, and had had TilÂlot–son read them, and had beÂcome theirchamÂpion with the whole of the en–ergy that he had formerly given to theWarden, and gave to it still. He hadwritÂten to BalÂdock. He had the copy ofthe letÂter in his pocket, and TilÂlotÂsonread it, upÂhill, railÂings and RichardÂsonand all; and Mr. KinÂross heard his ownrailÂings, which he had given to LuÂciusWray over the port in August beÂcausethey were true, deÂclared by a peer offorty yearsâ standÂing in the Square tobe exÂactly wrong, and could not say so,beÂcause to say so was to say how heknew.
âThe man has eyes,â said his lord–ship. âThat is the whole of it. Wrayhas never been asked anyÂwhere, andthe Author has been asked every–where, and knows where things are.And he is to leave BalÂdock, I hear, forthe new thing in the Row, in JanuÂary,at ten guineas; and I have writÂten toBalÂdock to say that if he lets him go Ishall not take the LudÂgate in, which Inever have, and that he had betÂter lookto it. And I have asked the Author todine.â
âHas he answered?â said Mr. Kin–ross.
âHe has not. He is a modÂest man.They are all modÂest men.â His lordÂshiplooked at Mr. DalÂgleish with great af–fecÂtion. âBalÂdock canÂnot unÂderÂtake tosay who he is; it is a close thing, the
Row, closer than the Temple. I have itfrom TilÂlotÂson, who has it from some–where, that he is a ManÂchester manand has dined at the Chapter. Well,he shall dine here. And DalÂgleish shalldine here, and it shall be beÂfore Christ–mas, and I will have the two of them atone table, the only two writers in Lon–don worth the trouble, and Wray mayput that in his magaÂzine. What do yousay, KinÂross? Youâll make a fourth?â
Mr. KinÂross said that he would makea fourth.
He was sitÂting across from thewrong auÂthor of the one book, and hehad just been asked to meet the wrongauÂthor of the other, whom he had him–self, on a slip of paper in a drawer,made a houseÂkeeperâs son; and it cameto him, as the mutÂton went round, thatthe whole of litÂerÂary LonÂdon was atthat moÂment comÂposed of people whohad not writÂten anyÂthing being dinedby a man who had not read it, and thatit was, on the whole, the best dinÂner hehad eaten in a year.
âIt is a cold book, you know,â saidLord AshÂcombe, into a pause. âTheWarden. I have thought so from thefirst. It is a cold book writÂten by awarm man who has nobody to be warmto; one can alÂways tell. Now DalÂgleishhas four sisÂters.â He looked at Mr. Dal–gleish, and seemed for a moÂment to beon the edge of a disÂcovÂery. âIt canÂnotbe DalÂgleish,â he said; and passed the
port, and in passing it forÂgot what hehad said, and never found it again.
Mr. KinÂross, who had nobody to bewarm to and had been given to unÂder–stand as much by his aunt in a letÂterunder the toast-rack, drank his wine.
âAnd I will tell you anÂother thing,âsaid his lordÂship, who had been savÂingit. âIt is adÂmired where you would notlook for it. I have itâ ânever mind how Ihave it; TilÂlotÂson has it from his sisÂter,who has it from RusÂsell Square, whichis as good as the Cityâ âthat there isa lady in the City who has read thewhole of it, every numÂber, and thinksthe siege the finest thing since Frois–sart. Her own words, TilÂlotÂson?â
âThose were the words reÂporÂted tome, my lord.â
âSince FroisÂsart! A lady in the City!There, DalÂgleish; there is fame. Youare read in RusÂsell Square.â He wasmoved by it. âThe finest thing sinceFroisÂsart.â
Mr. KinÂross had been in the room inSepÂtemÂber when Lord AshÂcombe hadsaid those words of the siege to Mr.RadÂcliffe, withÂout havÂing read it; andhe heard them now come back roundthe whole of LonÂdon, by way of Mr.TilÂlotÂsonâs sisÂter, and be laid beÂforehim as the judgÂment of a lady in theCity. For the length of a swalÂlow hethought of the one reader he was sureof, who had taken a senÂtence out ofthe tenth numÂber as he had taken one
out of the fourth; and then he put thethought by, since that reader was ahouseÂkeeperâs son in a cofÂfee-house,and houseÂkeepÂersâ sons are not ladiesin the City. But it was a reader. It hadread every numÂber, and it had praisedthe siege, the one thing in the bookthat he had put in beÂcause RadÂcliffewanted inÂcidÂent, in Lord AshÂcombeâsown words; and the praise had beencarÂried, with the rest, to DalÂgleishâsdoor.
âDid she,â said Mr. KinÂross.
It was two words, and he heardthem as he said them, and it was thenearest he had come in two-and-thirtyyears to a joke against himÂself; andnobody at the table took it for one,which was as he wished.
âAlbeÂmarle Street,â said his lord–ship, sumÂming up, with the air of aman of the world, âhas a way of notputÂting names on things, this year. Onehears it of a poem. One hears it of theWarden. I dare say they know theirbusiÂness. But a man canÂnot be modÂestfor ever, DalÂgleish, and I give you tillChristÂmas.â
Mr. DalÂgleish said, for the fourthtime, that he was a conÂveyÂanÂcer.
âThere,â said Lord AshÂcombe. âYouhear him.â
He walked home. It was four doors,and he could have been carÂried; but hewalked, in the dark, along the north
side of the Square, and when he cameto his own house he did a thing that hehad not done in elÂeven years of livÂingin it, and that Lord AshÂcombe had notdone in forty: he stopped on the pave–ment, and looked at it.
The door was where he had left it.The step was where the step had al–ways been, and the lamp over the fan–light, which FenÂwick kept lit until hewas in; and to the left of the step, andto the right of it, at the paveÂmentâsedge, with the area fallÂing away be–hind them into the dark where the kit–chen was, were the railÂings. They werealong the area. They had been alongthe area since the house was built.They were not at the kerb, and neverhad been, and no carÂriage had everdrawn up at them, beÂcause a carÂriagedrew up at the step; and he had knownthis. He had known it well enough towrite it in a marÂgin in August with thebrevÂity of a man who had never had toexÂplain himÂself, and to tell it to LuÂciusWray over the port, and to let it standin print in SepÂtemÂber beÂcause it wastrue. He had not known it beÂcause hehad looked. He had known it as LordAshÂcombe knew FroisÂsart.
He stood for some time. A youngperÂson had stood at those railÂings onthe TuesÂday of the week beÂfore for aquarter of an hour, with her hand onthem, and gone down; but he did notknow that, and nobody had told him,
and the railÂings had nothÂing to say.
In the mornÂing he asked FenÂwick.
He asked it at breakÂfast, across theChronÂicle, in the tone in which heasked whether it was likely to rain, andFenÂwick, who had been elÂeven yearsin the house and had never once beenasked anyÂthing by its masÂter that hehad not already provided, reÂceived itwith the perÂfect stillÂness of a man whohas waited a long while for someÂthingand does not proÂpose to spoil it by look–ing surÂprised.
âIn the area, sir,â said FenÂwick.âAlong the whole front, at the pave–mentâs edge. They have been theresince the house was built, under theold lord. I unÂderÂstood it was genÂerÂallyknown.â
âIt is,â said Mr. KinÂross. âThankyou, FenÂwick.â
âThere was a young perÂson at themon the TuesÂday of last week, sir, asit hapÂpens, for some little time, aboutthe kitÂchen-maidâs place. Mrs. Prattthought her very suitÂable. She did notcome back.â
Mr. KinÂross said that he was sorryto hear it, and meant the kitÂchen-maid,and turned the ChronÂicle; and FenÂwickreÂmoved the toast-rack, under whichthere was nothÂing, and went out.
They tried CarÂlile at GuildÂhall for fourdays, from the TuesÂday, beÂfore theChief Justice and two speÂcial jurÂies,
for Paine first and for Palmer afterhim; and on the FriÂday the second juryfound him guilty, as the first had donethe day beÂfore, and the news was inFleet Street beÂfore the court had risen,beÂcause the Row had a man at thedoor.
It came down the street as suchnews did, not called but carÂried, fromone shop to the next, at the pace ofa man who has someÂthing to tell andhas not been paid to hurry: CarÂlilewas guilty, twice over; the AtÂtorÂney-GenÂeral had his verÂdicts; and everyprinter beÂtween Temple Bar and Lud–gate who had put anyÂthing into typesince August that he would not havecared to read aloud to a speÂcial jurywent in and shut his door, and read hislease. Mr. BalÂdock heard it at two, andsat for a while, and then went downinto his shop and sold a treatÂise uponthe dry rot to a clerÂgyÂman, beÂcause thetrade must be kept up.
ClemÂency heard it at six, from Kit,who had it from the Inn, where it hadarÂrived beÂfore dinÂner and been foundless inÂterÂestÂing than the Warden. Shewas mendÂing the tapes of the fusÂtianportÂfoÂlio, which had worn, and shewent on mendÂing them.
Mr. KinÂross heard it in the Temple,at his desk, with the door shut; and heheard it, as he had heard the rest of Oc–toÂber, from FigÂgis, who put his head inwithÂout knockÂing, which he had never
done, and said that they had found thatfelÂlow CarÂlile guilty, sir, and would hecredit it, and went away.
He had the thirÂteenth numÂber be–fore him. It was due in AlbeÂmarleStreet on the tenth of NoÂvemÂber, andhe had begun it that mornÂing, whichwas early, for him; and he had begunit, he found, difÂferÂently. He had takenthe Warden out of LudÂlow and put himon the road, in the wet, with a letÂterhe had not answered; and he had takenhim, for the first time in twelve num–bers, in at the back of a house inÂsteadof the front, and down a stair, andhad let him stand in a kitÂchen and belooked at by the people in it, who knewto a penny what he cost. He did notask himÂself why. He knew why, anddid not proÂpose to conÂsult the part ofhis mind that knew it. He wrote, thatafÂterÂnoon, with the news of GuildÂhallgoing down Fleet Street under his win–dow and the MichaelÂmas term a monthoff and the Inn settled in its opinÂion,as a man writes who has been givenaway and means to be worth the tak–ing back: so that whoÂever read the thir–teenth numÂber on the first of Decem–ber, in RusÂsell Square or the City ortwo pair of stairs up over a law-sta–tionerâs, should know at the first para–graph that it had not been writÂten byanyÂbody in Crown Office Row.
He did not know where it would beread. He knew that it would be read,
THE WIT OF MOUNT STREET;
or,
HER HEART IN NUMBERS.
(Continued from page 43.)
CHAPTER IV.
The Great Unknown.
âWho writes the Warden, Kit?â
She asked it on the SatÂurday, over the breakÂfast things, in the voice in which she asked him whether it was likely to rain; and Kit, who was readÂing the ChronÂicle against the cofÂfee-pot beÂcause Mr. PelÂham did not want it until ten, said that nobody knew, and that PelÂham said AlbeÂmarle Street kept it for reasÂons, and that if she wanted his opinÂion it was one of the RadÂcliffes, since nobody else would print it.
âI did not want your opinÂion. I wanted Mr. PelÂhamâs.â
âThen you shall have it on Monday, from Hare Court.â He turned the paper. âHere is a thing, though. There is to be a new magaÂzine in the Row after ChristÂmas. BaldÂwinâs are at the back of it, PelÂham says, and the first numÂber is to be out in JanuÂary, and they are buyÂing up everyÂbody. PelÂham had it at Dickâs. They have writÂten to half the writÂing men in LonÂdon, and they have writÂtenââ âhe found the place he wanted in the ChronÂicle, and lost inÂterest in his own senÂtenceâ ââto the Author of the MorÂtimers, through BalÂdock, and the Row says BalÂdock has not sent it on, beÂcause he has not the dirÂecÂtion. Nobody has the dirÂecÂtion. Pass the butÂter, Clem.â
ClemÂency passed the butÂter.
âHave they,â she said.
The Temple in the long vaÂcaÂtion is a place in which a ruÂmour has nothÂing to do but grow.
The courts do not sit. The benchÂers are in the counÂtry; the juÂniÂors who can afÂford it are on cirÂcuit, and the juÂniÂors who canÂnot are in their chamÂbers with the door shut, preÂtendÂing to be. The laundresses have the stairÂcases to themÂselves. A man may walk from the Inner Temple gate to the river at noon and meet nobody but a porter and a cat, and the porter will tell him anyÂthing he likes, beÂcause nothÂing has
happened since July and the porter is in want of conÂverÂsaÂtion. It was in this hush, in the first week of OcÂtoÂber, beÂtween the MichaelÂmas rents and the MichaelÂmas term, which did not begin until NoÂvemÂber and had nothÂing to do with MichaelÂmas but the name, that the Inner Temple made up its mind who wrote The Lord Warden.
Mr. KinÂross, who had walked there every day for a month, was not conÂsulÂted.
He was in his chamÂbers, with the door shut, not preÂtendÂing to be anyÂthing. He had brought with him the six numÂbers of the MorÂtimers and the elÂeven numÂbers of the Warden, and a penÂcil, and the inÂtenÂtion of readÂing the two of them through toÂgether, in order, as one reads two sides of a corÂresÂpondÂence when one has begun to susÂpect that the other side has been readÂing it more careÂfully than oneÂself. He had done this on the Monday, and again on the TuesÂday, and by the TuesÂday afÂterÂnoon he had begun to sort his own marÂgins, which was a thing he had never done, beÂcause he had never beÂfore had marÂgins worth sortÂing.
They sorÂted into two heaps. In the one heap were the corÂrecÂtions: the railÂings, the dinÂner-hour, a carÂriage that would not have stood where the Author had stood it, a quoÂtaÂtion from the Psalms in the Bible words, which no clerÂgyÂman had ever read from a desk, since the church reads them from the Prayer-Book. They were the marks of a man who knew the front of a house. In the other heap were the things he had let stand, and had marked only with a tick, or with true, or with nothÂing; and he obÂserved, with the deÂtachÂment of a man cataÂloguing someÂbody elseâs libÂrary, that every one of them was a thing seen from the back of the house: what a footÂman cost, and what a cook would bear, and how a houseÂkeeper kept her book, and what it was to sit out a dinÂner in a gown. The Author had been let into every room in Mount Street but the drawÂing-room, and had deÂscribed the drawÂing-room from the stairs.
A houseÂkeeperâs son. He wrote it on a slip, and under it Oxford, with a query, and under that, beÂcause he was honÂest in a marÂgin if nowhere else, posÂsibly a woman; and he looked at the three lines for a while, and then struck out the third. A woman could not have kept it up for six months, at seven guineas, to the tenth of every month. Women did not write to the tenth of the month. They wrote when they were unÂhappy, and stopped when they were marÂried, and in either conÂdiÂtion they did not know what a footÂman cost; it was a thing they were kept from knowÂing, as they were kept from the area steps. He had the testiÂmony of his aunt, who had kept house for
him for elÂeven years and had never in that time named a sum under ten thouÂsand pounds. The houseÂkeeperâs son was a betÂter anÂswer. It acÂcounÂted for the stairs. He put the slip in the drawer with the othÂers, and was pleased with it, as a man is pleased with a wrong anÂswer that has cost him some trouble.
She went on the TuesÂday, beÂcause TuesÂday was the day on which Mrs. LydÂiard went to Bread Street to see about the HindÂleysâ acÂcount, which had been seen about every TuesÂday for two years and would not be settled in ClemÂencyâs lifeÂtime; and beÂcause a woman who is going to walk two miles westÂward through LonÂdon with no parÂcel had betÂter choose a day on which nobody will ask her where she is going.
She had settled, in the night, how it was to be done. One did not walk down Mount Street. One walked through it, on the way to someÂwhere else, with the air of a perÂson who had been sent; and the someÂwhere else was GrosÂvenor Square, beÂcause a woman in a grey gown turned once might be anyÂbodyâs govÂerness going anyÂwhere, so long as she did not stop. The whole art, as ClemÂency unÂderÂstood it, lay in not stopÂping. She had been not stopÂping outÂside BalÂdockâs winÂdow on the first of every month for six months, and conÂsidered herÂself a proÂfiÂcient.
She stopped at AckerÂmannâs.
She had not meant to. It was on the way, which was her exÂcuse, and it was a winÂdow into which half LonÂdon looked, which was her other exÂcuse, and she had crossed the Strand on purÂpose to be on its side of the street, which was no exÂcuse at all. There were the new prints, and the drawÂing-books, and the little boxes of colÂours in their rows, and a card with the price of a cake of colÂour writÂten on it in a clerkâs hand; and she stood and read the card twice, as she had read Mr. Wray twice, and found it as clever and as much to the point. She knew to a penny what she had in her reticÂule, and to a penny what the week wanted of it, and the difÂferÂence beÂtween the two sums was exÂactly one cake of colÂour, or a little over; it had been so for a month, and she had not spent it, beÂcause to spend it on a colÂour would be to begin a picÂture, and she had begun enough of those.
Three doors along there was a habÂerÂdasherâs, with a ribÂbon in the winÂdow of a blue that Lucy had been wantÂing since the sumÂmer for a straw hat that did not deÂserve it. ClemÂency went in and bought a yard and a half of it, and put the parÂcel in her reticÂule, where it took up the room of the cake of colÂour preÂcisely; and came out, and did not look again at AckerÂmannâs, and walked on toÂward CharÂing Cross, and found, with some surÂprise, that she
was not sorry. She would say nothÂing about it. She would leave it on Lucyâs pilÂlow and let her think it had come from Kit, who would take the credit, as he took the credit for most things, and in this case would deÂserve it rather less than usual.
It was a long way. She had never walked it. PicÂcaÂdilly she knew as far as the cirÂcuÂlatÂing libÂrary; beyÂond it the street went up, and the houses went up with it, and the shops stopped, and the paveÂment grew wider and empÂtier and cleaner, as though the dirt had been told it was not wanted and had gone away east. She turned up by the corner that she had chosen from a map in DunÂningâs shop, and came, by two turnÂings that she had made in her head a hunÂdred times and never on her feet, into Mount Street.
It was not elÂegÂant.
She had known that it would not be; she had writÂten that it was not; she had taken some pains, in the second numÂber, to make Mrs. MorÂtimer say so. But she had not known how it was not. It was not elÂegÂant as Bread Street was not elÂegÂant: it had a pubÂlic-house in it, and a workÂhouse, and a smell of someÂthing being boiled, and a cart; and the houses were brown and narÂrow and had the air of houses that were let, and would be let again, to people who had taken them beÂcause they were within a street of the Square and would not be within a street of it long. She walked down it slowly, with no parÂcel, and nobody asked her anyÂthing at all; and she thought, as she went, that she had been very nearly right about everything in it exÂcept its size, which was smalÂler, and its noise, which was greater, and its railÂings, which were not at the kerb; and that she would not have changed a senÂtence of the six numÂbers for havÂing seen it, and that she would not now, for any money, write the sevÂenth withÂout havÂing done so.
Then she came out into the Square, and lost her nerve.
It was not the houses. She had exÂpecÂted the houses. It was the quiet. NothÂing in the Square was makÂing a noise: not the garden, which was locked; not the carÂriages, which stood with their wheels muffled in straw where someÂbody was ill; not the serÂvants, who went along the areas under the paveÂment as though the paveÂment were a roof; not the paveÂment itÂself, which was wide enough for four people and had nobody on it. She stood at the corner with her hand on the railÂings of a house, which were, as Kit had said, along the area, to keep her from fallÂing into the kitÂchen; and she unÂderÂstood for the first time what Mr. Wray had meant, and that he had been kinder than he knew. One could not deÂscribe this from the wrong side of the railÂ
Âings. One could not deÂscribe it from the right side either. It did not want deÂscribÂing. It wanted leavÂing alone, which was what it had, and what it had been built for, and what nobody in Bread Street or SalisÂbury Square had ever been able to afÂford.
She had meant to walk once round and go home. She had got as far as the north side when a winÂdow went up, as a winÂdow had gone up over her head in the Row the week beÂfore, exÂcept that this one went up under her feet, and a voice said: âYouâll be the young perÂson about the place.â
ClemÂency looked down into the area of a house in GrosÂvenor Square, which was his, though she did not know it and there was nothÂing on the house to say so; and a woman in a cap looked up at her out of it, with her sleeves rolled, and the whole of her face arÂranged into the quesÂtion of whether this one would do.
âI beg your parÂdon?â
âKitÂchen-maid. Youâll have come from the ofÂfice. Come down, then; youâll not get the place from the paveÂment.â
She went down. There were elÂeven steps, and the railÂings were at her shoulder all the way, and the kitÂchen door stood open at the botÂtom of them with the warmth comÂing out of it like a breath; and she did not, at any one of the elÂeven steps, say that she was not come about the place, beÂcause at the first of them it had seemed rude to inÂterÂrupt, and at the fifth it had seemed too late, and by the elÂevÂenth she had disÂcovered that she did not want to. She was nobody. She had been nobody in Bread Street and nobody in SalisÂbury Square and nobody, with some care, in PaterÂnoster Row; but she had never beÂfore been nobody in parÂticÂuÂlar, with a charÂacÂter to anÂswer for and a place to be tried for, and a woman in a cap who wished to know whether she could scour.
She said that she could scour.
âAnd the fires?â
âAnd the fires.â
âYouâre very fine-spoken, for the ofÂfice.â The cook, if it was the cook, looked at her gown. âWhere were you last?â
âWith a famÂily in the City,â said ClemÂency, who had been with one for six-and-twenty years, âthat has since gone down in the world.â
âThey mostly have, in the City.â This was said withÂout malice, as one states the cliÂmate. âYouâll not get a City place here. It is a quiet house. The famÂilyâs in the north and the masÂter dines alone, when he dines, which is not every day, and never at six, whatever you may have been used to. Itâs fourÂteen guineas, and your tea and sugar, and youâll find it enough, for thereâs nothÂing to spend it on. The
last girl went beÂcause it was too quiet. Could you bear it quiet?â
âI have borne a great deal of noise,â said ClemÂency, âand I should like to try the other.â
The woman in the cap laughed, which she had not exÂpecÂted to do, and which ClemÂency had not exÂpecÂted to make her do.
âCan you read?â
âA little.â
âWrite?â
âEnough to sign for my wages.â
âFolÂlowÂers?â
âNone,â said ClemÂency.
âYouâll all say that.â
âI have said it for six-and-twenty years, and it has been true the whole time, which is more than most can say of anyÂthing.â
The cook laughed again, and said she was a cool one, and that it was no bad thing in a kitÂchen-maid, for the last had cried; and for a quarter of an hour, in the warm, at the foot of the elÂeven steps, with her back to the coal-celÂlar and the Square going by overÂhead, she was asked everything that a lady could not have been asked and answered everything that a lady could not have known, and was found satÂisÂfactÂory in all of it, and was told to come again on FriÂday when Mr. FenÂwick would be at home, beÂcause nothÂing in that house was settled withÂout Mr. FenÂwick, and it was as well she should know it from the start.
She did not say that she would come on FriÂday. She did not say that she would not. She stood at the foot of the steps and looked, beÂcause she had leave to look, at the only part of GrosÂvenor Square that she was ever likely to see from the inÂside; and what she saw was a strip of sky with railÂings across it, and the unÂderÂside of the paveÂment, and a round iron plate let into it where the coals went down, and, going past above her head at the level of her eyes, boots. Boots, and the wheels of a barÂrow, and the hem of a gown, and more boots. One did not see faces from the area. One saw the whole of the fashÂionÂable world by its feet, and learned, in a quarter of an hour, more of where it was going than it knew itÂself.
She went up the elÂeven steps with her hand on the railÂings, and along the north side, and out of the Square by the way she had come, and did not run, and did not laugh aloud until she was in Mount Street, where nobody minded.
Mr. KinÂross was at the Temple. He had been there since ten, with the door shut, sortÂing his marÂgins into the front of the house and the back; and at the hour at which a young perÂson was being tried for the place in his kitÂchen, and found satÂisÂfactÂory, he was writÂing a houseÂkeeperâs son on a slip of paper two miles off, and strikÂing out the line below it.
NothÂing came on the Monday, beÂcause Mr. PelÂham, who had someÂthing betÂter in hand, would not be hurÂried; and the someÂthing betÂter came home with Kit on the Thursday, at six, in the form of news.
âThey have found the Warden,â said Kit, beÂfore he had his coat off.
ClemÂency, who was layÂing the cloth beÂcause Lucy was doing her hair, laid a fork very exÂactly where it went.
âFound him where?â
âIn Crown Office Row.â Kit sat down to the fire with the air of a man who has carÂried a thing two hunÂdred yards and proÂposes to be paid for it. âItâs a Mr. DalÂgleish, a conÂveyÂanÂcer, who has chamÂbers over Grice. PelÂham had it from Grice on TuesÂday, and the whole Inn has it now; you canât cross the garden withÂout being told. He takes the AlbeÂmarle and reads it at Dickâs to save the two shilÂlings, and his clerk has seen him carry it home, which he never did beÂfore this year, and he dined in hall twice last term with the RadÂcliffe that is a bencher, who is no reÂlaÂtion to the AlbeÂmarle Street one, which PelÂham says is neither here nor there, and he has been pink in the face since the first of the month. Itâs as plain as a pikestaff. PelÂham says there was never a doubt of it.â
âThere was never a doubt of it on TuesÂday,â said ClemÂency. âThere was no Mr. DalÂgleish on SatÂurday.â
âThere was alÂways a Mr. DalÂgleish. There was no ocÂcaÂsion to think of him.â
âWho is Mr. Grice?â
âGrice? Grice is the man he has chamÂbers over.â
âAnd how does Mr. Grice know?â
âLord, Clem, how does anyÂbody know anyÂthing? His laundress told him. She does DalÂgleishâs stairs. She had it from the clerk.â Kit stretched his feet to the fire. âIf you want a thing proved, you want a laundress. They know who is at home. And Iâll tell you what else the garden knows, since you began it. I asked PelÂham on Monday, for you, who wrote the thing, and PelÂham asked Grice, and Grice told the garden; and the garden has it now that there is a lady in Fleet Street who reads the Warden, which the Inn finds a betÂter joke than DalÂgleish. Youâre famÂous, Clem. You havenât a name, but youâre famÂous.â
âI asked you who wrote it. I did not say I read it.â
âYou asked who wrote it over the breakÂfast things. Nobody asks that about a thing they donât read.â He was pleased with this; it was the kind of inÂferÂence he adÂmired in PelÂham. âItâs gone round. Youâll not get it back.â
She knew that she would not. She had asked one quesÂtion, in the voice
in which she asked about the weather, and it had gone two hunÂdred yards into the Temple and come out the other side as a lady in Fleet Street; and she sat with the knowÂledge, which was new to her, of havÂing starÂted a thing that she could not stop, and found that she did not like it, and that it was, as near as made no difÂferÂence, what she had been doing to a man in AlbeÂmarle Street since the first of SepÂtemÂber.
ClemÂency finÂished the cloth. She knew that it was not Mr. DalÂgleish, as she knew the price of coals; it was one of the things in her head that she did not have to look for. The man who wrote the Warden did not read the AlbeÂmarle at Dickâs to save two shilÂlings. He owned it. He carÂried the Warden in it at twenty pounds a month, which was two hunÂdred and forty pounds a year, which was more than Kit and Mr. PelÂham toÂgether, and more than the house in SalisÂbury Square had cost her in rent since Bread Street; and he had read her fourth numÂber, and taken a senÂtence out of it and sent it back to her in the elÂevÂenth, and a man who did that did not dine in hall with a bencher to be noÂticed. He had no wish to be noÂticed. He had been not noÂticed for elÂeven months, with the whole of LonÂdon lookÂing, and had paid twenty pounds a month for the privÂilege; and the Temple had now given his book to a conÂveyÂanÂcer who was pink in the face. She could not say so. She could not say that she knew the price of the Wardenâs siÂlence, or how, or why she had been countÂing it; and she said inÂstead, âIs he a marÂried man, Mr. DalÂgleish?â which was what her mother would have asked, and was given to unÂderÂstand that he was not, and that he had four sisÂters in Perth, and that the thing was a settled fact.
Mrs. LydÂiard came in with the fish, and Lucy with her hair, and they sat down; and Kit, who had the floor and did not mean to give it up, went on from the Warden to the MorÂtimers with the ease of a man who has two scanÂdals and one audiÂence.
âAnd thatâs not the whole of it. PelÂham has the other one too. PelÂham has made a study of it.â He helped himÂself. âHe has seven reasÂons why the Author of the MorÂtimers is a City man, and he gave them me on the stairs, and Iâll give them you.â
âMust you?â said ClemÂency.
âYou asked me on SatÂurday who wrote the Warden. You can hear who wrote the other. Firstly.â He held up a fork. âHe knows what everything costs. A genÂtleÂman doesnât know what anyÂthing costs; he has a man to know it for him. Secondly: he says the ManÂchester trade, and never the cotÂton trade, which is what the trade calls itÂself and nobody else does. Thirdly: he has never dined in GrosÂvenor Square,
which PelÂham says proves nothÂing, since neither has PelÂham, not since the year elÂeven. Fourthlyâ ââ He stopped. âIâve lost the fourth. It was a good one. SomeÂthing about the Psalms.â
âHe quotes the Psalms out of the Bible,â said ClemÂency, âas they are read at prayÂers in a countÂing-house, and not out of the Prayer-Book, as they are read in church.â
Kit stared at her. âThatâs it. How did you come at it?â
âYou said it was about the Psalms. There is only one thing it could be about.â She took some fish. âGo on.â
âFifthly,â said Kit, who had not quite reÂcovered, âhe dines at six himÂself, or it would never have come into his head. That oneâs mine. Sixthly: he gives the women all the senÂtences about money, which PelÂham says no genÂtleÂman would do, beÂcause a genÂtleÂmanâs women donât talk about money. SevÂenthly: he is paid by the sheet, and he writes to the end of the sheet exÂactly, every numÂber, like a man measÂurÂing calico.â
âHe is not paid by the sheet. Nobody in the Row is paid by the sheet. Mr. BalÂdock pays by the sheet and a half, beÂcause that is what a numÂber is.â
âHow the devil do you know what BalÂdock pays?â
âYou told us,â said ClemÂency. âIn August. You said everyÂbody in the Row knew it.â
Kit had said it, or someÂthing near enough to it that he could not be sure he had not; and he had the grace to look put out, and the sense to reÂcover by takÂing more fish. Lucy said that she did not care who wrote the MorÂtimers, so long as they went on, beÂcause Miss Harker had NumÂber Six and would not give it up until Sunday. Mrs. LydÂiard said nothÂing. She had the cuff of Kitâs other shirt, and was mendÂing it with the air of a woman who does not listen to the magaÂzines; and ClemÂency, who had arÂgued four of Mr. PelÂhamâs seven reasÂons withÂout once stopÂping to conÂsider which side of them she was on, found that she had beÂcome, in the course of a plate of fish, the acÂknowÂledged auÂthorÂity at that table on the Author of The MorÂtimers of Mount Street, and that she was beÂlieved in everything she said beÂcause nobody present could imaÂgine that she had any means of knowÂing. It was a very comÂfortÂable poÂsÂiÂtion. It was the most comÂfortÂable poÂsÂiÂtion she had ocÂcuÂpied in a month. She corÂrecÂted Kit twice more beÂfore the cheese, on the numÂber of the MorÂtimersâ serÂvants and the quarter in which they had taken the house, and was right both times, and was thanked.
âHe writes,â said Kit, sumÂming up for Mr. PelÂham, âlike a man who has had a bill to pay.â
âHe writes like a man who has paid it,â said ClemÂency, and was aware, as
she said it, that she had proÂnounced upon the Authorâs sex for the first time in her life, aloud, at her own table; and that it had cost her nothÂing, and that she had been glad to do it.
âIt is a woman,â said Mrs. LydÂiard.
She said it to the cuff. The table looked at her.
âMama!â
âI have said it beÂfore. Nobody listens.â Mrs. LydÂiard drew her thread through. âThere is no man alive knows what it costs to turn a gown. It is in the fourth numÂber. He knows to a shilÂling. It is a woman, and she has had to do it.â
Kit laughed. âA woman couldnât keep a thing up six months, Maâam. Not to the tenth of the month, not for money. They keep nothÂing up six months but a grievÂance.â
Lucy laughed, beÂcause Kit had. ClemÂency laughed too. It was the only laugh of hers at that table in a month that cost her anyÂthing, and she paid it, and went on with the cheese; and her mother, who had not laughed, bit off her thread and said that she would say no more about it, and did not look at her elder daughÂter at all, which was either nothÂing or was a great deal, and ClemÂency had no means of knowÂing which, and did not ask.
âWell, whoÂever he is,â said Kit, âheâs going up in the world. Heâs to leave BalÂdock. The Row has it from BaldÂwinâs people that the MorÂtimers are beÂspoke for the new magaÂzine, the first numÂber, in JanuÂary, at ten guineas; and that the Author has been apÂplied to, and has dined with them.â
âDined with them,â said ClemÂency.
âAt the Chapter, on TuesÂday. A tall man, the Rowâs man says, about forty, with a LanÂcaÂshire voice, who talked of nothÂing all dinÂner but the price of calico. Which bears out the second reason, youâll obÂserve.â Kit was pleased with this. âAnd the sevÂenth.â
âOn TuesÂday.â
âOn TuesÂday.â
ClemÂency had been, on TuesÂday, at the foot of elÂeven steps in GrosÂvenor Square, being asked whether she could scour. She sat and conÂsidered the tall man with the LanÂcaÂshire voice, who had dined at the Chapter in her name and talked of calico. She found that she did not reÂsent him. She found, which surÂprised her more, that she rather adÂmired him, as one adÂmires a thing well done; for he was, in every point, the Author that Mr. PelÂham had built out of seven reasÂons and that her brother had just finÂished provÂing to her over the fish, and he had had the wit to go and be him beÂfore anyÂbody else thought of it. The town had wanted a ManÂchester man of forty, and had got one. It would alÂways get one. She had unÂderÂstood that evenÂing someÂthing that Mr. BalÂdock, with thirty
years in the trade, could have told her in a senÂtence: that the Author of anyÂthing is not the perÂson who wrote it but the perÂson the town has agreed upon, and that the town will dine him at the Chapter whether he exÂists or not.
Kit, over the cheese, made a couplet upon it. He made couplets when he had drunk his share, and this one came out whole, as his couplets did, and was betÂter than most:
He knows what every footÂman costs,
And what the dinÂners are;
He knows the whole of Mount Street,
But the way to GrosÂvenor Square.
He was so pleased with it that he said it twice; and he took it into the Temple on FriÂday, and said it to Grice on the stairs, and by SatÂurday noon it was going round the Inn as Mr. Wrayâs.
Lucy cleared. She was in and out with the plates, and had not been atÂtendÂing, or had seemed not to; and she stopped by ClemÂencyâs chair with the cheese-dish in her hands and said, in the voice in which she said most things, which was the voice of a girl who has been told she is pretty and has found it a sufÂfiÂcient ocÂcuÂpaÂtion: âI could have told him where the railÂings go. I fell down an area in FetÂter Lane when I was nine, and Papa said it was the railÂingsâ fault for being where they were, and the man said that was where railÂings went, and they had words. I have never forÂgot it. I have a mark.â
âYou never said so,â said ClemÂency.
âNobody asked me,â said Lucy, and went out with the cheese.
She wrote the sevÂenth numÂber on the FriÂday, in the back room, by dayÂlight, in one sitÂting.
It was the kitÂchen-maidâs numÂber. It had to be; there was no other way, now, that she could write the house. Mr. MorÂtimer had lost his footÂman in the fifth and his peace in the sixth, and in the sevÂenth the thing that happened was that nothÂing happened, and that a girl of fifÂteen, newly come from a regisÂter-ofÂfice with her charÂacÂter in her pocket, stood at the foot of the area steps in Mount Street and looked up; and ClemÂency, who had never in six numÂbers been able to see the house from the inÂside, found that she could see the whole of it from below, down to the plate where the coals went in. She put in the plate. She put in the boots. She put in a cook who stated the cliÂmate of the City withÂout malice, and a quarter of an hour in the warm, and fourÂteen guineas and the tea and sugar; and when she came to the carÂriage, which in the fourth numÂber had drawn up at the railÂings at the kerb, she drew it up where carÂriages drew up in that Square, at a step, with the railÂings beÂhind it along the area and
the kitÂchen-maid under them, and went on withÂout reÂmarkÂing it, as a woman mends a cuff.
Then she wrote the senÂtence.
She had not planned it. It arÂrived, as the good ones did, in the middle of a paraÂgraph about someÂthing else, and she stopped and let it come:
There was one place in the house in Mount Street from which the house could be seen, and it was the lowÂest, and it was worth fourÂteen guineas a year: for the famÂily had been set down at their own door so many times that not one of them could have said within a yard where the railÂings stood; but the kitÂchen-maid spent her days below them, with nothÂing else to look at, and knew the whole of the fashÂionÂable world by its boots.
She read it over. It was true. It was the first thing in seven numÂbers that she had known to be true beÂcause she had stood in the place, and not beÂcause she had taken trouble; and she sat for a moÂment with the pen in her hand, and did a sum that she had not meant to do, and found that fourÂteen guineas was two numÂbers of the MorÂtimers exÂactly, with nothÂing over, and that she had thereÂfore been paid, that sumÂmer, for every pair of months, a kitÂchen-maidâs year. She did not know what to make of this. She wrote it down on the back of the sheet, as she wrote down most things she did not know what to make of, and went on with the numÂber, and finÂished it at four, when the light went, with the sevÂenth numÂber done and two days in hand, which had never happened beÂfore either.
She took it to the Row on the SatÂurday, beÂcause the tenth was a Sunday and Mr. BalÂdock, who was a Whig, kept the SabÂbath as he kept everything else, on prinÂciple and under protest.
He had two letÂters for her. He had them on the desk in front of him, squared with its edge, and he had the look of a man who has been waitÂing since breakÂfast to give someÂbody someÂthing and has not yet deÂcided in what order.
âThis one first,â he said, âbeÂcause it is the one I unÂderÂstand.â
It was a letÂter from Lord AshÂcombe. It was adÂdressed to Mr. BalÂdock, and it was three sides, in a large hand that went upÂhill, and it said, in the charÂacÂter of a man who had lived in GrosÂvenor Square for forty years and knew what he was talkÂing about, that the Author of the MorÂtimers was the first writer since RichardÂson who had unÂderÂstood the Square; that the railÂings in the fourth numÂber were set exÂactly where railÂings were set in the Square, which was at the kerb, as any resÂidÂent could testify; that Mr. Wray of the AlbeÂmarle, who had said othÂerÂwise, was a puppy and had never been asked anyÂwhere; and that his lordÂship had
taken the liberty of sendÂing to the Row for the six numÂbers, and had had them read to him, and had found the footÂman the finest thing since RichardÂson, and wished Mr. BalÂdock to tell the Author so, and to tell him also that his lordÂship was his serÂvant and his adÂmirer, and would be glad to be alÂlowed to be his host.
âHe is wrong about the railÂings,â said ClemÂency.
âHe is a lord,â said Mr. BalÂdock. âHe is alÂlowed to be wrong about the railÂings. He is not alÂlowed to be wrong about them in my magaÂzine, and I have no inÂtenÂtion of printÂing him.â He took off his specÂtacles. âThe sevÂenth is in your hand, I think. Have you menÂded them?â
âI have menÂded them.â
âThen they are menÂded, and his lordÂship may find it out for himÂself, in a month, from the paveÂment.â He held out his hand for the numÂber, and she gave it him, and he weighed it withÂout openÂing it, as he alÂways did, as though it were sold by the pound. âFifÂteen pages. You are early. You are never early.â
âI had two days in hand.â
âNobody has two days in hand.â He put it in the drawer. âNow the other.â
The other was not adÂdressed to Mr. BalÂdock. It was adÂdressed, in a clerkâs good round hand, To the Author of âThe MorÂtimers of Mount Streetâ, to the care of Mr. BalÂdock, PaterÂnoster Row; and it was sealed, and Mr. BalÂdock had not broken the seal, and said so, and added that he had held it up to the winÂdow on Thursday night and read it through the paper, which was not the same thing, and which he would thank her not to menÂtion in the Row.
âIt is from the new people,â he said. âThe LonÂdon, they are to call it, as if there had never been one. BaldÂwinâs are findÂing the money and a genÂtleÂman from the newsÂpaÂpers is to find the rest, and they are lookÂing, I hear, for a man who knows the trade, which in the Row means a man who knows what everyÂbody else is paid. They want you for the first numÂber, in JanuÂary, at ten guineas, and they want to know your name; and they are not the only ones who want to know it, for the Row has been in here twice since TuesÂday to ask me whether it is true you have dined with them, and I have said that I could not unÂderÂtake to say, which has been taken, I find, as meanÂing yes.â
âI was not at the Chapter on TuesÂday.â
âI did not supÂpose you were. I supÂposed you were someÂwhere, and that it was no busiÂness of mine.â He looked at her over the desk. âI will not keep you from ten guineas, Miss LydÂiard. I could not, if I would, and after my lease I am not sure that I would. But I will tell you
what I told the Row, which is that I do not know the Authorâs name; and I will tell you what I did not tell the Row, which is that if I did, I do not think it would fetch ten guineas in JanuÂary, nor seven, nor five. They want a ManÂchester man of forty. They have dined one.â
She took the letÂter. She did not open it there. She had never had a letÂter adÂdressed to the Author beÂfore; nobody had, beÂcause the Author had not had a dirÂecÂtion until Thursday, when the Row gave him one by acÂclamÂaÂtion; and she carÂried it home unÂopened, with his lordÂshipâs three sides folÂded inÂside it, down LudÂgate Hill and into SalisÂbury Court and up the two pair of stairs, and put the two of them into the fusÂtian portÂfoÂlio under the bed, beÂtween Mr. MorÂtimer withÂout a face and Mrs. MorÂtimerâs carÂriage at the railÂings at the kerb. It was where she kept the things she could not finÂish. A dinÂner in GrosÂvenor Square, and ten guineas a numÂber, and a name: they went in with the rest, and she tied the tapes.
She had let the railÂings stand corÂrecÂted. She did not think about it. She had been a day writÂing the sevÂenth numÂber and an afÂterÂnoon in GrosÂvenor Square, and she had put the railÂings where they were beÂcause that was where they were; and if the one man in LonÂdon who had taken her side in print was to find out in a month, from his own paveÂment, that she had not taken his, she was sorry for it, and would have done it again. It is the conÂdiÂtion which in other people is called prinÂciple, and which Mrs. LydÂiard, had she been told of it, would have called takÂing trouble.
The Inner Temple gave The Lord Warden to Mr. DalÂgleish on the TuesÂday, had settled it by the Thursday, and had deÂlivered it, with the title, by SatÂurday noon to everyÂbody in the Inn but the one man it conÂcerned.
Mr. KinÂross was the last to be told, beÂcause he spoke to nobody, and he learned of it from FigÂgis. He had walked in at the gate as he did every mornÂing, and FigÂgis the porter, who had told him nothÂing in elÂeven years but the weather, told him that they had found out who wrote that thing in the AlbeÂmarle, and it was Mr. DalÂgleish of Crown Office Row, and would he credit it; and Mr. KinÂross said that he would not, and walked on, and found that the Inn had been furÂnished overnight, as a house is furÂnished for a sale, with a single subÂject.
He folÂlowed it, as a man who has eaten the dinÂners folÂlows a point of law, to its source, which was a laundress; and found that on the evidÂence of a clerk, a bencher named RadÂcliffe who was no reÂlaÂtion to the pubÂlisher named RadÂcliffe, which the Inn
did not hold against the reasÂonÂing, and the two shilÂlings a month that DalÂgleish saved at Dickâs, the Inner Temple had conÂvicted a man of auÂthorÂship on the evidÂence of his thrift. There was no breakÂing it. It was not a good arÂguÂment. It was a Temple arÂguÂment, and he had heard worse of them win.
Grice himÂself, met in the garden, imÂproved on it. âAnd then there is the Row,â said Grice, who was a wit when the courts were up and could not help it. âCrown Office Row, sir. Called after an ofÂfice which nobody in it could now have poinÂted to, and the only chamÂbers in the Inn with the Crown in their dirÂecÂtion. The Lord Warden, you obÂserve. A Crown apÂpointÂment. The thing proves itÂself.â He was deÂlighted. âThe beauty of it is that DalÂgleish is a conÂveyÂanÂcer. He has conÂveyed nothÂing in his life but titles, and now the Inn has conÂveyed one to him withÂout a deed. I call it adÂverse posÂsesÂsion. He has sat on the Warden twelve months withÂout obÂjecÂtion from the true owner, and by BlackÂstone it is his.â
Mr. KinÂross, who had the deed, in a drawer in AlbeÂmarle Street, in a hand that Mr. RadÂcliffe had last seen at the foot of a partÂnerÂship, said that it was very good, and that he must tell it to someÂbody; and went up to his chamÂbers and shut the door, and sat down, and disÂcovered that what he felt was not what he had exÂpecÂted to feel.
He had exÂpecÂted to be afÂfronÂted. He had been afÂfronÂted, for about the length of the garden. A man does not spend elÂeven months and two hunÂdred and twenty pounds on a book, and write the best senÂtence of his life for it in the spring, and watch it carÂried off in OcÂtoÂber by a conÂveyÂanÂcer with four sisÂters in Perth, withÂout some senÂsaÂtion; and the senÂsaÂtion was there, and was sharp, and lasÂted as far as the stairÂcase. What sucÂceeded it was reÂlief. It was so comÂplete, and so unÂlooked for, and so very far from credÂitÂable, that he sat and exÂamined it for some time, as he would have exÂamined a clause he susÂpecÂted of being too good. The town had read his book at last, and talked of it, and given it away; and the man it had given it to was a man he had never spoken to, and never need; and the Warden was now, as far as the Inner Temple was conÂcerned, a thing that had been settled, and settled wrong, and could be left alone. Nobody would look furÂther. Nobody ever did, once a thing was settled; it was the whole prinÂciple of the law, and he had eaten the dinÂners. He was free of it. He was as free as a man is who has been robbed of a thing he could not have carÂried, and he did not like it in himÂself, and he found, on the SatÂurday, that there was nothÂing in the Temple that he could do about it but go home.
There was a note on the hall table. It was from Lord AshÂcombe, and it went upÂhill, and it said that AshÂcombe had been kept in town by the buildÂers, who were in at AshÂcombe and would be in at AshÂcombe until the Greek KalÂends, which he laid to the acÂcount of the GovÂernÂment; that he was a neighÂbour, and solÂitÂary, and dined on WedÂnesÂday; that he had seÂcured, by a stroke of great good forÂtune, the comÂpany of a genÂtleÂman from the Temple whom KinÂross would be glad to meet, since KinÂross was a Temple man and a reader; and that he would not say more, beÂcause it was not his secret, but KinÂross might take it that the Warden would be at the table. FenÂwick had put it under the toast-rack, which was where Mr. KinÂross put letÂters he did not mean to anÂswer; and Mr. KinÂross took it out, and read it twice, and answered it.
Lord AshÂcombeâs house was four doors along the north side, and he had lived in it for forty years withÂout once havÂing ocÂcaÂsion to noÂtice the paveÂment, which was handed to him from his carÂriage in the form of a step and taken away again when he had done with it. He was a large, kind, florid man of sevÂenty, with a fine libÂrary in the counÂtry that had been read for him by three genÂerÂaÂtions of chapÂlains, and an opinÂion on everything in it; and he had never in his life been corÂrecÂted, beÂcause there had never been anyÂbody at his table whose busiÂness it was.
There were four at it on the WedÂnesÂday: his lordÂship, Mr. TilÂlotÂson, who was the present chapÂlain and read to him in the evenÂings and had been told what to think of the Warden and thought it; Mr. DalÂgleish of Crown Office Row; and Mr. KinÂross, who was placed opÂposÂite Mr. DalÂgleish, and was inÂtroÂduced to him beÂfore the soup as a neighÂbour and a Temple man and a great reader of the AlbeÂmarle, and was asked by his host, with a look, whether he had the least noÂtion whom he was sitÂting across from.
Mr. DalÂgleish was a small, neat, anxious man of five-and-forty, with a stoop from the deeds and a Perth voice that he had spent twenty years in LonÂdon failÂing to lose; and he had been pink, as the Inn said, since the first of the month, and he was pink now. He said, beÂfore anyÂone could anÂswer for him, that there had been a very foolÂish reÂport in the Temple which he was sorry had reached his lordÂshipâs ears, and that he was a conÂveyÂanÂcer and nothÂing else, and had never writÂten a line in his life that was not on parchÂment.
âThere!â said Lord AshÂcombe. âThere, KinÂross. You see how it is. He denies it.â
âHe does,â said Mr. KinÂross.
âHe has denied it to me three times since Monday. My dear sir, they all deny it. Scott has never owned WaverÂley to a livÂing soul; they call him the Great Unknown for it; when the Regent gave his health at Carlton House as the Author of it, he drank the toast and said nothÂing, which would hang a man at the Old Bailey. And youâll reÂmemÂber the TrierÂmain busiÂness, when half EdinÂburgh had it that ErsÂkine wrote the thing, and Scott let them think so, and wrote a preÂface to help them to it. They do it for sport. It is the first mark of the thing. A man who will own to a book has genÂerÂally writÂten a poor one.â His lordÂship was deÂlighted with this, and said it again to Mr. TilÂlotÂson, who had heard it on Monday. âYouâll not get him to own it, KinÂross. I have given it up. But you may take my word for it, and I have read every numÂber from the first.â
Mr. KinÂross said: âSo have I.â
It was the one true thing he could say, and he said it with some care, and found that it passed, as true things genÂerÂally do at dinÂner, withÂout anyÂbody atÂtendÂing to it. Mr. DalÂgleish looked at him across the table with a kind of apÂpeal, as one honÂest man to anÂother, and Mr. KinÂross, who could not help him and had never beÂfore in his life been unÂable to help a man by telling him the truth, looked at his soup. He reÂmembered the TrierÂmain busiÂness. He reÂmembered, which his lordÂship did not, that ErsÂkine had been asked first, and had agreed, and had writÂten the preÂface himÂself; and it came to him that he had beÂcome the Author of WaverÂley withÂout the trouble of arÂranÂging it, with a conÂveyÂanÂcer for his ErsÂkine, and that the only difÂferÂence beÂtween Scottâs case and his own was conÂsent.
âDo you know his work?â said Lord AshÂcombe.
âEvery word of it.â
âHah!â said his lordÂship, and the thing was done, and Mr. DalÂgleish sank a shade pinker and gave himÂself up. âAnd you, KinÂross? You never wrote anyÂthing yourÂself, I think?â
âNothÂing with my name on it.â
âQuite right. Quite right. A genÂtleÂman reads.â His lordÂship turned to the chapÂlain. âTilÂlotÂson, the buildÂers. Tell Mr. DalÂgleish about the buildÂers.â And Mr. TilÂlotÂson told Mr. DalÂgleish about the buildÂers, who were in at AshÂcombe, and would be in at AshÂcombe until the spring, and had been got in by the GovÂernÂment as surely as if Lord LiverÂpool had sent them down himÂself; and his lordÂship, who had heard it beÂfore, enÂjoyed it very much.
They had the siege. Mr. KinÂross had known that they would; a man does not go to dine with Lord AshÂcombe and esÂcape FroisÂsart. They had it with the fish, and through the fish, and his
lordÂship did the Welsh, and Mr. TilÂlotÂson, who had read the numÂber aloud on TuesÂday and knew it betÂter than its auÂthor, supÂplied the Lady GwenÂllian; and Mr. DalÂgleish, who had begun by protestÂing and had been overÂruled and had now the air of a man who has deÂcided that if he is to be hanged for a book he may as well read it, was apÂpealed to upon ShrewsÂbury.
âFor he passed it over,â said his lordÂship. âShrewsÂbury, DalÂgleish. Passed it clean over, in the tenth, the only battle in the reign that one has seen; and I say he was wrong, and TilÂlotÂson says he was wrong, and Iâll not beÂlieve you had not a reason.â
Mr. DalÂgleish said unÂhapÂpily that he supÂposed the Author had thought it too well known.
âWell known! It is not well known. Nobody knows it. TilÂlotÂson, when was it?â
âThe sumÂmer of the year three, my lord.â
âThe two-and-twenÂtiÂeth of July,â said Mr. DalÂgleish, who had been at the play, âas I have alÂways unÂderÂstood. And the Prince killed Percy with his own hand, which the Author might have made a great deal of.â
âHe might,â said Lord AshÂcombe. âHe might inÂdeed. It is all in FroisÂsart.â
Mr. KinÂross, who knew that it was not in FroisÂsart, since FroisÂsart had laid down his pen three years beÂfore the battle; and who knew that the day was the one-and-twenÂtiÂeth, since he had spent a week of the spring with it; and who knew, as everyÂbody who had been at the play knew and everyÂbody who had read a chronÂicle did not, that nobody had ever found out who killed Percy, who had put up his visor in the press and been struck in the face by an arrow from nobody in parÂticÂuÂlar, and that the Princeâs hand was a poetâs: Mr. KinÂross, who had never in two-and-thirty years let a false thing stand that he could have set right, and had not let one stand in SepÂtemÂber when it cost a young man the railÂings, sat at Lord AshÂcombeâs table with the wrong date and the wrong hand and the wrong chronÂicler going round it with the fish, and looked at Mr. DalÂgleish, who could not be corÂrecÂted withÂout being conÂfessed, and said nothÂing at all.
He nodÂded. It was worse than sayÂing it.
âYou see,â said his lordÂship, to the table. âKinÂross agrees.â
They had the MorÂtimers with the mutÂton. His lordÂship had disÂcovered them, it apÂpeared, in the last fortÂnight, by way of Mr. Wray, whom he did not read but whose vicÂtims he colÂlecÂted, on the prinÂciple that a thing worth a paper in the AlbeÂmarle must be worth havÂing; and he had sent to the Row for
the six numÂbers, and had had TilÂlotÂson read them, and had beÂcome their chamÂpion with the whole of the enÂergy that he had formerly given to the Warden, and gave to it still. He had writÂten to BalÂdock. He had the copy of the letÂter in his pocket, and TilÂlotÂson read it, upÂhill, railÂings and RichardÂson and all; and Mr. KinÂross heard his own railÂings, which he had given to LuÂcius Wray over the port in August beÂcause they were true, deÂclared by a peer of forty yearsâ standÂing in the Square to be exÂactly wrong, and could not say so, beÂcause to say so was to say how he knew.
âThe man has eyes,â said his lordÂship. âThat is the whole of it. Wray has never been asked anyÂwhere, and the Author has been asked everyÂwhere, and knows where things are. And he is to leave BalÂdock, I hear, for the new thing in the Row, in JanuÂary, at ten guineas; and I have writÂten to BalÂdock to say that if he lets him go I shall not take the LudÂgate in, which I never have, and that he had betÂter look to it. And I have asked the Author to dine.â
âHas he answered?â said Mr. KinÂross.
âHe has not. He is a modÂest man. They are all modÂest men.â His lordÂship looked at Mr. DalÂgleish with great afÂfecÂtion. âBalÂdock canÂnot unÂderÂtake to say who he is; it is a close thing, the Row, closer than the Temple. I have it from TilÂlotÂson, who has it from someÂwhere, that he is a ManÂchester man and has dined at the Chapter. Well, he shall dine here. And DalÂgleish shall dine here, and it shall be beÂfore ChristÂmas, and I will have the two of them at one table, the only two writers in LonÂdon worth the trouble, and Wray may put that in his magaÂzine. What do you say, KinÂross? Youâll make a fourth?â
Mr. KinÂross said that he would make a fourth.
He was sitÂting across from the wrong auÂthor of the one book, and he had just been asked to meet the wrong auÂthor of the other, whom he had himÂself, on a slip of paper in a drawer, made a houseÂkeeperâs son; and it came to him, as the mutÂton went round, that the whole of litÂerÂary LonÂdon was at that moÂment comÂposed of people who had not writÂten anyÂthing being dined by a man who had not read it, and that it was, on the whole, the best dinÂner he had eaten in a year.
âIt is a cold book, you know,â said Lord AshÂcombe, into a pause. âThe Warden. I have thought so from the first. It is a cold book writÂten by a warm man who has nobody to be warm to; one can alÂways tell. Now DalÂgleish has four sisÂters.â He looked at Mr. DalÂgleish, and seemed for a moÂment to be on the edge of a disÂcovÂery. âIt canÂnot be DalÂgleish,â he said; and passed the
port, and in passing it forÂgot what he had said, and never found it again.
Mr. KinÂross, who had nobody to be warm to and had been given to unÂderÂstand as much by his aunt in a letÂter under the toast-rack, drank his wine.
âAnd I will tell you anÂother thing,â said his lordÂship, who had been savÂing it. âIt is adÂmired where you would not look for it. I have itâ ânever mind how I have it; TilÂlotÂson has it from his sisÂter, who has it from RusÂsell Square, which is as good as the Cityâ âthat there is a lady in the City who has read the whole of it, every numÂber, and thinks the siege the finest thing since FroisÂsart. Her own words, TilÂlotÂson?â
âThose were the words reÂporÂted to me, my lord.â
âSince FroisÂsart! A lady in the City! There, DalÂgleish; there is fame. You are read in RusÂsell Square.â He was moved by it. âThe finest thing since FroisÂsart.â
Mr. KinÂross had been in the room in SepÂtemÂber when Lord AshÂcombe had said those words of the siege to Mr. RadÂcliffe, withÂout havÂing read it; and he heard them now come back round the whole of LonÂdon, by way of Mr. TilÂlotÂsonâs sisÂter, and be laid beÂfore him as the judgÂment of a lady in the City. For the length of a swalÂlow he thought of the one reader he was sure of, who had taken a senÂtence out of the tenth numÂber as he had taken one out of the fourth; and then he put the thought by, since that reader was a houseÂkeeperâs son in a cofÂfee-house, and houseÂkeepÂersâ sons are not ladies in the City. But it was a reader. It had read every numÂber, and it had praised the siege, the one thing in the book that he had put in beÂcause RadÂcliffe wanted inÂcidÂent, in Lord AshÂcombeâs own words; and the praise had been carÂried, with the rest, to DalÂgleishâs door.
âDid she,â said Mr. KinÂross.
It was two words, and he heard them as he said them, and it was the nearest he had come in two-and-thirty years to a joke against himÂself; and nobody at the table took it for one, which was as he wished.
âAlbeÂmarle Street,â said his lordÂship, sumÂming up, with the air of a man of the world, âhas a way of not putÂting names on things, this year. One hears it of a poem. One hears it of the Warden. I dare say they know their busiÂness. But a man canÂnot be modÂest for ever, DalÂgleish, and I give you till ChristÂmas.â
Mr. DalÂgleish said, for the fourth time, that he was a conÂveyÂanÂcer.
âThere,â said Lord AshÂcombe. âYou hear him.â
He walked home. It was four doors, and he could have been carÂried; but he walked, in the dark, along the north
side of the Square, and when he came to his own house he did a thing that he had not done in elÂeven years of livÂing in it, and that Lord AshÂcombe had not done in forty: he stopped on the paveÂment, and looked at it.
The door was where he had left it. The step was where the step had alÂways been, and the lamp over the fanÂlight, which FenÂwick kept lit until he was in; and to the left of the step, and to the right of it, at the paveÂmentâs edge, with the area fallÂing away beÂhind them into the dark where the kitÂchen was, were the railÂings. They were along the area. They had been along the area since the house was built. They were not at the kerb, and never had been, and no carÂriage had ever drawn up at them, beÂcause a carÂriage drew up at the step; and he had known this. He had known it well enough to write it in a marÂgin in August with the brevÂity of a man who had never had to exÂplain himÂself, and to tell it to LuÂcius Wray over the port, and to let it stand in print in SepÂtemÂber beÂcause it was true. He had not known it beÂcause he had looked. He had known it as Lord AshÂcombe knew FroisÂsart.
He stood for some time. A young perÂson had stood at those railÂings on the TuesÂday of the week beÂfore for a quarter of an hour, with her hand on them, and gone down; but he did not know that, and nobody had told him, and the railÂings had nothÂing to say.
In the mornÂing he asked FenÂwick.
He asked it at breakÂfast, across the ChronÂicle, in the tone in which he asked whether it was likely to rain, and FenÂwick, who had been elÂeven years in the house and had never once been asked anyÂthing by its masÂter that he had not already provided, reÂceived it with the perÂfect stillÂness of a man who has waited a long while for someÂthing and does not proÂpose to spoil it by lookÂing surÂprised.
âIn the area, sir,â said FenÂwick. âAlong the whole front, at the paveÂmentâs edge. They have been there since the house was built, under the old lord. I unÂderÂstood it was genÂerÂally known.â
âIt is,â said Mr. KinÂross. âThank you, FenÂwick.â
âThere was a young perÂson at them on the TuesÂday of last week, sir, as it hapÂpens, for some little time, about the kitÂchen-maidâs place. Mrs. Pratt thought her very suitÂable. She did not come back.â
Mr. KinÂross said that he was sorry to hear it, and meant the kitÂchen-maid, and turned the ChronÂicle; and FenÂwick reÂmoved the toast-rack, under which there was nothÂing, and went out.
They tried CarÂlile at GuildÂhall for four days, from the TuesÂday, beÂfore the Chief Justice and two speÂcial jurÂies,
for Paine first and for Palmer after him; and on the FriÂday the second jury found him guilty, as the first had done the day beÂfore, and the news was in Fleet Street beÂfore the court had risen, beÂcause the Row had a man at the door.
It came down the street as such news did, not called but carÂried, from one shop to the next, at the pace of a man who has someÂthing to tell and has not been paid to hurry: CarÂlile was guilty, twice over; the AtÂtorÂney-GenÂeral had his verÂdicts; and every printer beÂtween Temple Bar and LudÂgate who had put anyÂthing into type since August that he would not have cared to read aloud to a speÂcial jury went in and shut his door, and read his lease. Mr. BalÂdock heard it at two, and sat for a while, and then went down into his shop and sold a treatÂise upon the dry rot to a clerÂgyÂman, beÂcause the trade must be kept up.
ClemÂency heard it at six, from Kit, who had it from the Inn, where it had arÂrived beÂfore dinÂner and been found less inÂterÂestÂing than the Warden. She was mendÂing the tapes of the fusÂtian portÂfoÂlio, which had worn, and she went on mendÂing them.
Mr. KinÂross heard it in the Temple, at his desk, with the door shut; and he heard it, as he had heard the rest of OcÂtoÂber, from FigÂgis, who put his head in withÂout knockÂing, which he had never done, and said that they had found that felÂlow CarÂlile guilty, sir, and would he credit it, and went away.
He had the thirÂteenth numÂber beÂfore him. It was due in AlbeÂmarle Street on the tenth of NoÂvemÂber, and he had begun it that mornÂing, which was early, for him; and he had begun it, he found, difÂferÂently. He had taken the Warden out of LudÂlow and put him on the road, in the wet, with a letÂter he had not answered; and he had taken him, for the first time in twelve numÂbers, in at the back of a house inÂstead of the front, and down a stair, and had let him stand in a kitÂchen and be looked at by the people in it, who knew to a penny what he cost. He did not ask himÂself why. He knew why, and did not proÂpose to conÂsult the part of his mind that knew it. He wrote, that afÂterÂnoon, with the news of GuildÂhall going down Fleet Street under his winÂdow and the MichaelÂmas term a month off and the Inn settled in its opinÂion, as a man writes who has been given away and means to be worth the takÂing back: so that whoÂever read the thirÂteenth numÂber on the first of DecemÂber, in RusÂsell Square or the City or two pair of stairs up over a law-staÂtionerâs, should know at the first paraÂgraph that it had not been writÂten by anyÂbody in Crown Office Row.
He did not know where it would be read. He knew that it would be read,
which was more than he had known in August; and he found that it was enough to write to, and that he had never beÂfore in elÂeven months had anyÂthing to write to at all.
(To be conÂtinÂued.)
Edited by Michael Cummins. Written in full collaboration with Anthropic’s Claude models, and set here as it might have appeared in a London magazine of 1820. Read the announcement, with the plan of London.